This is getting creepy.

I hope Cindy got a pre-nup.

kronicfeld: I hope Cindy got a pre-nup.

she did.

/i happened to read that last night

kronicfeld: I hope Cindy got a pre-nup.

That would have to be one cynical pre-nup to cover almost 30 years and a few kids later.

I hope there isn't a sex tape...

John Edwards - What? My wife has cancer?? - available for a $65,000 comment.

ndotseth: John Edwards - What? My wife has cancer?? - available for a $65,000 comment.

I'm not voting for John Edwards either.

ndotseth: John Edwards - What? My wife has cancer?? - available for a $65,000 comment.

Hey, I'll be sure not to vote for John Edwards for president this fall.

Thanks!

FTA:

Palin, he noted, had backed the surge of troops in Iraq.

She also Backed Buchanan in 2000, and didn't back McCain in 2008

- Palin didn't back McCain in the primary. She stayed neutral in Alaska's January primary - perhaps on account of McCain's opposition to drilling in ANWR. "A lot of us are sitting back and waiting to see if there will be new players in there," she said in 2007. "That's probably why that box that says 'none of the above' is so popular right now."

A soul that came into existence the second John Sr.'s nut-sack seed stuck to Roberta's egg.

Does this mean that if McCain wins, we will get a younger, prettier, richer vice president by the third year?

Burnitdan:

That is one of the few times in my life I have actually laughed out loud at something I saw online. Thank you.

little known fact: sarah palin is the new chuck noris.

So whose going to be the first to do a photoshop showing Mccain and Palin entwined? I might make it myself but would have to get drunk first and its still kinda early here on the left coast...

Farking weirdo.

quickdraw: So whose going to be the first to do a photoshop showing Mccain and Palin entwined?

i'm already working on my fanfic!

/ugh
/i just threw up a little in my mouth

Bush meets Putin once and sees into his soul.

McCain meets Palin once and thinks she's his soulmate.

WTF is wrong with these people?

Shrugging Atlas: Bush meets Putin once and sees into his soul.

McCain meets Palin once and thinks she's his soulmate.

WTF is wrong with these people?

Um, they're human and they've got hearts. But I guess you snooty elitist libs wouldn't understand that.

/jk, I'm just trollin'

I wonder if they'll actually show that part of the interview on Fox News Sunday now that everybody is already talking about it and it hasn't even aired yet.

I dunno I seen the way he was oogling her at the press conference and then all the while diddling with his wedding band and I think of that shower scene on SNL he did when he was stalking Pohler.

creepy

Shrugging Atlas: Bush meets Putin once and sees into his soul.

McCain meets Palin once and thinks she's his soulmate.

WTF is wrong with these people?

Nothing. They know what they're doing. The problem is the retards who vote based on this shiat.

Politicians aren't magically terrible people. Their job is to serve the people, which quickly becomes just getting re-elected. And if your base is dumb enough to believe you need to see souls to be ordained by God, then that's what you do.

Etchy333: kronicfeld: I hope Cindy got a pre-nup.

That would have to be one cynical pre-nup to cover almost 30 years and a few kids later.

Are you kidding? She's rich as sin. She'd of been a moron not to get one.

And yes, this is getting creepy.

FTFA:

What a head full of snakes.

McDeusa?

I saw when he said that and it struck me as odd, too, but I figured he was just trying to establish how strongly he feels about his choice for the doubters in his party.

The part of the interview that floored me was when he equated her trip to Kuwait with being commander-in-chief. He said those exact words saying that she was "commander-in-chief of the Alaska national guard". I about fell out of my chair at that.

burndtdan: little known fact: sarah palin is the new chuck noris.

# @lagonmorph13 - Sarah Palin as VP increases Depends sales among scatalogically frightened Democrats


Ummmm... do the Republicans REALLY want to make this election about Depends jokes?

Etchy333: That would have to be one cynical pre-nup to cover almost 30 years and a few kids later.

When the man you're about to marry just dumped his crippled wife for you, you'd damn well have a cynical pre-nup.

Corvus: Eye scrub, please. That's beyond creepy.

"UR NEK LOOK TASTEE"

joeycolby: He said those exact words saying that she was "commander-in-chief of the Alaska national guard". I about fell out of my chair at that.

It couldn't have any worse than Cindy McCain on This Week saying with a straight face (may have been the botox) that she's ready to take on countries hostile towards the US because Alaska is close to Russia on the map (such as).

Im still mad at Kos for that Paulin faked her pregnancy blog. That is worse than any Obama smear. I want Obama to win but not like that.

STFU KOS

burndtdan: quickdraw: So whose going to be the first to do a photoshop showing Mccain and Palin entwined?

i'm already working on my fanfic!

/ugh
/i just threw up a little in my mouth

As she slowly unbuttoned her polar bear fur coat he reached up to stroke her stomach, which is as high as his arms could go.

"Oh, Sarah, you're so much younger than my first two wives."

"Oh, John, you're so much older than my father."

"That's ok, Sarah, I still remember how to use this thing in my kitchen cabinet-- oh, I'm sorry I mean in my pants, thanks Joe."

This is creepy, but Kos's Palin obsession is second only to McCain's in Creepiness. Jesus Christ, SHUT UP! There are plenty of legit reasons to dislike the woman (anti-evolution, anti-abortion), you don't need to bring out crazy bullshiat at every turn. OMG, she laughed at an insensitive joke, SHE TOTALLY FAKED HER PREGNANCY! SHUT THE FARK UP! You're acting like NRO-style idiots.

Hobodeluxe: I dunno I seen the way he was oogling her at the press conference and then all the while diddling with his wedding band and I think of that shower scene on SNL he did when he was stalking Pohler.

creepy

You mean THIS?
McCain's Brain (new window)

/just cuz I can

syzygy whizz: You mean THIS?
McCain's Brain (new window)

OMIGAWD
That's hilarious.

syzygy whizz: You mean THIS?
McCain's Brain (new window)

HAHhahahaha... that's awesome.

syzygy whizz: Hobodeluxe: I dunno I seen the way he was oogling her at the press conference and then all the while diddling with his wedding band and I think of that shower scene on SNL he did when he was stalking Pohler.

creepy

You mean THIS?
McCain's Brain (new window)

keyboard, owe, you know the drill...

syzygy whizz

You mean THIS?
McCain's Brain (new window)

That was too funny. I laughed. More than once.

It's weird too that McCain hugs her. I know other politicians do that too but it's still weird.

I don't hug women co-workers at work. It's weird when politicians hug each other.

and your "boss" even more weirder.

syzygy whizz: Hobodeluxe: I dunno I seen the way he was oogling her at the press conference and then all the while diddling with his wedding band and I think of that shower scene on SNL he did when he was stalking Pohler.

creepy

You mean THIS?
McCain's Brain (new window)

Thanks for the laughs.

Anybody watch the "Getting to Know You" video in the comments below TFA? That's some creepy shiat from McCain, especially at the end.

DamnYankees: This is getting creepy.

Just saying...

The new McCain-Palin campaign poster speaks volumes.

Still at Cylon-threat level "tangerine":



/frak
//toaster hotlinks

syzygy whizz: Hobodeluxe: I dunno I seen the way he was oogling her at the press conference and then all the while diddling with his wedding band and I think of that shower scene on SNL he did when he was stalking Pohler.

creepy

You mean THIS?
McCain's Brain (new window)

Oh. my. goodness.

syzygy whizz: You mean THIS?
McCain's Brain (new window)

Most of it: Low chuckle

"Oops, I think I'm having a stroke" [blinking]: ROFLCOPTER!

Word is on Tuesday Palin will announce she will not accept the VP nomination, citing the need to take care of her Down syndrome son.

/you heard it here first