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(Daily Kos) Weird McCain says that the younger woman he chose to be with him through the most important times in his life is his "soul mate". Awww, how sweet. Wait...he wasn't talking about his wife?   (dailykos.com) divider line 74
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DamnYankees [TotalFark] 2008-08-31 11:08:55 AM  
This is getting creepy.

 
kronicfeld [TotalFark] 2008-08-31 11:24:13 AM  
I hope Cindy got a pre-nup.

 
burndtdan 2008-08-31 11:26:17 AM  
kronicfeld: I hope Cindy got a pre-nup.

she did.

/i happened to read that last night

 
Etchy333 [TotalFark] 2008-08-31 11:27:15 AM  
kronicfeld: I hope Cindy got a pre-nup.

That would have to be one cynical pre-nup to cover almost 30 years and a few kids later.

 
keylock71 2008-08-31 11:28:03 AM  
I hope there isn't a sex tape...

 
ndotseth 2008-08-31 11:32:14 AM  
John Edwards - What? My wife has cancer?? - available for a $65,000 comment.

 
kronicfeld [TotalFark] 2008-08-31 11:37:59 AM  
ndotseth: John Edwards - What? My wife has cancer?? - available for a $65,000 comment.

I'm not voting for John Edwards either.

 
burndtdan 2008-08-31 11:57:48 AM  
i89.photobucket.com

 
bulldg4life [TotalFark] 2008-08-31 12:08:49 PM  
ndotseth: John Edwards - What? My wife has cancer?? - available for a $65,000 comment.

Hey, I'll be sure not to vote for John Edwards for president this fall.

Thanks!

 
Skleenar 2008-08-31 12:12:06 PM  

FTA:


Palin, he noted, had backed the surge of troops in Iraq.


She also Backed Buchanan in 2000, and didn't back McCain in 2008


- Palin didn't back McCain in the primary. She stayed neutral in Alaska's January primary - perhaps on account of McCain's opposition to drilling in ANWR. "A lot of us are sitting back and waiting to see if there will be new players in there," she said in 2007. "That's probably why that box that says 'none of the above' is so popular right now."

 
SherKhan 2008-08-31 12:20:09 PM  
A soul that came into existence the second John Sr.'s nut-sack seed stuck to Roberta's egg.

 
NeverDrunk23 2008-08-31 12:21:39 PM  
Does this mean that if McCain wins, we will get a younger, prettier, richer vice president by the third year?

 
serpent_sky [TotalFark] 2008-08-31 12:33:37 PM  
Burnitdan:

That is one of the few times in my life I have actually laughed out loud at something I saw online. Thank you.

 
burndtdan 2008-08-31 12:42:24 PM  
little known fact: sarah palin is the new chuck noris.

 
quickdraw [TotalFark] 2008-08-31 12:44:24 PM  
So whose going to be the first to do a photoshop showing Mccain and Palin entwined? I might make it myself but would have to get drunk first and its still kinda early here on the left coast...

 
Tsunami Ditka 2008-08-31 12:55:09 PM  
Farking weirdo.

 
burndtdan 2008-08-31 12:55:41 PM  
quickdraw: So whose going to be the first to do a photoshop showing Mccain and Palin entwined?

i'm already working on my fanfic!

/ugh
/i just threw up a little in my mouth

 
Shrugging Atlas 2008-08-31 12:55:43 PM  
Bush meets Putin once and sees into his soul.

McCain meets Palin once and thinks she's his soulmate.

WTF is wrong with these people?

 
Tsunami Ditka 2008-08-31 12:57:18 PM  
Shrugging Atlas: Bush meets Putin once and sees into his soul.

McCain meets Palin once and thinks she's his soulmate.

WTF is wrong with these people?


Um, they're human and they've got hearts. But I guess you snooty elitist libs wouldn't understand that.

/jk, I'm just trollin'

 
Freakpower [TotalFark] 2008-08-31 12:59:26 PM  
I wonder if they'll actually show that part of the interview on Fox News Sunday now that everybody is already talking about it and it hasn't even aired yet.

 
Hobodeluxe [TotalFark] 2008-08-31 01:01:57 PM  
I dunno I seen the way he was oogling her at the press conference and then all the while diddling with his wedding band and I think of that shower scene on SNL he did when he was stalking Pohler.

creepy

 
I Said [TotalFark] 2008-08-31 01:03:15 PM  
Shrugging Atlas: Bush meets Putin once and sees into his soul.

McCain meets Palin once and thinks she's his soulmate.

WTF is wrong with these people?


Nothing. They know what they're doing. The problem is the retards who vote based on this shiat.

Politicians aren't magically terrible people. Their job is to serve the people, which quickly becomes just getting re-elected. And if your base is dumb enough to believe you need to see souls to be ordained by God, then that's what you do.

 
wildcatfan82 2008-08-31 01:04:51 PM  
Etchy333: kronicfeld: I hope Cindy got a pre-nup.

That would have to be one cynical pre-nup to cover almost 30 years and a few kids later.


Are you kidding? She's rich as sin. She'd of been a moron not to get one.

And yes, this is getting creepy.

 
Jimmy Devil Rocket Science 2008-08-31 01:05:16 PM  
FTFA:

What a head full of snakes.

McDeusa?

 
joeycolby 2008-08-31 01:08:46 PM  
I saw when he said that and it struck me as odd, too, but I figured he was just trying to establish how strongly he feels about his choice for the doubters in his party.

The part of the interview that floored me was when he equated her trip to Kuwait with being commander-in-chief. He said those exact words saying that she was "commander-in-chief of the Alaska national guard". I about fell out of my chair at that.

 
p0tat0_dude 2008-08-31 01:13:57 PM  
burndtdan: little known fact: sarah palin is the new chuck noris.

# @lagonmorph13 - Sarah Palin as VP increases Depends sales among scatalogically frightened Democrats



Ummmm... do the Republicans REALLY want to make this election about Depends jokes?

 
Corvus 2008-08-31 01:14:01 PM  
www.villagevoice.com

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2008-08-31 01:16:56 PM  
Etchy333: That would have to be one cynical pre-nup to cover almost 30 years and a few kids later.

When the man you're about to marry just dumped his crippled wife for you, you'd damn well have a cynical pre-nup.

 
Tsunami Ditka 2008-08-31 01:17:25 PM  
Corvus: Eye scrub, please. That's beyond creepy.

"UR NEK LOOK TASTEE"

 
InmanRoshi 2008-08-31 01:18:54 PM  
joeycolby: He said those exact words saying that she was "commander-in-chief of the Alaska national guard". I about fell out of my chair at that.

It couldn't have any worse than Cindy McCain on This Week saying with a straight face (may have been the botox) that she's ready to take on countries hostile towards the US because Alaska is close to Russia on the map (such as).

 
oregoncat 2008-08-31 01:21:38 PM  
www.bumpertalk.com

 
5_second_rule 2008-08-31 01:25:13 PM  
Im still mad at Kos for that Paulin faked her pregnancy blog. That is worse than any Obama smear. I want Obama to win but not like that.

 
bullwrinkle 2008-08-31 01:26:20 PM  
STFU KOS

 
Falcc 2008-08-31 01:29:04 PM  
burndtdan: quickdraw: So whose going to be the first to do a photoshop showing Mccain and Palin entwined?

i'm already working on my fanfic!

/ugh
/i just threw up a little in my mouth


As she slowly unbuttoned her polar bear fur coat he reached up to stroke her stomach, which is as high as his arms could go.

"Oh, Sarah, you're so much younger than my first two wives."

"Oh, John, you're so much older than my father."

"That's ok, Sarah, I still remember how to use this thing in my kitchen cabinet-- oh, I'm sorry I mean in my pants, thanks Joe."

 
RemyDuron 2008-08-31 01:31:57 PM  
This is creepy, but Kos's Palin obsession is second only to McCain's in Creepiness. Jesus Christ, SHUT UP! There are plenty of legit reasons to dislike the woman (anti-evolution, anti-abortion), you don't need to bring out crazy bullshiat at every turn. OMG, she laughed at an insensitive joke, SHE TOTALLY FAKED HER PREGNANCY! SHUT THE FARK UP! You're acting like NRO-style idiots.

 
syzygy whizz [TotalFark] 2008-08-31 01:34:20 PM  
Hobodeluxe: I dunno I seen the way he was oogling her at the press conference and then all the while diddling with his wedding band and I think of that shower scene on SNL he did when he was stalking Pohler.

creepy


You mean THIS?
McCain's Brain (new window)

 
quickdraw [TotalFark] 2008-08-31 01:37:48 PM  
slicknovel.com

/just cuz I can

 
quickdraw [TotalFark] 2008-08-31 01:42:17 PM  
syzygy whizz: You mean THIS?
McCain's Brain (new window)


OMIGAWD
That's hilarious.

 
sarcastrophe 2008-08-31 01:42:26 PM  
syzygy whizz: You mean THIS?
McCain's Brain (new window)


HAHhahahaha... that's awesome.

 
oregoncat 2008-08-31 01:50:58 PM  
syzygy whizz: Hobodeluxe: I dunno I seen the way he was oogling her at the press conference and then all the while diddling with his wedding band and I think of that shower scene on SNL he did when he was stalking Pohler.

creepy

You mean THIS?
McCain's Brain (new window)


keyboard, owe, you know the drill...

 
FooDog 2008-08-31 01:52:07 PM  
syzygy whizz

You mean THIS?
McCain's Brain (new window)


That was too funny. I laughed. More than once.

 
Corvus 2008-08-31 01:53:47 PM  
It's weird too that McCain hugs her. I know other politicians do that too but it's still weird.

I don't hug women co-workers at work. It's weird when politicians hug each other.

and your "boss" even more weirder.

 
WALMART.saves 2008-08-31 01:55:09 PM  
syzygy whizz: Hobodeluxe: I dunno I seen the way he was oogling her at the press conference and then all the while diddling with his wedding band and I think of that shower scene on SNL he did when he was stalking Pohler.

creepy

You mean THIS?
McCain's Brain (new window)


Thanks for the laughs.

 
some_wild-eyed_8-foot_tall_maniac 2008-08-31 01:58:49 PM  
Anybody watch the "Getting to Know You" video in the comments below TFA? That's some creepy shiat from McCain, especially at the end.

 
The Tony Danzas 2008-08-31 02:06:43 PM  
DamnYankees: This is getting creepy.

Just saying...

 
Jefferson Biatchmagnet 2008-08-31 02:07:44 PM  
The new McCain-Palin campaign poster speaks volumes.

 
CycloneChibi 2008-08-31 02:08:05 PM  
Still at Cylon-threat level "tangerine":

img.photobucket.com

/frak
//toaster hotlinks

 
mjsee [TotalFark] 2008-08-31 02:09:13 PM  
syzygy whizz: Hobodeluxe: I dunno I seen the way he was oogling her at the press conference and then all the while diddling with his wedding band and I think of that shower scene on SNL he did when he was stalking Pohler.

creepy

You mean THIS?
McCain's Brain (new window)


Oh. my. goodness.

 
Skleenar 2008-08-31 02:15:31 PM  
syzygy whizz: You mean THIS?
McCain's Brain (new window)


Most of it: Low chuckle

"Oops, I think I'm having a stroke" [blinking]: ROFLCOPTER!

 
Supes 2008-08-31 02:21:43 PM  
Word is on Tuesday Palin will announce she will not accept the VP nomination, citing the need to take care of her Down syndrome son.

/you heard it here first

 
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