hmmm. This is so odd that I almost hope there's just some subtle genius at work here that I simply can't grasp.

Or it could just be farking Florida.

Alcohol is a heck of a drug.

Why would anyone enter a contest that was giving out such shiatty prizes?

This is what happened, in my opinion:

They were at the bar, drinking and talking. The contest led to some hot women congregating in one area. The husband notices this and thinks he might enjoy getting laid. So he flatters his wife, telling her she should enter the contest. He meant it as a compliment to his wife because he's showing his support in how hot she is that she could maybe win this contest. Instead of swooning his wife gets all excited and runs up to compete in the contest.

His plan having backfired, the husband realizes that all the men at the bar are going to be ogling his wife. This angers him because he thought for sure he was complimenting his wife like any man should do, and instead of going home to bang her he was now stuck here watching his wife parade around like a whore.

He gets infuriated, the alcohol doesn't help and after stewing for the entire contest listening to catcalls for his wife he lets it out and punches her.

I'm not saying it's right, I'm just saying that I believe that's how it happened.

That'll learn 'er.

I told that biatch she had better win or else!

Was it this guy?

aevert: Was it this guy?

Can he even lift his arms high enough to punch a biatch in the mouth?

Could be worse.

She could have been the 1980 Playboy Playmate of the Year at her husband's urging.

SpinStopper: Could be worse.

She could have been the 1980 Playboy Playmate of the Year at her husband's urging.

Dorothy Stratton FTW!

Worthless without pics.

"Hot body contest"? Bet they all had butter face.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

jaylectricity: This is what happened, in my opinion:

They were at the bar, drinking and talking. The contest led to some hot women congregating in one area. The husband notices this and thinks he might enjoy getting laid. So he flatters his wife, telling her she should enter the contest. He meant it as a compliment to his wife because he's showing his support in how hot she is that she could maybe win this contest. Instead of swooning his wife gets all excited and runs up to compete in the contest.

His plan having backfired, the husband realizes that all the men at the bar are going to be ogling his wife. This angers him because he thought for sure he was complimenting his wife like any man should do, and instead of going home to bang her he was now stuck here watching his wife parade around like a whore.

He gets infuriated, the alcohol doesn't help and after stewing for the entire contest listening to catcalls for his wife he lets it out and punches her.

I'm not saying it's right, I'm just saying that I believe that's how it happened.



That prolly sums it up fairly accurately.

nothing, you already told her twice.

aevert: Was it this guy?

Hmm, Bush is a chimpanzee, so is McCain a squirrel?

Florida is crazy.

well I guess she shouldn't have lost.

Maybe he was upset that she murdered her 3 year old and dumped the body?

He saw that she was hot and decided to hit it. He never was very bright.

Wow, thats the 2nd Ocala story on fark today. I expect some serious shenanigans later on tonight to complete the trifecta

jaylectricity: This is what happened, in my opinion:

They were at the bar, drinking and talking. The contest led to some hot women congregating in one area. The husband notices this and thinks he might enjoy getting laid. So he flatters his wife, telling her she should enter the contest. He meant it as a compliment to his wife because he's showing his support in how hot she is that she could maybe win this contest. Instead of swooning his wife gets all excited and runs up to compete in the contest.

His plan having backfired, the husband realizes that all the men at the bar are going to be ogling his wife. This angers him because he thought for sure he was complimenting his wife like any man should do, and instead of going home to bang her he was now stuck here watching his wife parade around like a whore.

He gets infuriated, the alcohol doesn't help and after stewing for the entire contest listening to catcalls for his wife he lets it out and punches her.

I'm not saying it's right, I'm just saying that I believe that's how it happened.

Here's a companion theory: he was flattering her and she entered the contest. But, she weighs 300 pounds and he was embarassed.

/Who doesn't love a little punch in the mouth?

TUO3MTA3: jaylectricity:

Here's a companion theory: he was flattering her and she entered the contest. But, she weighs 300 pounds and he was embarassed.

Alternatively, has anyone considered the "donkey punch" theory?

FTFA: Officers searched the area, but did not find her husband. If found, he will be charged with battery.

How about they just go to his house? That would seem to be an easy way to somehow find the guy. "if found"?!?!?

that guy totally hit it

What was second prize, a set of steak knives?

"Now sshake dat assh on shhhtage or itshh meet Misshter Fissht shandwich time again, issh dat clear?"

aevert Was it this guy?

Every thread had to be political for you tards, doesn't it?

/ Four years of President McCain
// Eight years of President Palin.
/// Get used to them.

Well Duuhh! Doesn't every Florida woman want a punch in the mouth for their very own?

//married to a Florida woman...
//not letting her read this post

jaylectricity: This is what happened, in my opinion:

They were at the bar, drinking and talking. The contest led to some hot women congregating in one area. The husband notices this and thinks he might enjoy getting laid. So he flatters his wife, telling her she should enter the contest. He meant it as a compliment to his wife because he's showing his support in how hot she is that she could maybe win this contest. Instead of swooning his wife gets all excited and runs up to compete in the contest.

His plan having backfired, the husband realizes that all the men at the bar are going to be ogling his wife. This angers him because he thought for sure he was complimenting his wife like any man should do, and instead of going home to bang her he was now stuck here watching his wife parade around like a whore.

He gets infuriated, the alcohol doesn't help and after stewing for the entire contest listening to catcalls for his wife he lets it out and punches her.

I'm not saying it's right, I'm just saying that I believe that's how it happened.

Mayhaps. Or, wife catches husband staring at some other woman's tits on stage, and gives him shiat for it. He tells her to go fark herself, and if she thinks she's better looking than the girls she caught him looking at she should get her ass on stage. So she does to prove a point, so he clocks her.

Don't forget, this is Florida.

GungFu: "Now sshake dat assh on shhhtage or itshh meet Misshter Fissht shandwich time again, issh dat clear?"

Beautifully done. You couldn't hear it, but I chortled.

Midnight Rodeo MySpace (new window)

Free beer for all contestants was her husbands motivation

tomhath: aevert Was it this guy?

Every thread had to be political for you tards, doesn't it?

/ Four years of President McCain
// Eight years of President Palin.
/// Get used to them.

stfu. just stop.

I Said: Or it could just be farking Florida.

Not just Florida - this is a twofer for Ocala. And there are no hot women in Ocala, so the bar was wasting its time.

daroofa: Midnight Rodeo MySpace (new window)

Free beer for all contestants was her husbands motivation

man that place looks like a good time

well........ did she win or what?

/just asking
//assuming she didn't...

jaylectricity: This is what happened, in my opinion:

They were at the bar, drinking and talking. The contest led to some hot women congregating in one area. The husband notices this and thinks he might enjoy getting laid. So he flatters his wife, telling her she should enter the contest. He meant it as a compliment to his wife because he's showing his support in how hot she is that she could maybe win this contest. Instead of swooning his wife gets all excited and runs up to compete in the contest.

His plan having backfired, the husband realizes that all the men at the bar are going to be ogling his wife. This angers him because he thought for sure he was complimenting his wife like any man should do, and instead of going home to bang her he was now stuck here watching his wife parade around like a whore.

He gets infuriated, the alcohol doesn't help and after stewing for the entire contest listening to catcalls for his wife he lets it out and punches her.

I'm not saying it's right, I'm just saying that I believe that's how it happened.

or my alternate theory:

Husband and wife are drinking at a bar, gettin' tore up from the floor up. Guy is seeing all these "hot" women getting on stage to show off their goods, he decides that his wife has better goods. He convinces (orders) his wife to go up there and show her stuff. Unfortunately for the wife the correct answer was supposed to be "no, I have too much self respect as a woman to do that." He disagreed and told her to shut her whore mouth. She failed "the test."

/or maybe she was so butt ugly she farking lost.

My theory:

Husband encourages her, he likes the fact that his wife is hot enough to enter the contest.

She enters the contest, and like all the other women, flashes her boobies so that everyone can see what her husband is only supposed to see.

He didn't like that, so he shut her whore mouth.

jaylectricity: This is what happened, in my opinion:

They were at the bar, drinking and talking. The contest led to some hot women congregating in one area. The husband notices this and thinks he might enjoy getting laid. So he flatters his wife, telling her she should enter the contest. He meant it as a compliment to his wife because he's showing his support in how hot she is that she could maybe win this contest. Instead of swooning his wife gets all excited and runs up to compete in the contest.

His plan having backfired, the husband realizes that all the men at the bar are going to be ogling his wife. This angers him because he thought for sure he was complimenting his wife like any man should do, and instead of going home to bang her he was now stuck here watching his wife parade around like a whore.

He gets infuriated, the alcohol doesn't help and after stewing for the entire contest listening to catcalls for his wife he lets it out and punches her.

I'm not saying it's right, I'm just saying that I believe that's how it happened.

fify

Scenario: Husband.. Sees Hot Body contest and wants the cash prize, tells his "kinda" hot wife to join up and get that money.. she joins, fails miserably, he administers "discipline" and punishes her for not shaking it hard enough to get paid!

Strangeguitar:
Nothing against the late Dorothy Stratten, but by the gods the poor girl deserved a better memorial inscription than something that looks like it was written by a Hallmark reject who has let 40 years of cheap gin erode what little talent he had left.

I would like to hear more about this "enter hot body" contest.

UberNeuman: /Who doesn't love a little punch in the mouth?

Uh, wrong...
Perhaps you meant this:

tomhath: aevert Was it this guy?

Every thread had to be political for you tards, doesn't it?

/ Four years of President McCain
// Eight years of President Palin.
/// Get used to them.

This had nothing to do with politics. I saw an opportunity to make a cheap shot at a famous person and I took it.

Was he part of Joshua's Army? Is she full of the Lord now?

cynicalbastard: Strangeguitar:
Nothing against the late Dorothy Stratten, but by the gods the poor girl deserved a better memorial inscription than something that looks like it was written by a Hallmark reject who has let 40 years of cheap gin erode what little talent he had left.

No kidding...that was the worst f*cking inscription I think I've ever seen. Not that I have anything against Ms. Stratten, but what did she do that was so f*cking courageous and special? She took off her clothes and showed her stuff to some photographer for a magazine. I don't know, but that sure as hell doesn't make someone particularly courageous and special to me. I appreciate the effort, but not much more. The inscription doesn't even make much sense. Was the tard who wrote this drunk at the time?

I've been wondering what my ex-husband was up to.

my guess?

she was whoring it up more than he wanted/expected her to... and gang banged the audience

I wonder if alcohol was involved

He told her twice.