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(MTV) Stupid Beer googles alert: Britney Spears to open MTV's VMAs, once again trying for a comeback. Hopefully this time she'll put down the Cheetos and Beer before hand   (ifmagazine.com) divider line 46
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gorgor 2008-09-04 02:02:34 PM  
Who?

What's MTV?

 
SushiJoe [TotalFark] 2008-09-04 02:09:42 PM  
gorgor: Who?

What's MTV?


I think it's that channel where parents set their kids up on dates with sluts

 
DonnyBaker [TotalFark] 2008-09-04 02:10:24 PM  
What's beer googles?

 
Sinister Steve [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-09-04 02:40:08 PM  
South park did it.

 
Dr.Knockboots [TotalFark] 2008-09-04 02:58:20 PM  
I could be wrong, but wasn't there a thread about her a few weeks back that showed her new body off.. and IIRC, she looked pretty damn hot.

 
gorgor 2008-09-04 02:59:52 PM  
SushiJoe: gorgor: Who?

What's MTV?

I think it's that channel where parents set their kids up on dates with sluts


Mom TransVestite?

 
ChubbyTiger 2008-09-04 03:45:33 PM  
Dr.Knockboots: I could be wrong, but wasn't there a thread about her a few weeks back that showed her new body off.. and IIRC, she looked pretty damn hot.

Pictorial proof of said assertion?

 
Sybarite [TotalFark] 2008-09-04 03:56:56 PM  
She's like those women that do everything to get thin for their wedding then blow back up afterward. Except she keeps doing it over and over, every year or two.

 
otherginger 2008-09-04 05:22:54 PM  
She looks great in the ad. In the weird, inexplicable ad with the elephant and the guy who wants to be pinched.

 
SBinRR 2008-09-04 05:24:22 PM  
DonnyBaker: What's beer googles?

Yes, what is/are beer googles?

 
Anavrinman [TotalFark] 2008-09-04 05:28:18 PM  
Wait? Didn't she already botch this in horrid horrid ways? Why are people still paying her?

 
Crude 2008-09-04 05:29:03 PM  
Why would a channel that shows (fake) reality shows give out awards for music videos? None of this is making sense.



/I'm gonna go lay down on my refrigerator.

 
BigSnatch [TotalFark] 2008-09-04 05:31:58 PM  
Beer googles (new window)

 
mrtj 2008-09-04 05:34:09 PM  
i496.photobucket.com

 
espiaboricua 2008-09-04 05:42:39 PM  
SushiJoe: gorgor: Who?

What's MTV?

I think it's that channel where parents set their kids up on dates with sluts


No, that the channel where parents spend six-to-seven figures on birthdays for their Precious Little Snowflakes Girls™... only to send them "away" for "a dose of reality".

/"My Super Sweet 16" and "My Super Sweet 16 Presents: Exiled" respectively

 
bukketmaster 2008-09-04 05:51:14 PM  
farm2.static.flickr.com

 
eeviewontwakeup [TotalFark] 2008-09-04 05:53:33 PM  
Actually they do both.

SushiJoe is accurately refering to 'Parental Control'.


/I only watch it occasionally for the lulz.
//Same with Super Sweet 16

 
Jeff Paine 2008-09-04 05:54:50 PM  
www.nerve.com

 
xombie_a_go_go 2008-09-04 06:09:34 PM  
photos.ifmagazine.com

I FARTED Y'ALL

Caption contest anyone?

 
H_is_for_Heretic 2008-09-04 06:17:42 PM  
xombie_a_go_go: I FARTED Y'ALL

Caption contest anyone?


i300.photobucket.com

 
DWitchiewoman 2008-09-04 06:29:50 PM  
I heard somewhere today that she would not be singing.
I'm guessing her opening the VMA's will be a parody of sorts.
ala laugh at yourself/make fun of yourself SNL style.

I admit, I'll be watching

 
Fun Dumpster 2008-09-04 06:35:02 PM  
Please God, epic fail. Please God, epic fail. Please God, epic fail. Please God, epic fail. Please God, epic fail. Please God, epic fail. Please God, epic fail. Please God, epic fail. Please God, epic fail.

Maybe then she'll disappear forever.

/For. ev. ur.

 
Ordell [TotalFark] 2008-09-04 06:48:53 PM  
Obviously subby and the rest of you morans haven't seen her recently because she's looking quite hittable.

(no time to post pics)

 
Xenu's Giant Pink Replicock 2008-09-04 06:49:10 PM  
I've had a cumback before
i300.photobucket.com

 
whereisian 2008-09-04 06:56:23 PM  
Britney for VEEP!

 
Sherjo311 2008-09-04 06:59:54 PM  
the real beer googles, according to gis

Link (new window)

 
henryhill 2008-09-04 07:03:03 PM  
i'm with Ordell

 
Faux Shizzle 2008-09-04 07:32:06 PM  
So according to the article, she's opening the VMAs with a non-musical performance.

Way to keep in line with non-musical reality trainwreck programming, MTV. Your transformation to full suckage is complete.

 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark] 2008-09-04 07:47:58 PM  
whereisian: Britney for VEEP!

She has a compelling narrative and she's an everymom.

 
Kid_Not_Play 2008-09-04 09:45:22 PM  
Britney Spears is the most fantastic artist in this or any generation. I applaud her comeback to music. I think this will blow everyone away!

 
JohnnyDreamboat 2008-09-04 10:59:16 PM  
Britney Spears is the most fantastic artist in this or any generation. I applaud her comeback to music. I think this will bloweveryone away!
FTFY

 
Ordell [TotalFark] 2008-09-04 11:00:25 PM  
img526.imageshack.us

/hell yeah I'd hit it
//and run like hell before the Lithium wears off
///wonders whose the bubble butt in the background

 
Headcheese 2008-09-04 11:47:44 PM  
What's with that thing she does with her mouth? No, not that thing. The other thing, with her lower lip all up inside her mouth like that.

Is that a regional thing, a southern thing?

I mean, I'm not being mean or anything, it could be sorta cute if it wasn't, you know, her.

i300.photobucket.com

farm4.static.flickr.com

 
NYZooMan 2008-09-05 12:31:10 AM  
The whole point of a teen poptart is the TEEN part.

 
LarrytheBlueOkie 2008-09-05 12:38:00 AM  
That's it. Please kill me now. Or at least what used to be MTV.

 
viccellini 2008-09-05 02:09:16 AM  
I still don't understand why so many people think she was fat on that last one. She looked healthy and hot to me. I think this country is obsessed with weak looking, nasty, skanky anorexic chicks.

Maybe the people who like her looking like a man with tits are really gay? Likely.

 
ErikShocker 2008-09-05 02:29:21 AM  
I hope she doesn't, I like the fact that there is an average crazy role model for our high school teens that happens to be a big whore. Makes it easier to get sex in bars when they grow up.

 
cabal08 2008-09-05 03:43:50 AM  
PC LOAD LETTER

She has a compelling narrative and she's an everymom.


Meh...she can always become a community organizer.

 
bostonowns 2008-09-05 04:01:00 AM  
id bang britney

 
cute overlord 2008-09-05 06:48:19 AM  
better britney than katy perry.

/wants to claw ears off after listening to 'i kissed a girl'
//can't believe i even stooped that low
///SAVE ME DETHKLOK!!!

 
Azz 2008-09-05 07:27:35 AM  
cute overlord: better britney than katy perry.

/wants to claw ears off after listening to 'i kissed a girl'
//can't believe i even stooped that low
///SAVE ME DETHKLOK!!!


I don't care what gender you are. Marry me? :)

 
dc0012c 2008-09-05 08:07:42 AM  
Oooh, who brought up Katy Perry? One of the most farkable singers to come along in a while. Being an off-the-wagon former christian performer gives extra bonus points. If you hate her current hit, watch the video with the volume down and then tell me she's not on the "A" list.

 
NimbleWalrus 2008-09-05 08:49:21 AM  
Ordell: //wonders whose the bubble butt in the background

here here.

 
Jim R 2008-09-05 10:13:53 AM  
I still don't understand why so many people think she was fat on that last one. She looked healthy and hot to me.

You sound like a chubby chaser. Hey, that's cool. it's all good.

 
ihatedumbpeople 2008-09-05 10:53:51 AM  
Ordell: /hell yeah I'd hit it
//and run like hell before the Lithium wears off
///wonders whose the bubble butt in the background


is it just me or does the face (and body) look like Jessica Simpson?

/although the sweater meat is a bit smaller....

 
74rex 2008-09-07 02:12:51 PM  
espiaboricua: SushiJoe: gorgor: Who?

What's MTV?

I think it's that channel where parents set their kids up on dates with sluts

No, that the channel where parents spend six-to-seven figures on birthdays for their Precious Little Snowflakes Girls™... only to send them "away" for "a dose of reality".

/"My Super Sweet 16" and "My Super Sweet 16 Presents: Exiled" respectively



Okay, I thought you cleverly made up the Exiled part...'til I clicked on the link. Oh...Dear...God. The bar just keeps getting lower. Wow.

 
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