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(The Tennessean) Unlikely Kellie Pickler to co-host CMA special, chosen for her quick wits, not her big........ personality   (tennessean.com) divider line 60
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mryoop789 [TotalFark] 2008-09-04 02:49:55 PM  
or her huge tracts of land?

 
Adjective Bird Whiskey [TotalFark] 2008-09-04 02:51:12 PM  
Gimme.

 
Bukharin [TotalFark] 2008-09-04 02:58:43 PM  
I think I am abreast of what the headline is hinting at.

 
mysticcat [TotalFark] 2008-09-04 02:58:58 PM  
And she's singing the anthem at the Vandy/USC game tonight, where I'll be.

She is so guileless its hard not to like her. Plus she's hot, that helps too.

 
clancifer [TotalFark] 2008-09-04 03:01:54 PM  
She does have quite the set of lungs on her.

 
mikemir 2008-09-04 03:02:28 PM  
Also, she has nice tits.

 
El Dudereno 2008-09-04 03:02:55 PM  
Why so slow with the pics?

 
gatsome 2008-09-04 03:04:41 PM  
No Boobies! = Make with the pics

 
Jamespoon [TotalFark] 2008-09-04 03:10:23 PM  
Hey... hey guys...

titmouse.

heehee

 
jonasborg [TotalFark] 2008-09-04 03:10:58 PM  
Seriously, pics

 
mikemir 2008-09-04 03:12:27 PM  

You really can't Google Image Search?

Linky (new window)


 
gatsome 2008-09-04 03:16:26 PM  
mikemir: You really can't Google Image Search?

Linky (new window)


How dare you speak out against procrastination and laziness. Why do you hate America so much?

Plus I'm at work and like my pics inlaid in a lot of html/javascript.

 
mysticcat [TotalFark] 2008-09-04 03:23:20 PM  
www.ncstatefair.org

www.countrymusicstop.com

cm1.dotspotter.com

i126.photobucket.com

 
ChubbyTiger 2008-09-04 03:29:17 PM  
So, who is this fairly attractive bleach blond with the big boobies?

 
CrankMyBlueSax 2008-09-04 03:35:38 PM  
Saggy tits, quick wits, what more could you ask for?

 
mr_a [TotalFark] 2008-09-04 03:41:34 PM  
I think she was so much better looking in her Idol days that after she went for the plastic look

 
mysticcat [TotalFark] 2008-09-04 03:54:00 PM  
mr_a: I think she was so much better looking in her Idol days that after she went for the plastic look

I'd take either version.

 
ihatedumbpeople 2008-09-04 04:09:54 PM  
I'd fark her silly.

 
FarktheHeraldAngelSings 2008-09-04 04:10:07 PM  
I'd I'd throw my pickle in 'er

 
chevydeuce 2008-09-04 04:10:14 PM  
I listen to country some, both old and new, and while I agree that most of it is pretty bad, especially the newer "pop" stuff. This Pickler chick is especially bad.....Whiny, nasally....meh...

/of course, I wasn't aware that she had big bags, so I guess that I'll cut her a little slack
//not like Taylor Swift, Julianne Hough etc are great singers either
///why do I listen to country anyway

 
ltrain2 2008-09-04 04:10:17 PM  
mysticcat: mr_a: I think she was so much better looking in her Idol days that after she went for the plastic look

I'd take either version.



I'll take Carrie Underwood over both...

 
FarktheHeraldAngelSings 2008-09-04 04:11:04 PM  
FarktheHeraldAngelSings: I'd I'd throw my pickle in 'er

Damn Red Bull lunches give me me the shakes. :-(

 
Magnir 2008-09-04 04:11:08 PM  
She looked best in the hot slutty prom outfit.

 
agwood18 [TotalFark] 2008-09-04 04:12:19 PM  
Came for the pics, left meh.

ltrain2: I'll take Carrie Underwood over both

I'll take Carrie Underwood over me, if you catch my drift.

 
ltrain2 2008-09-04 04:17:12 PM  
agwood18: Came for the pics, left meh.

ltrain2: I'll take Carrie Underwood over both

I'll take Carrie Underwood over me, if you catch my drift.


I'd insert my penis into her vagina and proceed with intercourse, if you catch my drift.

 
tnpir [TotalFark] 2008-09-04 04:17:14 PM  
Kellie Pickler to co-host CMA special, chosen for her quick wits, not her big........ personality

Uh-huh. And did she also step in a big pile of shhhAVING CREAM...?

 
Observatory 2008-09-04 04:17:39 PM  
Who?

 
John Buck 41 2008-09-04 04:17:56 PM  
ChubbyTiger: So, who is this fairly attractive bleach blond with the big boobies?

Those are big?

 
Sweet Chin Music 2008-09-04 04:26:12 PM  
I'd Pickler tink.

 
Moboman [TotalFark] 2008-09-04 04:30:09 PM  
She's not exactly known for her big tits... she's petite at best.

/totally my type, yum

 
PsyLord 2008-09-04 04:37:02 PM  
Where is the obligatory link to the "Are you smarter than a 5th grader video"?

/disappointed

 
Kilted_Dude [TotalFark] 2008-09-04 04:43:37 PM  
I do believe I would let her put my penis in her mouth.

 
ltrain2 2008-09-04 04:44:04 PM  
PsyLord: Where is the obligatory link to the "Are you smarter than a 5th grader video"?

/disappointed


THAT'S
what you came to this thread for? I'm dissapointed in YOU

 
espiaboricua 2008-09-04 04:45:29 PM  
Atomic WHO?

 
Mangoose 2008-09-04 04:46:21 PM  
I don't get it.

 
OtherLittleGuy 2008-09-04 04:47:43 PM  
Simon called her a mink.

/seriously

 
satanorsanta 2008-09-04 04:50:27 PM  
www.aolcdn.com
before ... after

 
docmattic 2008-09-04 05:02:43 PM  
OtherLittleGuy: Simon called her a mink.

/seriously


Wasn't it a "minx"???

/ashamed that I know that

 
Silicon Sam 2008-09-04 05:16:40 PM  
docmattic: OtherLittleGuy: Simon called her a mink.

/seriously

Wasn't it a "minx"???

/ashamed that I know that


He called her a minx.... She thought he said mink.

 
TheFunkNinja 2008-09-04 05:41:58 PM  
With a prom dress like that, you know she took it in all 3 holes that night.

 
dryknife 2008-09-04 05:46:14 PM  
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.

He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.

"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, Bill, you didn't."

"Yes, I did."

"My God, Bill, what happened?"

"I got fired."

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

"Oh...she got fired too."

 
capnspanky 2008-09-04 06:09:09 PM  
Just popped in to take a look at her personality. Don't mind me while I appraise said personalities.

 
Southern Atheist 2008-09-04 06:12:02 PM  
She's dumb as a brick, but...
farm3.static.flickr.com

 
fritopendejo 2008-09-04 06:12:36 PM  
img2.timeinc.net

I'd rather

 
Fun Dumpster 2008-09-04 06:29:44 PM  
tnpir: Kellie Pickler to co-host CMA special, chosen for her quick wits, not her big........ personality

Uh-huh. And did she also step in a big pile of shhhAVING CREAM...?


Be nice and clean. Shave every day and you'll always look keen?

 
FarktheHeraldAngelSings 2008-09-04 06:40:26 PM  
fritopendejo: I'd rather

You and me both, dude! That was one hot POA. I watched that entire season JUST because she was on it, and she's the reason I got hooked on Surreal Life as well. Crappy voice but she's still worthy of my knuckle babies.

 
Ghostbox 2008-09-04 07:21:09 PM  
seen bigger

 
Ecobuckeye 2008-09-04 07:28:10 PM  
Silicon Sam: docmattic: OtherLittleGuy: Simon called her a mink.

/seriously

Wasn't it a "minx"???

/ashamed that I know that

Obviously, that's the plural.
He called her a minx.... She thought he said mink.

 
Ecobuckeye 2008-09-04 07:28:47 PM  
Dammit, I embedded my one-liner.

 
Figaro 2008-09-04 08:28:09 PM  
img372.imageshack.us
By figaro410 at 2008-09-04

Is not impressed.

 
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