Why am I reminded of that Bugs Bunny cartoon where Yosemity Sam leaves a trail of gunpowder behind him, which Bugs lights on fire, causing Sam to go up in a big explosion?

SilentStrider: Why am I reminded of that Bugs Bunny cartoon where Yosemity Sam leaves a trail of gunpowder behind him, which Bugs lights on fire, causing Sam to go up in a big explosion?

Because you touch yourself at night.

/kidding
//or am I?

Nothing says failing economy like stealing bags of rice to feed your family. The only people who ought to be charged in that crime are the heads of state of a country who let people starve in poverty while they eat high on the hog, so to speak.

Now THERE'S a criminal mastermind who goes against the grain...

SilentStrider: Why am I reminded of that Bugs Bunny cartoon where Yosemity Sam leaves a trail of gunpowder behind him, which Bugs lights on fire, causing Sam to go up in a big explosion?

Didn't Bugs do that to Wile E Coyote with a gunpowder laced carrot?

SomeBrunette: Nothing says failing economy like stealing bags of rice to feed your family. The only people who ought to be charged in that crime are the heads of state of a country who let people starve in poverty while they eat high on the hog, so to speak.

The TV and tricycle are just to entertain and exercise your family too.

Now let's say my family doesn't like bread, but likes cigarettes..

The fail tag is becoming an eyesore on the main page, can't we just use dumbass?

Jean Valjean unavailable for comment.

/stole a loaf of bread...close enough

yeah, FAIL.

Wonder if they took the crooks away in a paddy wagon

BArtusio: The fail tag is becoming an eyesore on the main page, can't we just use dumbass?

Yes you can, that's the beauty of it.

I wonder if they seized the stolen rice from the probably-starving families.

That'll teach them.

BArtusio: The fail tag is becoming an eyesore on the main page, can't we just use dumbass?

You sound just like my dad.

Tr0mBoNe: SomeBrunette: Nothing says failing economy like stealing bags of rice to feed your family. The only people who ought to be charged in that crime are the heads of state of a country who let people starve in poverty while they eat high on the hog, so to speak.

The TV and tricycle are just to entertain and exercise your family too.

Now let's say my family doesn't like bread, but likes cigarettes..

Make sure you all keep your butts well out of sight.

It is a pretty ugly tag. Every other goddamn article on FARK qualifies. I think better advice would be to steal something more valuable, or just don't steal

Fark you FAIL tag. DUMBASS would suffice here. FAIL tag should only be used in instances of clear and decisive failure, and only if the story is accompanied by an appropriate fail-worthy pic. Otherwise, keep the FAIL tag locked up like the gimp.

sunami: Fark you FAIL tag. DUMBASS would suffice here. FAIL tag should only be used in instances of clear and decisive failure, and only if the story is accompanied by an appropriate fail-worthy pic. Otherwise, keep the FAIL tag locked up like the gimp.

It was feeling unused... first time today. But yeah, Dumbass would have been much better.

sunami: Fark you FAIL tag. DUMBASS would suffice here. FAIL tag should only be used in instances of clear and decisive failure, and only if the story is accompanied by an appropriate fail-worthy pic. Otherwise, keep the FAIL tag locked up like the gimp.

You are so busted... You have not come close to earning internet privies. Get back in your hole, gimp!

SomeBrunette: Nothing says failing economy like stealing bags of rice to feed your family. The only people who ought to be charged in that crime are the heads of state of a country who let people starve in poverty while they eat high on the hog, so to speak.

"I don't mind stealin bread...from the mouths of decadence."

Pretty sad. I hope their kids (who the tricycle was for) are ok through this.

SilentStrider: Why am I reminded of that Bugs Bunny cartoon where Yosemity Sam leaves a trail of gunpowder behind him, which Bugs lights on fire, causing Sam to go up in a big explosion?

This is what you get when you mess with us!

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Now THERE'S a criminal mastermind who goes against the grain...

Ha Ha

BArtusio: The fail tag is becoming an eyesore on the main page, can't we just use dumbass?

I dunno, Dumbass for stealing rice, Fail for not noticing you're leaking a rice trail and getting caught. FAIL transcends DUMBASS

Manila is a dirt-poor third-world hell-hole. Any place where people have to steal BAGS OF RICE is pretty tragic.

FlatFoot: Wonder if they took the crooks away in a paddy wagon

Unexpected. Very nice.

LosinMySenses: BArtusio: The fail tag is becoming an eyesore on the main page, can't we just use dumbass?

I dunno, Dumbass for stealing rice, Fail for not noticing you're leaking a rice trail and getting caught. FAIL transcends DUMBASS


Wrong. FAIL only pertains to the event in question. The DUMBASS was most likely a DUMBASS before the event, and will continue to be a DUMBASS long after the event. (Unless, of course, the DUMBASS is a Darwin Award winner.)

SomeBrunette: Nothing says failing economy like stealing bags of rice to feed your family. The only people who ought to be charged in that crime are the heads of state of a country who let people starve in poverty while they eat high on the hog, so to speak.

Thanks, exactly what i came in to say.

There's no proof these guys were the criminals. maybe they just got married!

FeatheredSun: SomeBrunette: Nothing says failing economy like stealing bags of rice to feed your family. The only people who ought to be charged in that crime are the heads of state of a country who let people starve in poverty while they eat high on the hog, so to speak.

"I don't mind stealin bread...from the mouths of decadence."

Pretty sad. I hope their kids (who the tricycle was for) are ok through this.

Nice ToTD reference. Too bad Cobain suicided.

sleep lack: Manila is a dirt-poor third-world hell-hole. Any place where people have to steal BAGS OF RICE is pretty tragic.

The electronic document age has really destroyed their folder industry.

Hahaha . . . poverty.

the FAIL tag sucks and wreaks of copycat, wannabe trendster, mindless poser sheeple gayness.

Dumbass tag would more than suffice.

understands your pain

/hot popcorn linked

fubuvsfitch: the FAIL tag sucks and wreaks of copycat, wannabe trendster, mindless poser sheeple gayness.

Dumbass tag would more than suffice.

Dumbass tag wreaks havoc on sheeple gayness? Dumbass tag is Baaaadass.

Too bad it wasn't gunpowder. Police could have lit the trail.

Antilope: Too bad it wasn't gunpowder. Police could have lit blazed the trail.

FTFY

My first thought was "dumbass", then I saw the "fail" tag. I didn't even know there was a "fail" tag until now. Out of touch, I have been.

Danger Avoid Death

Word.

MNguy: Nice ToTD reference. Too bad Cobain suicided.

Uhh...what? I don't get the joke.

tHE FAIL TAG LOOKS TO MUCH LIKE A FAILURE

The thief should have stolen the rice after a heavy snow. That way, the white rice would have blended in with the white snow and there would have been no obvious trail for the police to follow. Moran!

Seasons I'v Withered: tHE FAIL TAG LOOKS TO MUCH LIKE A FAILURE

It needs Comic Sans font.

SomeBrunette: Nothing says failing economy like stealing bags of rice to feed your family. The only people who ought to be charged in that crime are the heads of state of a country who let people starve in poverty while they eat high on the hog, so to speak.

This is why, whenever I'm robbin' a place, I always grab me something from the fridge.

Did the cops jump out and scream "SUPPLIES!!!"

Nakito: The thief should have stolen the rice after a heavy snow. That way, the white rice would have blended in with the white snow and there would have been no obvious trail for the police to follow. Moran!

I am detecting an enormous amount of snark here.

sumdruncomic: "SUPPLIES!!!"

heheheheh

Nakito: The thief should have stolen the rice after a heavy snow. That way, the white rice would have blended in with the white snow and there would have been no obvious trail for the police to follow. Moran!

Oh the irony!

i came for asian stereotypes

nichts erhalt'n

sumdruncomic: Did the cops jump out and scream "SUPPLIES!!!"

It was in the Pillipines.

They jumped out and said, "PREEZE, YOU PUCKING TEEP! YOU'RE PINISHED!"