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(Canada.com) Asinine Actual Headline: "Difference between men and women? About 100,000 years of evolution"   (canada.com) divider line 452
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strangeguitar 2008-08-31 06:33:56 PM  
i98.photobucket.com

 
insertdip [TotalFark] 2008-08-31 06:33:58 PM  
The guys way of doing this seems so much more relaxed and stress free. I couldn't imagine traveling with a bunch of woman that had every little detail planned out. For me that kind of organization kills the the fun of the trip.

 
CtrlAltDelete [TotalFark] 2008-08-31 06:37:43 PM  
Well, that and a pair of testicles.

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-08-31 06:37:45 PM  
this thread won't end well.

 
Hagbardr [TotalFark] 2008-08-31 06:55:59 PM  
That's because men reached perfection 100,000 years ago.

Women are still working on it.

/doing my part to fan the flames

 
ZAZ [TotalFark] 2008-08-31 06:59:07 PM  
TFA: we guys were the pathetic remnants of those ancient hunters, but with no real weapons or skills.

That about sums up humanity, or at least malekind.

TFA: one guy charged up ahead at breakneck speed, desperate to reach the top a minute before the others.

I (male) went hiking with a woman (female) a few times. Her cell phone refused to work on bare hilltops with 20+ mile views but did just fine in the woods in a ravine near the bottom of a hill.

 
Monkeypillow 2008-08-31 07:02:04 PM  
In before it gets ugly.

/I'm going to make popcorn, I guess I could share.

 
mythias2600 [TotalFark] 2008-08-31 07:07:35 PM  
Heh.. this is going to be rich.

/grabs beer and popcorn.

 
Kome [TotalFark] 2008-08-31 07:07:36 PM  
Doesn't sound like a real good observation of the evolutionary differences between men and women, it just sounds like that group of guys were a little more disorganized than that group of women.

 
LadyHawke [TotalFark] 2008-08-31 07:10:34 PM  
And I'm sure those two bike groups are representative of all males and females everywhere. Good parallels though.

 
Taleya [TotalFark] 2008-08-31 07:12:26 PM  
Wow. Those guys are toast come the apocalypse.

 
H_is_for_Heretic 2008-08-31 07:13:20 PM  
Hagbardr: That's because men reached perfection 100,000 years ago.



Ah, perfection.

i300.photobucket.com

 
insertdip [TotalFark] 2008-08-31 07:20:40 PM  
I never developped wisdom teeth. People tell me that means I'm more evolved. Any truth to that statement?

 
Yanks_RSJ 2008-08-31 07:24:29 PM  
Taleya: Wow. Those guys are toast come the apocalypse.

Yeah, because cold cuts and bread will be plentiful for the women to make sandwiches when the four horsemen come riding through.

 
ace466 2008-08-31 07:32:35 PM  
I take offense to that!

...ook ook

 
thisispete [TotalFark] 2008-08-31 07:32:46 PM  
Hey, my mother is a woman...

 
Witty Comment 2008-08-31 07:35:11 PM  
Hmmm... hope no members of the weaker sex get upset about this one...

They probably can't even fathom it, anyway. After all, they have brains only 1/3 the size of a man.

It's science.

 
Jules Winnfield 2008-08-31 07:35:17 PM  
insertdip: The guys way of doing this seems so much more relaxed and stress free. I couldn't imagine traveling with a bunch of woman that had every little detail planned out. For me that kind of organization kills the the fun of the trip.

The control-freak women are the worst. Just because we are deviating slightly from your pre-defined plan doesn't mean the trip is shot to hell.

I just wing everything when I go out. Make no plans, just show up and have fun.

 
chuggernaught 2008-08-31 07:35:24 PM  
I think they meant 6,000 years.

 
Pribar [TotalFark] 2008-08-31 07:36:44 PM  
H_is_for_Heretic:
Hagbardr: That's because men reached perfection 100,000 years ago.



Ah, perfection.


i300.photobucket.com


For the love of God please never post that thing again

 
doglover [TotalFark] 2008-08-31 07:37:29 PM  
i25.photobucket.com

 
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat 2008-08-31 07:37:58 PM  
insertdip: I never developped wisdom teeth. People tell me that means I'm more evolved. Any truth to that statement?

Your spelling is perfect.

 
AbbeySomeone 2008-08-31 07:38:36 PM  
H_is_for_Heretic: Hagbardr: That's because men reached perfection 100,000 years ago.



Ah, perfection.


Crist on Friday, I'm coming off xanax and did NOT need to see this photo!And, BTW, if your gender did not have dicks, no one would have any time for you!

 
Gridlock 2008-08-31 07:40:05 PM  
Aside from the whole Penis and Vagina aspect, how can two genders of the same species evolve differently?

The only difference that seems persistent is that men are more hunting-pack-minded future-oblivious (dog instincts) and women are more seduction-minded independents future-planning (cats).

Dogs run to the easy running prey.
Cats are led by the smell of an easy meal.

Dogs love to chase their dinner.
Cats love to slowly stalk their meals and then pounce.

Men and women are just 2 sides of the same instinctual drive of the same species.

 
Luey 2008-08-31 07:40:38 PM  
Just wanted to drop in before things really get ugly to remind everyone that more evolved does not meet better. A species evolves (generally) to be more adapted to its environment, and these changes are not intrinsically better or worse.

In fact, species that are too evolved - a better word would be more specialized - tend to go extinct more easily than species that are generalists. Humans are great generalists, with our big brains we can make the best of every situation.

... uh, I mean, yeah! Men are idiots!

 
Bagelox-99 2008-08-31 07:40:54 PM  
Highest physical perfection of Femininity in modern culture:
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Highest physical perfection of Masculinity in modern culture:
i18.photobucket.com

 
FlatBot 2008-08-31 07:41:23 PM  
The Gazette has presented a stunning hypothesis . . . that sexes within the same species can evolve separately. This is amazing.

 
Mouser 2008-08-31 07:42:01 PM  
Meanwhile, we guys were the pathetic remnants of those ancient hunters, but with no real weapons or skills. We'd been reduced to firing off BlackBerry messages, tracking our way by GPS and cornering our prey at the nearest roadside pizzeria.

Which sex do you think invented the BlackBerry, the GPS and the pizzeria?

 
natedogtx 2008-08-31 07:42:02 PM  
Witty Comment: Hmmm... hope no members of the weaker sex get upset about this one...

They probably can't even fathom it, anyway. After all, they have brains only 1/3 the size of a man's.

It's science.


briancromer.files.wordpress.com
Approves.

 
Pochas 2008-08-31 07:42:17 PM  
This garbage got greenlit?

 
skinink 2008-08-31 07:43:12 PM  
Well, I know my penis looks kinda ancient now, but this 100,000 years figure is ridiculous.

 
naveline 2008-08-31 07:43:39 PM  
This "article" makes me want to kill.

Everything about it.

Men are doofuses! Ladies so smart! Man no can operate dishwasher! Lady make sammitches! HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, eh?

KILL

 
doglover [TotalFark] 2008-08-31 07:44:17 PM  
This article is so full of fail it's palpable, but the coming flame war will amuse me so it's okay.

 
tortilla burger 2008-08-31 07:45:19 PM  
Ook ook man smash!

 
mouell 2008-08-31 07:45:34 PM  
I am not going to even RTFA. I know the outcome. Yadda Yadda - Man dumb - woman smart.

Substitute Conservative and Liberal - and you have two pre-written articles. Hell, you have two new College studies.

 
pxlboy [TotalFark] 2008-08-31 07:46:22 PM  
doglover: This article is so full of fail it's palpable, but the coming flame war will amuse me so it's okay.

this.

 
Jules Winnfield 2008-08-31 07:48:07 PM  
I, for one, hope that it's the women who have 100,000 years more evolution on their side. Us guys are hairy and communicate with grunts. I'm guessing 100,000 years ago females were also just as hairy and boorish. Thankfully they are now silky smooth with pleasant sounding voices. Hooray for evolution!

/Grr, argh, uhh, want me buy u drink?
//Err, rar, oogouh, nice shoes wanna fark?

 
Drubell 2008-08-31 07:49:05 PM  
It disturbs me that there's a thread around the difference between men and women and the first pictures coming up are of fat men. This is fark, right?

 
mizchief 2008-08-31 07:49:29 PM  
We laughed hysterically at our CrackBerry buddy, but we weren't much better. We'd all brought our own cellphones, but none of them worked because we were in a remote area with terrible reception.

While I chuckle at all the fags in spandx while I blow past them at 90 mph on my CBR.

 
Roook [TotalFark] 2008-08-31 07:49:59 PM  
You just know those women were whoring themselves across the US

 
rewind2846 2008-08-31 07:49:59 PM  
Smellvin
H_is_for_Heretic: Ah, perfection.

That's not perfection. This is:


img222.imageshack.us

 
JETSOLVER 2008-08-31 07:51:09 PM  
SilentStrider: this thread won't end well.

Didn't start so hot either.

/plenty of dumb here for all that ails us.

 
doglover [TotalFark] 2008-08-31 07:51:26 PM  
naveline: This "article" makes me want to kill.

Everything about it.

Men are doofuses! Ladies so smart! Man no can operate dishwasher! Lady make sammitches! HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, eh?

KILL


i25.photobucket.com

 
naveline 2008-08-31 07:52:01 PM  
Drubell: It disturbs me that there's a thread around the difference between men and women and the first pictures coming up are of fat men. This is fark, right?

We are about 45 posts in: there has been one spelling correction related comment, most posts are about tubbos and one guy subtly brings up cons-v-libs.

You know what I hate? Vegetarian women who can't stop breastfeeding in public while slowly riding their bikes on roads that are meant for cars.

 
daychilde [TotalFark] 2008-08-31 07:52:10 PM  
Pochas: This garbage got greenlit?

THIS

Also, the stupid is massively strong in this thread. The funny is unfortunately weak.

 
Zamboro [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-08-31 07:52:22 PM  
H_is_for_Heretic: How exactly do I fit into this theory of yours? =]

 
Terryg999 2008-08-31 07:52:40 PM  
This one is in change of the snacks

re3.yt-thm-a04.yimg.com

 
bobbette [TotalFark] 2008-08-31 07:52:47 PM  
I think this isn't so much a man/woman thing as a blackberry/non-blackberry thing.

/female, blackberry user and tech addict
//can attest to living a "Oh, let's stay out drinking, if we need to figure anything out later, we can google it on one of our blackberries" lifestyle
///what is "planning"? is that when you share a google calendar and sync it with your blackberry calendar?

 
GungFu 2008-08-31 07:53:58 PM  
Smellvin: That's not perfection. This is:


Perfection in man is when his spine is curved enough so he can suck his own cock.

 
H_is_for_Heretic 2008-08-31 07:54:13 PM  
i300.photobucket.com
Ruined by substituting "damn" for "whore", need to fix that. But not now.

 
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