Poor dude. On several levels.

There's a lesson to be learned:
Do not EVER stick foreign objects around your penis, or insert it into objects it was not designed to be stuck into.

/If you ever want a good laugh, ask an ER nurse/doctor how often this happens, and what the strangest thing they've had to dislodge is.

That guy is screwed.

nut penis penis nut

Is he so very scared?

So he has three nuts now. What's the problem?

Good use of dumbass tag. The fail tag would have been overkill.

FTA: It is learnt that the incident occurred on Thursday and the 20-something-year-old victim went to the Sultanah Aminah Hospital here to seek treatment when he was unable to get the nut off himself.

Sounds like a HMO to me.

That's...just not something you really ever want to hear.

hacksaw, but be very careful with it.

FTA - "This is the second case in the past week involving bjects stuck on penises."

Due to a shortage of crack-whores, no doubt.

/Ow my balls!

Guess he didn't have 500 bucks.
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Sometimes a guy gets lonely...

Show him this.

He did this for length before his wedding night?

Dude, it's width you're after, not length.

Trust me on this one....

I found a picture of the nut

This DOES sound worse than having your nutsack stuck in a chair.

Lets hope so, off to read TFA

GungFu: Show him this.

*bolts from the thread*

Learnt?

Learnt = Loint?

Research reveals - a pt. and pp. of learn. Well, that clears that up.

/thanks dictionary.com
//whatsa pt? Patient? Whatsa pp? Pages?

Transpogue: Dude, it's width you're after, not length.

Why don't he just slap Mrs. Pelosi and tell here to let go?

Yet another senseless homonym related injury.

This is what happens frequently (per TFA) in countries like Malaysia where anal and oral sex, even between consenting adults, are regarded as "heinous crimes" and is punishable by up to 20 years in prison. While prostitution is not illegal, soliciting is punishable by up to 10 years in prison.

Drug trafficking carries a mandatory death sentence.

So if you can't do much I guess you try to enhance what you can do...



Now I

I knew Sean Hannity was gay, but I never imagined he would have a death grip on some poor guy's penis.

So, then is this a left-hand thread or a right-hand thread?

He's nuts ;)

This happened in the hospital where I work. The answer, horrifyingly, turned out to be a sawzall and a surgeon with a really...steady...hand.

/true story. Worst part? The guy waited a FULL DAY before coming in. That kind of necrosis ain't coming back.
//no pun intended.

The whole idea of what this guy was trying to do escapes me.

Drip salt water on it until it rusts off.

FTFA: ...the 20-something-year-old victim went to the Sultanah Aminah Hospital here to seek treatment...

Am I the only one that read it as "Animal" Hospital?

/thought maybe he was too embarrassed to go to a "real" hospital

He needs this guy.

Nothing an auto-parts store can't fix:

I was thinking "acorn" when I read nut. This kind of nut makes more sense than what I pictured (although senseless).

/Does that make sense?

I think the point you are all missing is that he could fit a nut onto his wang.

this, with a 1/16" cutoff wheel and coolant would have one of them off in 5 minutes...

Question is, what was the diameter of said hardware (nut)?

/7/16ths VS. an inch and 7/8ths...

I also thought nonmechanic nut but never bothered to pursue the logistics in my mind (like the patient...)- I guess he wanted to get 2 benefits for one nut...the extra length/size and longevity/duration effects of a c**kring

FTFA: "This is the second case in the past week involving objects stuck on penises."

Ouch.

Actually the best solution is to taper down the penis with umbilical tape 'til you get to the nut (or wedding band ).Slides right off.

"There's a lesson to be learned:
Do not EVER stick foreign objects around your penis, or insert it into objects it was not designed to be stuck into."

Damn straight. I knew a guy who stuck his into a manic-depressive batshiat crazy 20 year old, and 16 years later he's still regretting it. And will, until the kid turns 18. He's just praying the kid doesn't go to university.

That's no way to bust a nut.

Thatguy: This happened in the hospital where I work. The answer, horrifyingly, turned out to be a sawzall and a surgeon with a really...steady...hand.

/true story. Worst part? The guy waited a FULL DAY before coming in. That kind of necrosis ain't coming back.
//no pun intended.

Wanna hear about the retired Air Force colonel that showed up in our ER with diffuse belly discomfort... with an unexplained sweet potato, wrapped in plastic, twelve inches into his rectum/colon?

He denied, denied, denied....

Bonus: Overheard his conversation with the Mrs. while psych-consult was occuring.

/Warner Robins, Ga.

Lol....this is a disturbing insight to the male mind, this thread. :P

But besides that all i can think is "ouch, poor man"

Why can't he just unscrew it? Or did he strip the thread on his penis?

Geez - I thought this thread was about Michael Jackson.

Hal Jalykakik: Why can't he just unscrew it? Or did he strip the thread on his penis?

Aw man, now there's an image I could have totally done without.

/dammit!

So, they don't have cold water there?

Had it a left hand thread?
/yes I know that Rugby song

Sawsall is not the way to go. Syringe to drain the blood from the corpus cavernosum is the way to go.