Is this real? It doesn't look like The Onion...

I'm enjoying the scrolling newsflash at the bottom.

He means in the species sense of the word. We are all Men.

Or something. I dunno.

Does that mean Obama is a butt baby?

conductormtm: Is this real? It doesn't look like The Onion...

Unfortunately, yes.

Bathia_Mapes: Does that mean Obama is a butt baby?

Stem cell research; is there anything it can't do?

queezyweezel: Bathia_Mapes: Does that mean Obama is a butt baby?

Stem cell research; is there anything it can't do?

Apparently not.

Where are Obama's friends? The guys who stand up and say I know Obama, knew him since XX. Where the fark are his friends? Does he have one other than Wright and Ayers? Huh. fark mang, this guy is an enigma wrapped inside a mystery. He's going to have some funny surprises for us.

I didn't hear shiat from anyone at the convetion who actually knows Obama. He shows up in congress 2 years ago and now all the liberal world wants to fall down at his feet and you have the balls to mention experience re Palin? Are you farking kidding me?

That was a moment of Zen IIRC. I nearly died laughing.

queezyweezel: Bathia_Mapes: Does that mean Obama is a butt baby?

Stem cell research; is there anything it can't do?

Will stem cell research work for McCain constant lying? Cancer? Nasty teeth? Temper? Can stem cell research fix POW syndrome?

...WTF

To be fair to the reporter, the nomination of a man born to "A black man . . . and a white man" WOULD be a historic moment.

Well, he's right about one thing--it definitely is one for the history books.

RemyDuron: To be fair to the reporter, the nomination of a man born to "A black man . . . and a white man" WOULD be a historic moment.

Damn, I was 37 seconds late!

All I can say is Thank *GOD* he isn't a Fox Employee.

/honestly replayed it 3 times just to make sure
//Ooops, Mentioned the Big G - [Runs ducking rotten tomatoes]

Softens_hands_while_you_do_the_dishes: I didn't hear shiat from anyone at the convetion who actually knows Obama. He shows up in congress 2 years ago and now all the liberal world wants to fall down at his feet and you have the balls to mention experience re Palin? Are you farking kidding me?

Where do you people come from? And does it hurt being so crazy?

FABULOUS!

What is the term for the male equivalent of parthenogenesis? Besides "soggy cracker", that is.

big deal. people misspeak all the time. including every one of you

/g08AMA

Being the son of a black man and a white man would enhance his messianic credentials, i guess. That would be some sort of miracle, right?

Softens_hands_while_you_do_the_dishes: I didn't hear shiat from anyone at the convetion who actually knows Obama. He shows up in congress 2 years ago and now all the liberal world wants to fall down at his feet and you have the balls to mention experience re Palin? Are you farking kidding me?

The point is they laugh at her experience after hearing you coontlap about Obama's lack of experience.

syrynxx: What is the term for the male equivalent of parthenogenesis? Besides "soggy cracker", that is.

Budding

/Also the danish word for pudding

Softens_hands_while_you_do_the_dishes: I didn't hear shiat from anyone at the convetion who actually knows Obama. He shows up in congress 2 years ago and now all the liberal world wants to fall down at his feet and you have the balls to mention experience re Palin? Are you farking kidding me?

"Executive experience" is a bunch of hooey. Intelligence,rationality and judgment is what's important.

Nobody heard of Clinton before he sort of rose up to be President.
Nobody heard of Carter before he...oh. Wait.

And Keith Olbermann wants to recreate that by having Obama's baby.

Malbar: stebain: The point is they laugh at her experience after hearing you coontlap about Obama's lack of experience.

Doesn't make it any less hypocritical.

Pointing out hypocrisy in peoples criticism of you is not hypocrisy.

Gay jungle fever?

And That.... is a moment for this history books.

I find it humorous how the 'Pubs have managed to twist around the "Palin has no experience" thing... Most people are actually going more along the lines of "Palin has no experience either", meaning that the 'Pubocrites now should STFU and GBTW about Obama's percieved inexperience.

Softens_hands_while_you_do_the_dishes: Where are Obama's friends? The guys who stand up and say I know Obama, knew him since XX. Where the fark are his friends?

Hrm, that is a little bit weird. Maybe he wasn't born in the US (just like John McCain) and doesn't want that to get out?

Fire up the gaffematic, because it's the Republican turn to look silly in front of the cameras.

/approves

Parthenogenesis from the Greek parthenos, a virgin, and genesis, birth, origin, source. The Parthenon is the Temple of Athena the Virgin.

I suggest that the term "Athenogenesis" should be used when a man gives birth. Zeus swallowed Athena's mother because of a prophecy that her son would overthrow him as Supreme God. One day he came down with the Mother of All Migraines and to relieve him, Haephaestus, the Greek god of smiths split his skull with an ax and Athena came out full grown and fully armed with breastplate, spear, helmet, etc.

IIRC, in another myth (or another version of this myth), the fetus was carried to full term in its father's thigh (scientists would use the lining of the abdomen as a pseudo-womb--there has been cases of infants carried to term outside the womb--if a woman can do it, a man might be able to do it provided the fetus could be protected from the father's immune system.

Any hoo, how come nobody told me that men where already having babies back in 1961? Why do I always have to learn about this stuff from the MSM like stupid Pinks? I pay my dues like the next guy. I haven't seen the Dero newsletter in hours. Sunspots my hairy fishnuts. The Illuminati hasn't been the same since Algore* took over the top job over at the Bilderbergers when Jimmy Carter moved from the Trilateral Commission to the International Nebbish Conspiracy.

*The correct pronunciation is "Algol". He's named after Beta Persei. The computer language is named after him in honour of his invention of the Internets (www2, www3, and www4). As the astrologers point out ""Algol represents a strong consuming passion that may devour you with anger and rage".

That's Our Al, the bête noire of sub-moran races.