or her huge tracts of land?

Gimme.

I think I am abreast of what the headline is hinting at.

And she's singing the anthem at the Vandy/USC game tonight, where I'll be.

She is so guileless its hard not to like her. Plus she's hot, that helps too.

She does have quite the set of lungs on her.

Also, she has nice tits.

Why so slow with the pics?

No Boobies! = Make with the pics

Hey... hey guys...

titmouse.

heehee

Seriously, pics

mikemir: You really can't Google Image Search?

Linky (new window)

How dare you speak out against procrastination and laziness. Why do you hate America so much?

Plus I'm at work and like my pics inlaid in a lot of html/javascript.

So, who is this fairly attractive bleach blond with the big boobies?

Saggy tits, quick wits, what more could you ask for?

I think she was so much better looking in her Idol days that after she went for the plastic look

mr_a: I think she was so much better looking in her Idol days that after she went for the plastic look

I'd take either version.

I'd fark her silly.

I'd I'd throw my pickle in 'er

I listen to country some, both old and new, and while I agree that most of it is pretty bad, especially the newer "pop" stuff. This Pickler chick is especially bad.....Whiny, nasally....meh...

/of course, I wasn't aware that she had big bags, so I guess that I'll cut her a little slack
//not like Taylor Swift, Julianne Hough etc are great singers either
///why do I listen to country anyway

mysticcat: mr_a: I think she was so much better looking in her Idol days that after she went for the plastic look

I'd take either version.


I'll take Carrie Underwood over both...

FarktheHeraldAngelSings: I'd I'd throw my pickle in 'er

Damn Red Bull lunches give me me the shakes. :-(

She looked best in the hot slutty prom outfit.

Came for the pics, left meh.

ltrain2: I'll take Carrie Underwood over both

I'll take Carrie Underwood over me, if you catch my drift.

agwood18: Came for the pics, left meh.

ltrain2: I'll take Carrie Underwood over both

I'll take Carrie Underwood over me, if you catch my drift.

I'd insert my penis into her vagina and proceed with intercourse, if you catch my drift.

Kellie Pickler to co-host CMA special, chosen for her quick wits, not her big........ personality

Uh-huh. And did she also step in a big pile of shhhAVING CREAM...?

Who?

ChubbyTiger: So, who is this fairly attractive bleach blond with the big boobies?

Those are big?

I'd Pickler tink.

She's not exactly known for her big tits... she's petite at best.

/totally my type, yum

Where is the obligatory link to the "Are you smarter than a 5th grader video"?

/disappointed

I do believe I would let her put my penis in her mouth.

PsyLord: Where is the obligatory link to the "Are you smarter than a 5th grader video"?

/disappointed


THAT'S what you came to this thread for? I'm dissapointed in YOU

Atomic WHO?™

I don't get it.

Simon called her a mink.

/seriously

before ... after

OtherLittleGuy: Simon called her a mink.

/seriously

Wasn't it a "minx"???

/ashamed that I know that

docmattic: OtherLittleGuy: Simon called her a mink.

/seriously

Wasn't it a "minx"???

/ashamed that I know that

He called her a minx.... She thought he said mink.

With a prom dress like that, you know she took it in all 3 holes that night.

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.

He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.

"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, Bill, you didn't."

"Yes, I did."

"My God, Bill, what happened?"

"I got fired."

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

"Oh...she got fired too."

Just popped in to take a look at her personality. Don't mind me while I appraise said personalities.

She's dumb as a brick, but...

I'd rather

tnpir: Kellie Pickler to co-host CMA special, chosen for her quick wits, not her big........ personality

Uh-huh. And did she also step in a big pile of shhhAVING CREAM...?

Be nice and clean. Shave every day and you'll always look keen?

fritopendejo: I'd rather

You and me both, dude! That was one hot POA. I watched that entire season JUST because she was on it, and she's the reason I got hooked on Surreal Life as well. Crappy voice but she's still worthy of my knuckle babies.

seen bigger

Silicon Sam: docmattic: OtherLittleGuy: Simon called her a mink.

/seriously

Wasn't it a "minx"???

/ashamed that I know that

Obviously, that's the plural.
He called her a minx.... She thought he said mink.

Dammit, I embedded my one-liner.

By figaro410 at 2008-09-04

Is not impressed.