I'd watch Hannity and Combs.

Atillathepun: I'd watch Hannity and Combs

Hannity: Whaaarblgarbl
Combs: Sheeeeeit

Who?

Pope George Ringo: Who?

puff daddy

burndtdan: Pope George Ringo: Who?

puff daddy P Diddy

FIFY

He's quite uppity, if you ask me.

But what about Ja Rule? Won't anybody ask what Ja Rule thinks?

King Something: burndtdan: Pope George Ringo: Who?

puff daddy P Diddy Diddy

FIFY

dahmers love zombie: King Something: burndtdan: Pope George Ringo: Who?

puff daddy P Diddy Diddy

FIFY

Diddy?

Is this satire? I can't tell.

"I had to check in with you to tell you that you are bugging the f**k out. I don't even understand what planet you're on now. This is your job to be the leader of the free world. No disrespect..."

Oh, OK, Diddy. Thanks for clearing that up. For a second there, I thought you were being disrespectful.

Does anyone have that Bjork/Diddy .gif to post? That'd be awesome here.

Lionel Mandrake: Oh, OK, Diddy. Thanks for clearing that up. For a second there, I thought you were being disrespectful.

no. disrespectful is when you fark around on your wife and the mother of your kids with a girl half her age.
disrespectful is when you question someone's patriotism and then grin and pretend you didn't.
disrespectful is when you tell jokes about a teenage girl being ugly in public.
disrespectful is when you don't answer questions but hide behind your service.
disrespectful is when you choose Sarah Palin over many more qualified women in the party like Condi Rice to protect us.

He says, "Attention John MCCain, my name is Diddy. You may know me by my government name Sean Combs...

I don't think McCain has been briefed on P Diddy's government name yet.

"no black people in Alaska." Wow, that's a political statement we can all stand behind.

/unless you're not black
//lay down the pipe, P diddy, or diddy, or whatever

He should tell his friends, to get with McCain's friends, and they can be friends. shiat, they can do that every weekend.

Attn. Diddy-

There maybe just a few black people in Alaska but the poverty faced by Native Americans either matches or exceeds that of black people. And what do you know of poverty anyway? You went to private schools dipshiat.

He got the old Ouija board out of the closet and found out what Biggie had to say on the subject...


/careful with that joke, it's an antique.

Yeah, everything must revolve around 'poverty'.

For SilentStrider

drnugget: He should tell his friends, to get with McCain's friends, and they can be friends. shiat, they can do that every weekend.


I didn't just LOL, I chortled. Heartily.

kudayta: For SilentStrider

I'm in love with it.

puffy mommy can't rap, and reading that article was almost like watching beavis n butthead, i am dumber for it....
i am now voting obama, its all about poverty and black folks?

why didn't this occur to me sooner?
oi vey

kudayta: For SilentStrider

HAHAHA! That is the funniest thing I have seen all week.

<reading>"Attention John MCCain, my name is Diddy..."</reading>

So, if i read that correctly...John McCain don't care about black people?

P. Diddy,

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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I was all for her, but now I realize that she won't do what McCain most hoped she would - shore up support among vapid celebrities. Maybe if Diddy isn't happy with her she should change her name. S Pilly, or something. Farking idiot. Like there's no poverty in Alaska. Like people from Alaska are incapable of caring about minorities or poverty. He's dumber than his lyrics and his nicknames combined.

Hobodeluxe: Lionel Mandrake: Oh, OK, Diddy. Thanks for clearing that up. For a second there, I thought you were being disrespectful.

no. disrespectful is when you fark around on your wife and the mother of your kids with a girl half her age.
disrespectful is when you question someone's patriotism and then grin and pretend you didn't.
disrespectful is when you tell jokes about a teenage girl being ugly in public.
disrespectful is when you don't answer questions but hide behind your service.
disrespectful is when you choose Sarah Palin over many more qualified women in the party like Condi Rice to protect us.

C'mon. There are enough threads in which to make fun of McCain et al. This thread is for making fun of a man who calls himself 'Diddy'.

dahmers love zombie: King Something: burndtdan: Pope George Ringo: Who?

puff daddy P Diddy Diddy P Diddly Ding Dang Doofus

ftfy

For those of you trying to understand the GOP's reaction to the Palin pick in Death Proof terms:

From the video:

"There's not even no crackheads in Alaska!"
As much as I am beginning to dislike Mrs. Palin, one would think the lack of crackheads would be a testament to her governance

Also, 'Diddy' refers to himself as "Sir Rock Obama" and claims he is going to get millions of people out to vote for Barack. God, I haven't seen so much fail since...well, since Puff Daddy sampled Kashmir.

/Wake me up when Ghostface Killah or the GZA has an opinion on this election.

Hey P.Douchey,What are you doing for your people besides selling them your music and clothes and going way out of your way to flaunt your wealth?

Wight Power: For your viewing "pleasure" (new window)

stop spinning!

Broadcastdave: Attn. Diddy-

There maybe just a few black people in Alaska but the poverty faced by Native Americans either matches or exceeds that of black people. And what do you know of poverty anyway? You went to private schools dipshiat.

Shhhh... Disrupting Diddy's gimmick makes him mad enough to have his subordinates start shooting in crowded situations and taking the blame for him.

/Remember Shyne?

mikeandeichmann: Also, 'Diddy' refers to himself as "Sir Rock Obama" and claims he is going to get millions of people out to vote for Barack. God, I haven't seen so much fail since...well, since Puff Daddy sampled Kashmir.

The man's always been good at "surrounding himself with talent."

In normal parlance, this is referred to as sucking the right tits. He learned from a man with some big'uns.

The dude is scum.

If there'
s any analysis going on with Sarah Palin, I believe graphs and flowcharts need to be brought in.



/BTW, I refuse to have my computer 'learn' the spelling of her last name, because I firmly believe she won't be around politically for much longer. If someone said that Rove 'vetted' her to discredit her because of the way she has pissed off a LOT of power-hungry Republicans in the Alaskan oil-fields, I would not bat an eyelid.

Still not as good as:

"Wow, Barack! The nagga's name is Barack. Barack? Nagga named Barack Obama. What the fark, man?! Is he serious? That ain't his farkin' name. Ima tell this nagga when I see him, "Stop that bullshiat. Stop that bullshiat" [laughs] "That ain't your farkin' name." Your momma ain't name you no damn Barack."

Jackpot777: If there'
s any analysis going on with Sarah Palin, I believe graphs and flowcharts need to be brought in.


Will you have one that spells "gladiator" properly?

DrMcNinja: Still not as good as:

"Wow, Barack! The nagga's name is Barack. Barack? Nagga named Barack Obama. What the fark, man?! Is he serious? That ain't his farkin' name. Ima tell this nagga when I see him, "Stop that bullshiat. Stop that bullshiat" [laughs] "That ain't your farkin' name." Your momma ain't name you no damn Barack."

I miss DMX. Isn't he overdue for another arrest?

Diddy do it? Whitey do it?

I don't know about the rest of you but when I heard about John McCain's pick for VP, I said a prayer for Omarion.

Now why's he have to be hatin' like that. Her husband spends his days pulling out oil for his plane and all that. Can't a rigga get no respect for his wife?

that's nothing. you want real entertainment? Read the comments from this site

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with such classics as:



MCCAIN IS SUFFERING FROM SKIN CANCER. HE IS VERY PALE WITH SURGERY SCARS, OLD, AND LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO DIE. HIS RUNNING MATE NAME IS SARAH PALIN (pronounced pale-in). TURN SARAH BACKWARD IS SPELLS HARAS (pronounced Horse). SHE IS THE PALE HORSE AND MCCAIN IS THE RIDER. BOTH ARE HUNTERS! MARK MY WORDS. TIME IS RUNNING OUT AND FAST!

Holy shiat, pigs are flying and hell is frozen solid. I actually agree with this bag of douche for once.

Maybe I'll send him a gallon of gas.

The Republicans would win in a landslide, if Sarah Palin proposed that Joseph Hazelwood would be their Secretary of Transportation, and attempt to get Diddy and his ilk back to the continent of their choice.

I say we elect an inanimate object president