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McStinky 2008-08-30 09:47:49 PM  
Biden gets two.

He eats your ice cream. He eats it up...

 
Reggaenomics 2008-08-30 09:50:07 PM  
Hey, they bought me ice cream... that's how they got my vote.

 
teto85 [TotalFark] 2008-08-30 09:55:55 PM  
OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN They eats your ice cream. They eats it up...OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN They eats your ice cream. They eats it up...OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN They eats your ice cream. They eats it up...OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN They eats your ice cream. They eats it up...

 
Atillathepun [TotalFark] 2008-08-30 10:01:13 PM  
teto85: OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN They eats your ice cream. They eats it up...OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN They eats your ice cream. They eats it up...OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN They eats your ice cream. They eats it up...OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN They eats your ice cream. They eats it up...

you seem concerned

 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2008-08-30 10:10:53 PM  
I'd rather have a milkshake.

 
smeegle [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-08-30 10:30:41 PM  
Mmmm yummy. Time to get the Neopolitan out and relaxez.
Bye Ya'll

 
AnniBronte 2008-08-30 10:30:56 PM  
Two fisted licker, oh yeah!


well doesn't that sound dirty

 
slobarnuts 2008-08-30 10:32:15 PM  
It's awesome that Biden has 2 for some reason I can't possibly describe.

 
Tenebreux 2008-08-30 10:32:35 PM  
LGN.

 
Bloody William 2008-08-30 10:33:52 PM  
I love the look on Biden's face.

"I got two cones. I'm so happy, but I can't show it. Wouldn't be Vice Presidently."

 
00ghost27 2008-08-30 10:33:56 PM  
Barack doesnt seem to be enjoying his

COMMUNIST!

/GObama

 
Wayfarer's Freedom 2008-08-30 10:34:25 PM  
Both are globalist elites

We want an American president and vice president!

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2008-08-30 10:35:18 PM  
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Donald_McRonald 2008-08-30 10:36:18 PM  
Look at Obama with his elitist praline crunch. And Biden with the chocoate-vanilla swirl - yeah, real subtle on that one.

 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark] 2008-08-30 10:36:24 PM  
teto85: OBAMA

Awww, do you not like your ticket as much as Obama/Biden? So sorry your candidate had to choose someone who will get eaten like a pack of wolves taking down a moose.

 
ClicheGuevara07 2008-08-30 10:36:38 PM  
Wayfarer's Freedom: Both are globalist elites

We want an American president and vice president!


What are you babbling about?

 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark] 2008-08-30 10:37:23 PM  
Wayfarer's Freedom: Both are globalist elites

We want an American president and vice president!


Isn't he great? Let's give him a big hand, folks!

 
Wayfarer's Freedom 2008-08-30 10:37:41 PM  
ClicheGuevara07: Wayfarer's Freedom: Both are globalist elites

We want an American president and vice president!

What are you babbling about?


It's not just ice cream they have...

 
Bacontastesgood 2008-08-30 10:37:46 PM  
Bloody William: I love the look on Biden's face.

"I got two cones. I'm so happy, but I can't show it. Wouldn't be Vice Presidently."


LOL. I think there's something about men who get involved in raising their kids. Biden had no choice, obviously. But they tend to really enjoy the simple little things in life like ice cream. Most moms have that zenness about them, wheras men without kids or who weren't around them much are always wanting more sports cars, gadgets, exotic food, etc.

Or maybe I'm full of crap, who knows.

 
T-Servo 2008-08-30 10:38:24 PM  
i151.photobucket.com

Who says they don't look presidential?

 
ekdikeo4 2008-08-30 10:38:35 PM  
Someone tell me the story about this, alright?

 
Teela [TotalFark] 2008-08-30 10:38:41 PM  
And the look Biden's giving the ice cream cone in his left hand: "You. I have chosen to eat you first. It is going to be so awesome."

 
Bloody William 2008-08-30 10:39:42 PM  
Teela: And the look Biden's giving the ice cream cone in his left hand: "You. I have chosen to eat you first. It is going to be so awesome."

I can't explain how or why that's so funny, but you owe me a new keyboard. I got iced tea all over mine.

 
Third Day Mark 2008-08-30 10:40:46 PM  
Bacontastesgood: Bloody William: I love the look on Biden's face.

"I got two cones. I'm so happy, but I can't show it. Wouldn't be Vice Presidently."

LOL. I think there's something about men who get involved in raising their kids. Biden had no choice, obviously. But they tend to really enjoy the simple little things in life like ice cream. Most moms have that zenness about them, wheras men without kids or who weren't around them much are always wanting more sports cars, gadgets, exotic food, etc.

Or maybe I'm full of crap, who knows.


No, thats pretty spot on. My dad was a single parent twice in his life (Once with my sister, then with my brother and I), he doesn't want a hot-rod car or a salt-water boat. His big thrill last year was buying a tractor with a front-end loader and a backhoe so he can clear out his property.

/He loves ice cream too.
//He gets the low-carb stuff though so he farts like a champion

 
Etchy333 [TotalFark] 2008-08-30 10:41:43 PM  
ekdikeo4: Someone tell me the story about this, alright?

This is all it is:

img524.imageshack.us

Biden steals ice cream from wealthy children, and Barack can't digest ice cream because he's not a human being.

/talking points, done

 
burndtdan 2008-08-30 10:41:59 PM  
i40.photobucket.com

"that stuff is crap!"

 
ClicheGuevara07 2008-08-30 10:42:44 PM  
Wayfarer's Freedom: ClicheGuevara07: Wayfarer's Freedom: Both are globalist elites

We want an American president and vice president!

What are you babbling about?

It's not just ice cream they have...


They also have...um...watches? Finely pressed shirts? I don't know, what else do they have?

 
Triskadekaphilia 2008-08-30 10:42:54 PM  
Bathia_Mapes: I'd rather have a milkshake.

There's one over in the Palin threads that'll bring all the boys to the yard.

 
Bloody William 2008-08-30 10:43:35 PM  
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Frank N Stein 2008-08-30 10:43:39 PM  
Atillathepun: you seem concerned

I see this every once in a while. What does it mean?

 
brainiac-dumdum [TotalFark] 2008-08-30 10:43:47 PM  
Ohhhh yeah baby.

 
I Said [TotalFark] 2008-08-30 10:44:36 PM  
ClicheGuevara07: Wayfarer's Freedom: ClicheGuevara07: Wayfarer's Freedom: Both are globalist elites

We want an American president and vice president!

What are you babbling about?

It's not just ice cream they have...

They also have...um...watches? Finely pressed shirts? I don't know, what else do they have?


Our freedoms. They are eating our freedoms.

And Biden is eating two of them.

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-08-30 10:44:39 PM  
Atillathepun: teto85: OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN They eats your ice cream. They eats it up...

you seem concerned mentally ill


FTFY

 
sarcastrophe 2008-08-30 10:45:48 PM  
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Bloody William 2008-08-30 10:45:52 PM  
Can someone please tell me why I find this photo so damn funny, and why I've been laughing my ass off for the last ten minutes because of it?

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-08-30 10:46:08 PM  
Frank N Stein: Atillathepun: you seem concerned

I see this every once in a while. What does it mean?


It's shorthand for concern troll. Trolls who claim to be merely concerned about the subject... while ripping someone a new one.

 
ClicheGuevara07 2008-08-30 10:47:33 PM  
I Said: ClicheGuevara07: Wayfarer's Freedom: ClicheGuevara07: Wayfarer's Freedom: Both are globalist elites

We want an American president and vice president!

What are you babbling about?

It's not just ice cream they have...

They also have...um...watches? Finely pressed shirts? I don't know, what else do they have?

Our freedoms. They are eating our freedoms.

And Biden is eating two of them.



www.sherwoodforcongress.com
Bush finished your last pint of freedoms while you were sleeping.

 
Bacontastesgood 2008-08-30 10:48:24 PM  
PC LOAD LETTER: So sorry your candidate had to choose someone who will get eaten like a pack of wolves taking down a moose.

Wait, mooses eat wolves now? Or are several packs of smaller more vicious animals like hyperpossums taking down and eating each wolf? Are there smaller packs of animals that would eat the hyperpossums, and maybe swarms of insects eating whatever that mystery animal is? What is the moose doing all this time?

Or do you just suck at sentence construction?

 
sonnyboy11 2008-08-30 10:48:37 PM  
Bloody William: Can someone please tell me why I find this photo so damn funny, and why I've been laughing my ass off for the last ten minutes because of it?

I dunno, but it is funny! I think it's just the sheer joy any man gets on his face when he's two-fistin a double cone.

Honestly cannot wait to vote for them. Best choices I've to choose from since I've been able to vote (1984).

 
TPS Reports 2008-08-30 10:48:44 PM  
Bathia_Mapes: I'd rather have a milkshake.

i4.photobucket.com

"Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake!"

 
I Said [TotalFark] 2008-08-30 10:48:49 PM  
teto85: OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA OBAMA . . .

i180.photobucket.com

For when "Wargarble" simply won't do

 
Ringshadow 2008-08-30 10:49:28 PM  
Teela, Bloody William: Between the two of you, I have to go drain tea out of my keyboard. Thanks for that.

 
I Said [TotalFark] 2008-08-30 10:50:08 PM  
ClicheGuevara07: Bush finished your last pint of freedoms while you were sleeping.

Too bad freedoms come in the form of ice cream and not pretzels.

 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2008-08-30 10:50:19 PM  
Triskadekaphilia: Bathia_Mapes: I'd rather have a milkshake.

There's one over in the Palin threads that'll bring all the boys to the yard.


Yeah, but mine is better than their's.

 
Bloody William 2008-08-30 10:53:24 PM  
sonnyboy11: Bloody William: Can someone please tell me why I find this photo so damn funny, and why I've been laughing my ass off for the last ten minutes because of it?

I dunno, but it is funny! I think it's just the sheer joy any man gets on his face when he's two-fistin a double cone.


It really is the most decadent/luxurious/powerful thing anyone can do. Drive a ferrari? Pretty cool. Banging two super models at once? Awesome, cooler. Skydiving from your own private jet into your Olympic swimming pool? Getting there. Ice cream cone in each hand? Beats it all, man. Just beats it all.

 
Sluggard Stone 2008-08-30 10:55:06 PM  
Donald_McRonald: Look at Obama with his elitist praline crunch. And Biden with the chocoate-vanilla swirl - yeah, real subtle on that one.

haha

 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark] 2008-08-30 10:59:08 PM  
Bacontastesgood: Or do you just suck at sentence construction?

Probably, but there is a simple explanation: shut up.

 
TPS Reports 2008-08-30 10:59:08 PM  
Bloody William: Can someone please tell me why I find this photo so damn funny, and why I've been laughing my ass off for the last ten minutes because of it?

It's all Biden. The mofo takes two cones just because he can, and now he has to decide which to eat first.

Also, while he's eating one, the other will melt, so he's going to have to switch between the two all the time. Flip-flopper!

 
UberNeuman 2008-08-30 11:02:39 PM  
home.comcast.net

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2008-08-30 11:03:49 PM  
Bloody William: I love the look on Biden's face.

"I got two cones. I'm so happy, but I can't show it. Wouldn't be Vice Presidently."


I can imagine him actually saying that. He seems like a good guy, the kind of guy you'd like to have a beer wi-

...

Aw, son of a biatch!

 
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