Who?

What's MTV?

gorgor: Who?

What's MTV?

I think it's that channel where parents set their kids up on dates with sluts

What's beer googles?

South park did it.

I could be wrong, but wasn't there a thread about her a few weeks back that showed her new body off.. and IIRC, she looked pretty damn hot.

SushiJoe: gorgor: Who?

What's MTV?

I think it's that channel where parents set their kids up on dates with sluts

Mom TransVestite?

Dr.Knockboots: I could be wrong, but wasn't there a thread about her a few weeks back that showed her new body off.. and IIRC, she looked pretty damn hot.

Pictorial proof of said assertion?

She's like those women that do everything to get thin for their wedding then blow back up afterward. Except she keeps doing it over and over, every year or two.

She looks great in the ad. In the weird, inexplicable ad with the elephant and the guy who wants to be pinched.

DonnyBaker: What's beer googles?

Yes, what is/are beer googles?

Wait? Didn't she already botch this in horrid horrid ways? Why are people still paying her?

Why would a channel that shows (fake) reality shows give out awards for music videos? None of this is making sense.



/I'm gonna go lay down on my refrigerator.

Beer googles (new window)

SushiJoe: gorgor: Who?

What's MTV?

I think it's that channel where parents set their kids up on dates with sluts

No, that the channel where parents spend six-to-seven figures on birthdays for their Precious Little Snowflakes Girls™... only to send them "away" for "a dose of reality".

/"My Super Sweet 16" and "My Super Sweet 16 Presents: Exiled" respectively

Actually they do both.

SushiJoe is accurately refering to 'Parental Control'.


/I only watch it occasionally for the lulz.
//Same with Super Sweet 16

I FARTED Y'ALL

Caption contest anyone?

xombie_a_go_go: I FARTED Y'ALL

Caption contest anyone?

I heard somewhere today that she would not be singing.
I'm guessing her opening the VMA's will be a parody of sorts.
ala laugh at yourself/make fun of yourself SNL style.

I admit, I'll be watching

Please God, epic fail. Please God, epic fail. Please God, epic fail. Please God, epic fail. Please God, epic fail. Please God, epic fail. Please God, epic fail. Please God, epic fail. Please God, epic fail.

Maybe then she'll disappear forever.

/For. ev. ur.

Obviously subby and the rest of you morans haven't seen her recently because she's looking quite hittable.

(no time to post pics)

I've had a cumback before

Britney for VEEP!

the real beer googles, according to gis

Link (new window)

i'm with Ordell

So according to the article, she's opening the VMAs with a non-musical performance.

Way to keep in line with non-musical reality trainwreck programming, MTV. Your transformation to full suckage is complete.

whereisian: Britney for VEEP!

She has a compelling narrative and she's an everymom.

Britney Spears is the most fantastic artist in this or any generation. I applaud her comeback to music. I think this will blow everyone away!

Britney Spears is the most fantastic artist in this or any generation. I applaud her comeback to music. I think this will bloweveryone away!
FTFY

/hell yeah I'd hit it
//and run like hell before the Lithium wears off
///wonders whose the bubble butt in the background

What's with that thing she does with her mouth? No, not that thing. The other thing, with her lower lip all up inside her mouth like that.

Is that a regional thing, a southern thing?

I mean, I'm not being mean or anything, it could be sorta cute if it wasn't, you know, her.

The whole point of a teen poptart is the TEEN part.

That's it. Please kill me now. Or at least what used to be MTV.

I still don't understand why so many people think she was fat on that last one. She looked healthy and hot to me. I think this country is obsessed with weak looking, nasty, skanky anorexic chicks.

Maybe the people who like her looking like a man with tits are really gay? Likely.

I hope she doesn't, I like the fact that there is an average crazy role model for our high school teens that happens to be a big whore. Makes it easier to get sex in bars when they grow up.

PC LOAD LETTER

She has a compelling narrative and she's an everymom.

Meh...she can always become a community organizer.

id bang britney

better britney than katy perry.

/wants to claw ears off after listening to 'i kissed a girl'
//can't believe i even stooped that low
///SAVE ME DETHKLOK!!!

cute overlord: better britney than katy perry.

/wants to claw ears off after listening to 'i kissed a girl'
//can't believe i even stooped that low
///SAVE ME DETHKLOK!!!

I don't care what gender you are. Marry me? :)

Oooh, who brought up Katy Perry? One of the most farkable singers to come along in a while. Being an off-the-wagon former christian performer gives extra bonus points. If you hate her current hit, watch the video with the volume down and then tell me she's not on the "A" list.

Ordell: //wonders whose the bubble butt in the background

here here.

I still don't understand why so many people think she was fat on that last one. She looked healthy and hot to me.

You sound like a chubby chaser. Hey, that's cool. it's all good.

Ordell: /hell yeah I'd hit it
//and run like hell before the Lithium wears off
///wonders whose the bubble butt in the background

is it just me or does the face (and body) look like Jessica Simpson?

/although the sweater meat is a bit smaller....

espiaboricua: SushiJoe: gorgor: Who?

What's MTV?

I think it's that channel where parents set their kids up on dates with sluts

No, that the channel where parents spend six-to-seven figures on birthdays for their Precious Little Snowflakes Girls™... only to send them "away" for "a dose of reality".

/"My Super Sweet 16" and "My Super Sweet 16 Presents: Exiled" respectively


Okay, I thought you cleverly made up the Exiled part...'til I clicked on the link. Oh...Dear...God. The bar just keeps getting lower. Wow.