FTA: Grimmelmann was taken into custody and was physically uncooperative and sustained facial injuries," said Boulder Sergeant Jason Oehlkers.

Yeah, I bet he did. I'm shocked.

Crack is a helluva drug...

stupid criminal of the day? i sense a challenge.

it was "Suicide by cop" gone wrong, what did he use to smash windows? that would have been considered a deadly weapon, dumb a** probably had laid it down from being tired of whaling on cars.

"Grimmelmann was taken into custody and was physically uncooperative and sustained facial injuries," said Boulder Sergeant Jason Oehlkers.

Why can't they just say, "we beat the crap out of him"?

i don't know...here in durham a guy shot a man right across from the police station yesterday. they caught him in about 20 minutes.

/and yes, they did go lights and sirens to the scene. it was hilarious.
//not that someone died though

Oh wow... Hahahahahahahaha Even my stupid class mates wouldn't be that stupid.

He wanted to go to jail. Lots of people feel safe in jail. Recitivism is a symptom of insecurity. Jail is the safest place they've ever experienced.

Thats why prisons are full of stupid people more than anything else. We can laugh and point at their stupidity, but in a way its kid of sad, that people don't feel as safe out in the real world as they do in a cage. Prisons are full of people who were horribly abused as kids. Prisons are the safest places they have ever known.

What a world.

ham006: it was "Suicide by cop" gone wrong, what did he use to smash windows? that would have been considered a deadly weapon, dumb a** probably had laid it down from being tired of whaling on cars.

So that explains it. He had an obsession with big white SUV's.

/What a Dick

I love the vandalism logo

"Grimmelmann was taken into custody and was physically uncooperative and sustained facial injuries,"

i.e., the suspect, for some unknown reason, attempted to attack the officer's fist with his face, used his genitalia to block kicks, and proceeded to headbutt the ground with hopes to damage the pavement. Vandalism charges are expected to be pressed as well as the current ones.

"Grimmelmann was taken into custody and was physically uncooperative and sustained facial injuries," said Boulder Sergeant Jason Oehlkers.

In other words...we found him smashing up our shiat, and beat the crap outta his stupid ass.

Pyro Messiah: FTA: Grimmelmann was taken into custody and was physically uncooperative and sustained facial injuries," said Boulder Sergeant Jason Oehlkers.

Yeah, I bet he did. I'm shocked.



I'll bet the suspect will be charge for bruising the cop's fists with his face

SnarfVader: ham006: it was "Suicide by cop" gone wrong, what did he use to smash windows? that would have been considered a deadly weapon, dumb a** probably had laid it down from being tired of whaling on cars.

So that explains it. He had an obsession with big white SUV's.

/What a Dick

I see what you did there.

He broke INTO the paddy wagon?

You're doing it wrong....

Apparently the good citizens of Boulder are posting in the article comments and are massively surprised that this man is being put in jail. Is Colorado a blue state?

Little One-Eyed Wench: I'll bet the suspect will be charge for bruising the cop's fists with his face

Ya don't say.

Facial injuries = Cops went nuts and stomped his face in to the ground as he was innocently sitting there. Then he became un-cooperative, and kicked the attackers ass ever so slightly.

/That sounds so much more real.

I'm sure the cops aren't happy with the reporter for using, almost as an aside, that the suspect had "facial injuries," any ninny on earth can see what that means. I hope the reporter has a good way to block a left; or a football helmet to wear when he goes to do follow up interviews!

/Did I really say ninny?

strathmeyer: Apparently the good citizens of Boulder are posting in the article comments and are massively surprised that this man is being put in jail. Is Colorado a blue state?

There are red states, there are blue states, and then there is the People's Republic of Boulder.

richw: "Grimmelmann was taken into custody and was physically uncooperative and sustained facial injuries," said Boulder Sergeant Jason Oehlkers.

Why can't they just say, "we beat the crap out of him"?

Yeah...that "..sustained facial injuries". Sorta gives the impression that they just kinda spontaneously appeared during the funnengamez, doesn't it?

Happens to me alla time...walking along, minding my own business and BAM! outta nowhere I've got a black eye, bloody nose, missing teeth, fractured cheekbone...it's a biatch, lemme tellya.

syzygy whizz: richw: "Grimmelmann was taken into custody and was physically uncooperative and sustained facial injuries," said Boulder Sergeant Jason Oehlkers.

Why can't they just say, "we beat the crap out of him"?

Yeah...that "..sustained facial injuries". Sorta gives the impression that they just kinda spontaneously appeared during the funnengamez, doesn't it?

Happens to me alla time...walking along, minding my own business and BAM! outta nowhere I've got a black eye, bloody nose, missing teeth, fractured cheekbone...it's a biatch, lemme tellya.


Marriage is a biatch isn't it.

Deathfrogg: syzygy whizz: richw: "Grimmelmann was taken into custody and was physically uncooperative and sustained facial injuries," said Boulder Sergeant Jason Oehlkers.

*grumble*

Marriage is a biatch isn't it.

Chuckle...you cause me to do so.