"The owner and friend found Knight and tipped over the toilet to keep him there until police arrived.

Knight was covered with its contents, police said"

That was shiatty of them.

Sounds like a true turd burglar to me.

He'll sue the guys and actually make more than the camera was worth.

He must be pretty successful, he posted $6000 bond. That's bond, not bail. You don't get bond money back.

jaylectricity: He must be pretty successful have friends who need his meth connections, he posted $6000 bond. That's bond, not bail. You don't get bond money back.

FTFY

tizen: He'll sue the guys and actually make more than the camera was worth.

What were the damages?

R.A.Danny: tizen: He'll sue the guys and actually make more than the camera was worth.

What were the damages?

I imagine if he gets e. coli or some kind of infection, that would lay claim to his case. Otherwise, what you are alluding to would be correct.

R.A.Danny: tizen: He'll sue the guys and actually make more than the camera was worth.

What were the damages?

He'll probably get sick with some random disease and blame it on being stuck in a crap filled environment...

jaylectricity: R.A.Danny: tizen: He'll sue the guys and actually make more than the camera was worth.

What were the damages?

I imagine if he gets e. coli or some kind of infection, that would lay claim to his case. Otherwise, what you are alluding to would be correct.

I didn't refresh before posting, sorry. Your post > mine.

R.A.Danny: What were the damages?

Emotional trauma. It will prevent him from ever working again. He'll suffer from Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome for the rest of his life while collecting Social Security disability on top of the large cash settlement he'll get. The lawyers will send him to their doctors and they'll get 50 percent of his settlement.

I know of a case where a retired man heard someone breaking into his basement door. He grabbed a gun and went down stairs. He arrived about the time a man with a crowbar finished prying the basement door open. He pointed the gun at the man and ordered him to stop. The burglar came at him swinging the crow bar. Not wanting to kill the burglar, he shot low and hit him in the hip. The police arrived and looked at the damage and determined that it was a "good" shooting. They arrested the burglar after his hospital stay and charged him with burglary. The burglar sued and was awarded $100,000 for damages. The retired man, had to take a mortgage out on this home, which had been paid off for over 10 years and go back to work to pay his new monthly mortgage.

This is a true story that occurred in Baltimore County Maryland. It was my cousin's next door neighbor. My cousin who is an excellent shot said the lesson is clear, when you shoot, make sure there are no survivors.

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have friends who need his meth connections...

Hey ! I want my money back. This crack smells like ass.

Con_Authority: R.A.Danny: What were the damages?

Emotional trauma. It will prevent him from ever working again. He'll suffer from Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome for the rest of his life while collecting Social Security disability on top of the large cash settlement he'll get. The lawyers will send him to their doctors and they'll get 50 percent of his settlement.

I know of a case where a retired man heard someone breaking into his basement door. He grabbed a gun and went down stairs. He arrived about the time a man with a crowbar finished prying the basement door open. He pointed the gun at the man and ordered him to stop. The burglar came at him swinging the crow bar. Not wanting to kill the burglar, he shot low and hit him in the hip. The police arrived and looked at the damage and determined that it was a "good" shooting. They arrested the burglar after his hospital stay and charged him with burglary. The burglar sued and was awarded $100,000 for damages. The retired man, had to take a mortgage out on this home, which had been paid off for over 10 years and go back to work to pay his new monthly mortgage.

This is a true story that occurred in Baltimore County Maryland. It was my cousin's next door neighbor. My cousin who is an excellent shot said the lesson is clear, when you shoot, make sure there are no survivors.

You've got a valid point, but it's different in Florida. The Castle Doctrine provides for civil immunity in these kinds of cases. The would-be truck theif cannot sue for ANY damages whatsoever; and had the owner killed the theif instead of trapping him in a toilet, the theif's family would be unable to sue for any damages.

Even if he gets E. coli from the toilet water, he's shiat out of luck.

Con_Authority: Emotional trauma.

Ah yes...I forgot about that.

The thing is, they had this criminal contained in the porta-potty without having to tip it over. It was a construction site, so I'm sure there was rope or wire that they could have tied around it to keep the door shut. So the argument would be that they went further than needed to detain him. Add to that, they have no legal right to detain him.

King Something: The Castle Doctrine provides for civil immunity in these kinds of cases.

But this wasn't in their castle. It was in a public parking lot.

Instant karma. Instant justice. I'm lovin it.

jaylectricity: Add to that, they have no legal right to detain him.

ehhh?

Megain: jaylectricity: Add to that, they have no legal right to detain him.

ehhh?

They were not officers of the law, they weren't security guards, they weren't even loss prevention agents of a retail store.

That's my thinking, I'm not positive on that.

jaylectricity: King Something: The Castle Doctrine provides for civil immunity in these kinds of cases.

But this wasn't in their castle. It was in a public parking lot.

It was in a place where they had a right to be. Castle Doctrine still applies.

jaylectricity: Con_Authority: Emotional trauma.

Ah yes...I forgot about that.

The thing is, they had this criminal contained in the porta-potty without having to tip it over. It was a construction site, so I'm sure there was rope or wire that they could have tied around it to keep the door shut. So the argument would be that they went further than needed to detain him. Add to that, they have no legal right to detain him.

Trespassing in a construction area is a felony under FS 810.09. They had every right to detain him.

Also, in the time it would have taken to find rope or wire to keep the door closed, he could have escaped. Easier to just tip the porta potty over with its door on the ground.

Well then, I think you've cleaned up this argument quite nicely.

Poop thread!

What a little shiat.

And this, friends, is what happens when a clever plan craps out.

R.A.Danny: What were the damages?

He could be allergic to corn.

I would hate to have been the cop that had to drive him to the police station.

jaylectricity: R.A.Danny: tizen: He'll sue the guys and actually make more than the camera was worth.

What were the damages?

I imagine if he gets e. coli or some kind of infection, that would lay claim to his case. Otherwise, what you are alluding to would be correct.

I see someone been taking law clases

I got the poo on me.

Oh lord, he won't sue and win. Stop being media zombies, you morans.

This is why I love Florida, under the newly expanded castle doctrine laws if a thief gets hurt or killed while committing a crime not only does he lose all rights to sue anybody but he can actually be charged with assault or murder if his partners get hurt/killed, for example last year 5 teenagers skipped school and robbed a 7-11, a customer shot and killed one and the other 4 got charged with their buddys murder, the parents of the dead teen tried to sue the customer and store but it was thrown out under the castle doctrine.

Splish Splash I was takin' Kodak
Long about saturday night
Rub-a-dub just relaxin like 1 girl cup
Thinkin' everything was all right

jaylectricity: ... this wasn't in their castle. It was in a public parking lot.

He was in the throne room.

Pribar: This is why I love Florida, under the newly expanded castle doctrine laws if a thief gets hurt or killed while committing a crime not only does he lose all rights to sue anybody but he can actually be charged with assault or murder if his partners get hurt/killed, for example last year 5 teenagers skipped school and robbed a 7-11, a customer shot and killed one and the other 4 got charged with their buddys murder, the parents of the dead teen tried to sue the customer and store but it was thrown out under the castle doctrine.

You make that sound like a bad thing.

mikaloyd:
Pribar: This is why I love Florida, under the newly expanded castle doctrine laws if a thief gets hurt or killed while committing a crime not only does he lose all rights to sue anybody but he can actually be charged with assault or murder if his partners get hurt/killed, for example last year 5 teenagers skipped school and robbed a 7-11, a customer shot and killed one and the other 4 got charged with their buddys murder, the parents of the dead teen tried to sue the customer and store but it was thrown out under the castle doctrine.

You make that sound like a bad thing.


Sorry if I did, I love the new laws, punk ass criminals gets what's coming to them and they can't use the courts to retaliate, it's a win win situation for law abiding citizens )

After a freak accident in a radioactive port-a-shiatter,
his life was forever changed...

So the truck burglar has owners?

bigdogap: jaylectricity: ... this wasn't in their castle. It was in a public parking lot.

He was in the throne room.

SO MUCH FARKING WIN

hovsm: So the truck burglar has owners?

Oh yeah. He was definitely owned.

/poopwned.

I just came in to learn more about the owners of this gender-neutral truck burglar.

he looks exactly like someone. i can't figure out who.

SlothB77: he looks exactly like someone.

That has to be the most airtight assertion on Fark, ever.

D'Annunzio: I got the poo on me.

Is it done...how much is in there?

Truck burglar caught in the act by its owners, hides in portable toilet with obvious results

Caught in the act? Which act?

Stealing shiat?
shiatting?
Masturbation?
Sex?
Sex with a dude?
Sex with an animal?

All 6 at the same time?

Con_Authority: Emotional trauma. It will prevent him from ever working again.

When did he have time to work? I imagine he couldn't collect too many paychecks between all his previous arrests...


Pribar: This is why I love Florida, under the newly expanded castle doctrine laws if a thief gets hurt or killed while committing a crime not only does he lose all rights to sue anybody but he can actually be charged with assault or murder if his partners get hurt/killed, for example last year 5 teenagers skipped school and robbed a 7-11, a customer shot and killed one and the other 4 got charged with their buddys murder, the parents of the dead teen tried to sue the customer and store but it was thrown out under the castle doctrine.

It makes me sad when Florida of all places ends up being smarter than a lot of states in this country...

I wonder if he emerged from the porta potty with a shiat-eating grin, or he was down in the dumps and pissed off.

Pribar: mikaloyd:
Pribar: This is why I love Florida, under the newly expanded castle doctrine laws if a thief gets hurt or killed while committing a crime not only does he lose all rights to sue anybody but he can actually be charged with assault or murder if his partners get hurt/killed, for example last year 5 teenagers skipped school and robbed a 7-11, a customer shot and killed one and the other 4 got charged with their buddys murder, the parents of the dead teen tried to sue the customer and store but it was thrown out under the castle doctrine.

You make that sound like a bad thing.


Sorry if I did, I love the new laws, punk ass criminals gets what's coming to them and they can't use the courts to retaliate, it's a win win situation for law abiding citizens )

I live in Tampa, and frequent International mall. I love the castle doctrine because it gives the victim of a crime the upper hand every time. I would have done the exact same thing these guys did, with the added security of having a pistol on me incase this guy tried to pull something to get away. Just because you are immune from charges does not mean that you should always choose to kill when it is not necessary.

I looked this guy up on the Hillsborough county sheriffs website and he has been arrested 14 times for multiple felonies over the last few years, and he is only 22 years old. Hopefully the horrible ordeal he had to go through, followed by the national embarrassment that is sure to follow will make him clean up his act. There are too many of these thugs on the street, and if this is not enough to make him change his ways then hopefully the next guy he tries to rob puts a bullet in his head.

/Sick of multiple repeat felons out on the street doing the same thing over and over after getting slaps on the wrist.

jaylectricity: Megain: jaylectricity: Add to that, they have no legal right to detain him.

ehhh?

They were not officers of the law, they weren't security guards, they weren't even loss prevention agents of a retail store.

That's my thinking, I'm not positive on that.

I sure as hell hope that security guards and loss prevention agents don't have any more of a right to detain suspected criminals than you and I.

Caulfield: SlothB77: he looks exactly like someone.

That has to be the most airtight assertion on Fark, ever.

Hell, it's right up there with that one guy on GrudgeMatch.com who, in a debate about which one of the four Batman actors was the best, stunningly and brilliantly noted: "Batman = Bruce Wayne."

THAT'S insight that you can't refute.

Err, Grudge-Match.com, rather.

/still loves the MST3K vs. Beavis & Butthead vs. Siskel & Ebert debate

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Con_Authority 2008-08-31 01:00:42 PM

I know of a case where a retired man heard someone breaking into his basement door. He grabbed a gun and went down stairs. He arrived about the time a man with a crowbar finished prying the basement door open. He pointed the gun at the man and ordered him to stop. The burglar came at him swinging the crow bar. Not wanting to kill the burglar, he shot low and hit him in the hip. The police arrived and looked at the damage and determined that it was a "good" shooting. They arrested the burglar after his hospital stay and charged him with burglary. The burglar sued and was awarded $100,000 for damages. The retired man, had to take a mortgage out on this home, which had been paid off for over 10 years and go back to work to pay his new monthly mortgage.
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If it were me, I'd find that motherfarker, and finish off the job.

Another shoe criminal

The perp found out he was in deep shiat.

bigdogap: jaylectricity: ... this wasn't in their castle. It was in a public parking lot.

He was in the throne room.

Thanks for that laugh.