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(Starpulse) Interesting Aretha Franklin is afraid of A-I-R C-O-N-D-I-T-I-O-N-I-N-G   (starpulse.com) divider line 28
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Hosebeatings 2008-09-01 04:25:51 PM  
FTFA: prompted by fears the coolant would destroy her sultry voice.

WTF?! If there's coolant in the air, something is SERIOUSLY farked up. Christ.

 
SpinStopper [TotalFark] 2008-09-01 05:11:40 PM  
Jebus. Where do people come up with this shiat?

She'd better hope she never has to take public transportation, like a commercial airplane. And god forbid that she ever has to stay in a hospital.

My brother owned an internet cafe in Costa Rica, and could only have A/C in half of the building. The cool side was for Americans and the servers, and the sweltering side was for the natives who thought that air conditioning would make them sick ;)

 
Pathman 2008-09-01 05:20:02 PM  
great headline :-)

 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark] 2008-09-01 05:27:20 PM  
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Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2008-09-01 05:28:28 PM  
I have my fireplace going today so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

 
Cake Hunter [TotalFark] 2008-09-01 05:30:09 PM  
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Hobodeluxe [TotalFark] 2008-09-01 05:50:42 PM  
dahmers love zombie: Everybody say FREON!

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Warchild [TotalFark] 2008-09-01 05:57:17 PM  
dahmers love zombie: Everybody say FREON!

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Goddamn that was a good one

 
Glitchwerks 2008-09-01 06:12:51 PM  
She may have a fear of air conditioning, but she's definitely not afraid of Twinkies.

 
Taxee 2008-09-01 06:43:09 PM  
Gurl!

 
strangeguitar 2008-09-01 06:46:53 PM  
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No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater, than central air

 
Gulper Eel [TotalFark] 2008-09-01 06:54:15 PM  
So, any truth to the story that a guy who came to fix her piano found out it was screwed up because of all the cheeto-dust that had fallen between the keys?

Snopes has nothing.

 
serialkittenkiller 2008-09-01 07:57:58 PM  
Glitchwerks: She may have a fear of air conditioning, but she's definitely not afraid of Twinkies.

Ba dump dump *rimshot*

 
taglius 2008-09-01 08:11:03 PM  
when you spell it to the tune, it almost fits perfectly.

+1 subby

 
multi-instrumentalisms 2008-09-01 08:54:32 PM  
At a video shoot in the early 90's, Aretha wouldn't leave the building at the end of the day unless we agreed to let her HAVE the nice leather sofa that was on the set, in addition to her pre-arranged fee.

 
CravenMorehead 2008-09-01 09:28:33 PM  
Her nipples are the real reason. The chill from air conditioning makes her nipples become erect and she has Hulk nipples so they tear through her clothes. Awkward.

Yup, you heard it here first; Aretha Franklin has Hulk nipples.

 
JerkyMeat 2008-09-02 12:05:05 AM  
Nice headline, subbmeister

 
farkwatter 2008-09-02 01:05:47 AM  
Hulk nipples me has them www.afrobella.com

 
bingo the psych-o 2008-09-02 01:18:02 AM  
farkwatter: Hulk nipples me has them

Good lord, it's like looking at a pair of thanksgiving turkeys!

 
specialk111 2008-09-02 02:13:52 AM  
Gobble gobble biatches!

/blow it to me, blow it to me, blow it to me....

 
Whatthefark 2008-09-02 02:42:55 AM  
farkwatter: Hulk nipples me has them

It looks like she also hates A-E-R-O-B-I-C-S.

 
baltimoreblonde 2008-09-02 10:23:40 AM  
From what I've read, a lot of singers try to stay away from AC, because it might affect their voices.

 
Rev. Skarekroe [TotalFark] 2008-09-02 11:08:17 AM  
I saw Siouxsie & the Banshees a few years ago, and she pulled this sh-t.
Guess what Siouxsie? Thanks to you, the event was miserable and your voice STILL sucked.

 
vonster 2008-09-02 12:14:36 PM  
farkwatter: Hulk nipples me has them

Thanks alot - I just threw up.

 
Derwood 2008-09-02 01:40:37 PM  
I can vouch for this being true.

I was working for a very widely watched national talk show and we had Aretha on for a show. Air conditioning HAD to be off for her singing segment. Now imagine how hot it got to be; the studio was roughly 100'x100' square with about 600 lights, 8 cameras, 400 audience members, and video and sound systems.

HINT: It was brutal

 
Broom 2008-09-02 05:18:18 PM  
Saw 'Retha a year ago.

There isn't much left of the Voice to protect.

Sadly.

I mean, she's past retirement age; it's earned its place in history and all; but seriously, girl: your backups are covering for you anyway. And if they don't mind the AC, why should mostly-lip-synching you mind?

 
LarrytheBlueOkie 2008-09-02 08:01:05 PM  
Aretha Franklin is afraid of ate the A-I-R C-O-N-D-I-T-I-O-N-I-N-G

 
MikoSquiz 2008-09-03 07:54:30 AM  
Well farking duh. AC dries out the air something wicked.

Standard rules for vocalists before a gig:

Don't smoke
Don't drink alcohol
Don't eat sugar
Don't be in an airconditioned room

 
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