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(First Coast News) Strange Woman meets man who says he's a vampire, promptly invites him to stay on her property. Then invites him in. Somehow, this ends badly   (firstcoastnews.com) divider line 95
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R.A.Danny [TotalFark] 2008-08-30 08:36:12 PM  
Vince Neil really has to retire.

 
platkat [TotalFark] 2008-08-30 08:44:18 PM  
The cops may not have spent too much time on this incident, but the person who wrote that article did.

 
Being Famous Sucks [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-08-30 08:47:10 PM  
"Hmmm, crazy guy who lives in a wooden shack in my wooded back yard? Yeah, that seems legit. I'll bring him in....on a regular basis."

wtf

 
PlaidGirl 2008-08-30 08:53:57 PM  
Draven.

Really?

Draven.

 
packrabid04 [TotalFark] 2008-08-30 09:18:56 PM  
For real.

 
Psychotropic 2008-08-30 10:16:11 PM  
She sounds fat.

 
Bob Ondeeznuts 2008-08-30 11:36:24 PM  
The woman wanted to remain anonymous, but we'll call her "Katelyn."

WTF?

 
Slamguy 2008-08-30 11:36:43 PM  
Disapproves lol.

dietrichthrall.files.wordpress.com

 
Wight Power [TotalFark] 2008-08-30 11:38:20 PM  
"This continued over the next month, even as she told him, 'no.'

And "Katelyn" went to visit him in jail to find out when he'd be released.
"

Some weirdo Stockholm syndrome

 
Sid Deuces 2008-08-30 11:39:32 PM  
During the abuse, authorities arrested Mitchell, or "Draven" as the self-proclaimed 225 year old vampire referred to himself, on drug charges.

Pretty much sums it up.
I'm guessing he may have been her source as well as lover.

 
3steps 2008-08-30 11:39:42 PM  
This chick ain't exactly the sharpest pencil in the box is she? She's lucky she's still around to discuss it with the media. Was this Florida again??

Yup it was... -1 to subby for incorrect tagging ;-) That's not Strange.. that's Florida!

 
naveline 2008-08-30 11:40:41 PM  
Jeff, you have MAJOR problems. Apparently this guy has been arrested twice this week?

Jeff, get help. (new window) Or just kill yourself. Something. "Draven" is the least of his problems.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-08-30 11:40:50 PM  
Nice fangs loser, where'd you get 'em Hot Topic?

 
little yellow thought boxes 2008-08-30 11:41:09 PM  
Why do I get the feeling that she's probably a Twilight fan?

 
trixter_nl 2008-08-30 11:42:53 PM  
Slamguy: Disapproves lol.

ha! I was about to post that same exact picture :)

 
skinink 2008-08-30 11:42:54 PM  
One thing about living in Clay County I never could stomach; all the damn vampires.

 
davynelson 2008-08-30 11:43:06 PM  
o Ann Rice

what hath thy shiitty novels wrought?

 
black_knight 2008-08-30 11:46:15 PM  
Separated at birth?
farm4.static.flickr.com
The guy on the left calls himself "Father Sebastian Todd" and he once claimed to be the leader of the NYC goth scene.

 
ABQGOD 2008-08-30 11:46:59 PM  
If I learned anything from the Buffyverse, it's never invite a vampire in to my home.

 
H_is_for_Heretic 2008-08-30 11:49:02 PM  
So Katelyn must be her real name. Or would anybody pull the name Katlyn with a "y" out of the air?

 
Ima4nic8or 2008-08-30 11:50:11 PM  
Why are women such mindless idiots?

 
Some Days Immortality Sux 2008-08-30 11:52:49 PM  
Six months after she filed her report, the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office, the Virginia Beach Police Department and the U.S. Marshals Service started investigating Mitchell for molesting three children.

Why am I not even vaguely surprised that he's a potential ped as well as a backwoods loony with a long overdue visit to the rubber room...

/and she invited him in... nothing good on TV?

 
WFern 2008-08-30 11:53:26 PM  
www.buddytv.com

Dr. Acula, anyone?

 
mialynneb [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-08-30 11:56:43 PM  
Kid Rock looks a little bloated.

 
vaconex 2008-08-30 11:57:06 PM  
Wight Power: "
Some weirdo Stockholm syndrome


As in Helsinki, Sweden?

 
tshetter 2008-08-30 11:57:13 PM  
"He started to force himself on me and I couldn't stop him," she said.

This continued over the next month, even as she told him, 'no."


Damn a whole month of farking.

Now that is stamina.

 
alacy52 2008-08-30 11:58:28 PM  
www.dvdtown.com

Wanted for questioning.

 
Madman drummers bummers 2008-08-30 11:58:44 PM  
Ima4nic8or: Why are women such mindless idiots?

So men can get laid occasionally.

 
mekki 2008-08-30 11:58:48 PM  
ABQGOD: If I learned anything from the Buffyverse, it's never invite a vampire in to my home.

Exactly.

FTA: "Katelyn" said she felt sorry for Mitchell. She brought him food to his new home in the woods behind her house. Eventually she invited him in.

This is where she went wrong.

That and treating a self confessed vampire like a stray kitten that wandered on your front door step.

little yellow thought boxes: Why do I get the feeling that she's probably a Twilight fan?

You aren't probably that far off.

What I want to know is if this happened in Florida, why are the Virginia Beach Police involved?

 
Donald_McRonald 2008-08-31 12:01:24 AM  
He probably should've tried loosening her up with some beer.
i2.ytimg.com

 
Chooger [TotalFark] 2008-08-31 12:01:31 AM  
little yellow thought boxes: Why do I get the feeling that she's probably a Twilight fan?

OMG this was my 1st thought too...
HAWT

 
DrForrester 2008-08-31 12:01:57 AM  
Boo bleah arrrgh I'm a scary vampire

 
DrForrester 2008-08-31 12:03:18 AM  
www.accessmag.com
Approves.

 
Gothmolly 2008-08-31 12:04:48 AM  
It's always dark somewhere.

/obscure ?

 
logruszed 2008-08-31 12:05:09 AM  
black_knight: Separated at birth?

The guy on the left calls himself "Father Sebastian Todd" and he once claimed to be the leader of the NYC goth scene.


Also a member of a Skynard cover band.

 
AprillaDeVille 2008-08-31 12:05:45 AM  
lh6.ggpht.com

 
Nicolette [TotalFark] 2008-08-31 12:06:37 AM  
Even though the Florida tag was trumped, I had a feeling....

Textbook borderline personality woman....unmedicated. I'm sure he did assault her but you can't blame the police for dropping the investigation when dealing with these type of women ...it's all summed up in one sentence

And "Katelyn" went to visit him in jail to find out when he'd be released.

This after he assaulted her and after she finds out he's molested 3 children. Personalities like hers are also prone to making false accusations to stop men leaving them...

oh and the quality of Florida reporting has been maintained...

If they just investigated and said maybe this did happen even if inconsistencies in story, this wouldn't have happened if [they]investigated case instead of dropping it."...I see a Pulitzer..

 
serial_crusher [TotalFark] 2008-08-31 12:07:10 AM  
ftfa: The woman wanted to remain anonymous, but we'll call her "Katelyn."

She said she met Jeffery Mitchell eleven months ago near her home in Clay County.


That's such bullshiat. Why does she get anonymity and he doesn't?

This is normally the part where I go of about possibly tarnishing an innocent man's good name. Then I realized this dude's vampire teeth probably do enough tarnishing already.

 
TelemachusSneezed 2008-08-31 12:08:25 AM  
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Approves.

 
Loverboy586 2008-08-31 12:11:07 AM  
This is Trevor from Hampden Maine and I was wondering if you could teach me how to be as awesome as you. I am a vampire and

 
Electriclectic 2008-08-31 12:12:23 AM  
I am a vampire and

 
Electriclectic 2008-08-31 12:13:01 AM  
Loverboy586: This is Trevor from Hampden Maine and I was wondering if you could teach me how to be as awesome as you. I am a vampire and

You son of a biatch.

;)

 
stoicnimwit 2008-08-31 12:13:55 AM  
I love how every wanna be "vampire" thinks its 100% cool and original to take on the name "Draven", because, you know, OBVIOUSLY no one else has ever seen The Crow.

Nope. No one.

/I only say this because I knew three "vampires" in school that all either used "Draven" as their goth name or as their adopted surname.

 
Loverboy586 2008-08-31 12:14:54 AM  
Electriclectic:

You son of a biatch.

;)

Great minds think alike ^_^

 
Loverboy586 2008-08-31 12:15:29 AM  
damn, anyone seen my </b>?

 
Happathetic 2008-08-31 12:22:39 AM  
That's *so* Draven.

 
fireclown 2008-08-31 12:23:37 AM  
Ima4nic8or: Why are women such mindless idiots?

Because having tits makes things too easy for them.

 
Nicolette [TotalFark] 2008-08-31 12:26:09 AM  
serial_crusher

re anonymity - looks like she gave an interview as opposed the info coming from public records so probably did so in exchange for anonymity...

/reporters don't withhold names if they don't have to unless its a source....

 
Shwirv 2008-08-31 12:27:35 AM  
LOL! this was unreal. DRAVEN?! perfect!

 
boobsrgood [TotalFark] 2008-08-31 12:28:13 AM  
"I'm a cowboy BABY"

 
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