That's hot.

As an actual Swede, who have taken massage courses, I find this is relavant to my intrests...

Ladies, EIP. You know what to do.

So, what's new about this? Tantric Massage of the Yoni has been practiced for years in many parts of the world.

Parts of the Western World just catching on to it now?

Come again?

So you can go to school and get a license for this? Sweet!

©

Back when Indian barbers were eunuchs, a chap could get a shave, a haircut and, afterwards, fellatio.

WTF?

Great Odins Raven: Back when Indian barbers were eunuchs, a chap could get a shave, a haircut and, afterwards, fellatio.

WTF?

You don't know what you've been missing until you've had the shave, manscape, bj combo. Just careful they do the shave AFTER and not during the fellatio.

Well, that was a whole lot of words that said a whole lot of nothing.

"'Massage parlours' and even barbers have long offered men sexual stimulation. Now, word is, women are after the extras"

Well of course, why shouldn't women get in on the... wait, barbers!?!


/was pretty much my reaction

The press are the last to hear of anything... we had a masseur in Mexico come to a villa the whole family rented back in 1992 for Xmas who offered this (quite unexpectedly and non verbally) during a therpeudic service...my mother, cousin and and I all found it funny and allegedly turned down the additional offering! His hands did not stray when massaging the guys.

/Maybe he was just copping a feel...hmmm

So, like, after the massage they go shopping?

Nicolette: The press are the last to hear of anything... we had a masseur in Mexico come to a villa the whole family rented back in 1992 for Xmas who offered this (quite unexpectedly and non verbally) during a therpeudic service...my mother, cousin and and I all found it funny and allegedly turned down the additional offering! His hands did not stray when massaging the guys.

/Maybe he was just copping a feel...hmmm

You allegedly turned it down? or did you turn it down?

/giggity

Man, I'm going to the wrong barbers....

Why pay for it...

/hell I'll do it for free

I'm a hair cutting Indian c*cksucker with no balls, so I'm really getting a kick out of some of these replies.

Iron Chef Scottish: I'm a hair cutting Indian c*cksucker with no balls, so I'm really getting a kick out of some of these replies.

..Dad?

um, ok

Women are paying for uncomplicated sex?

If you're a woman, climb into a short dress with some cleavage, put on some makeup and go sit at a city bar with a cocktail alone. Before you've reached the bottom of the glass, you'll have offers. If all you want is a fark and not a relationship afterwards, you can get it for free.

And here's a big difference about hookers: generally women don't just want a fark. They actually want a relationship. Whereas a lot of men just want to fark and then to move on. Lots of successful men who could pick up women go to hookers precisely because they can pay, fark and leave.

What's that? "Female hysteria" is back again?

farkeruk: Women are paying for uncomplicated sex?

If you're a woman, climb into a short dress with some cleavage, put on some makeup and go sit at a city bar with a cocktail alone. Before you've reached the bottom of the glass, you'll have offers. If all you want is a fark and not a relationship afterwards, you can get it for free.

And here's a big difference about hookers: generally women don't just want a fark. They actually want a relationship. Whereas a lot of men just want to fark and then to move on. Lots of successful men who could pick up women go to hookers precisely because they can pay, fark and leave.

Thanks for regaling us with an observation that could have been made by anyone over the age of 6. Also women must make the consideration that sitting at a bar alone can turn into being discovered in a shallow grave.

Iron Chef Scottish: I'm a hair cutting Indian c*cksucker with no balls, so I'm really getting a kick out of some of these replies.

So... do you have MSN?

micuu: Man, I'm going to the wrong barbers....

Now you know why Andy was always going to see Floyd.

farkeruk: Women are paying for uncomplicated sex?

If you're a woman, climb into a short dress with some cleavage, put on some makeup and go sit at a city bar with a cocktail alone. Before you've reached the bottom of the glass, you'll have offers. If all you want is a fark and not a relationship afterwards, you can get it for free.

But can you get the guarantee of satisfaction that a skilled professional can give you? Cause when you rate the sounds of that compared to, say, a moderately sloshed bar dweller...

/never paid for it.
//has had drunken free sex.

"Andy, Andy, Andy, oh, er, Andy, she, Andy, oh my, Andy."

The Mrs. is starting to suspect. She wants to know why it always costs me 4 bits for a shave and a haircut.

farkeruk: Women are paying for uncomplicated sex?

If you're a woman, climb into a short dress with some cleavage, put on some makeup and go sit at a city bar with a cocktail alone. Before you've reached the bottom of the glass, you'll have offers. If all you want is a fark and not a relationship afterwards, you can get it for free.

And here's a big difference about hookers: generally women don't just want a fark. They actually want a relationship. Whereas a lot of men just want to fark and then to move on. Lots of successful men who could pick up women go to hookers precisely because they can pay, fark and leave.

1. To have sex, women need a relationship, men just need a place.
2. Men don't pay hookers for sex, they pay them to leave afterwards.
3. What's the difference between a hooker, a girlfriend and a wife? After sex;
The hooker says, "You were great."
The girlfriend says, "Was that as good for you as it was for me?" The wife says , "White.... I think I'll paint the ceiling white."

As someone who practices tantric yoni massage, I'm getting a kick out of these replies...

wonder how Sarah Palin likes her "happy endings" (right of article)

GBmanNC

lol I said, allegedly becuase that's what they claim, I can't prove my mother and cousin were telling the truth...I was totally startled when he started in on the tits and stopped him there...also, usually you have a massage naked and the body parts not being massaged are covered by sheets....not this guy...we were all butt naked on the table...

Now that was a one off...I do know of some high maintenance spas where happy endings etc are off menu but available

Paying to get off by some massage therapist strikes me as slightly desperate and not very attractive.

But then again, not my place to judge other women. If this works for those girls more power to 'em.

Back when Indian barbers were eunuchs, a chap could get a shave, a haircut and, afterwards, fellatio.

Thank you... no.

Nearby where I live, a hair stylist salon stays open until 3 AM. I've never been in there, but I assume that stylist offers happy endings. Do people actually go to get their hair cut after midnight?

Semi-Sane: Nearby where I live, a hair stylist salon stays open until 3 AM. I've never been in there, but I assume that stylist offers happy endings. Do people actually go to get their hair cut after midnight?

Not terribly subtle if something -is- going on is it.

Is Sarah Palin a tiresome supermom? Does she need a happy ending?

Judging by the FARK story about the woman busted for bigamy (the one hit in the face with the Ugly Stick), any woman can get sex without having to pay, pretty much anytime she wants.

Having it be 'safe sex' or 'good sex' is another matter.

Nearby where I live, a hair stylist salon stays open until 3 AM. I've never been in there, but I assume that stylist offers happy endings. Do people actually go to get their hair cut after midnight?

Actually, yes, people do get their hair cut that late at night. There are a lot of people who work two jobs, and don't get off till midnight or later. So, generally in poorer, urban, working class neighborhoods, there are salons that stay open till the middle of the night.

Suddenly, an experience I had with a masseur in Japan makes sense! He was blind, and his hands went where they weren't supposed to. For a moment, I thought that maybe, being blind, he had made an innocent mistake. Then, I realized that wasn't possible, and fled. Perhaps this was an item regularly on the menu for his other female clients, and I'd just not understood.

Came for the Quagmire giggity. Leave satisfied.

Against all better judgment, I like the way the Presidential campaign is developing ...

Full Release.

quizzical1: Suddenly, an experience I had with a masseur in Japan makes sense! He was blind, and his hands went where they weren't supposed to. For a moment, I thought that maybe, being blind, he had made an innocent mistake. Then, I realized that wasn't possible, and fled. Perhaps this was an item regularly on the menu for his other female clients, and I'd just not understood.

Sooo... the happy ending of the blind swordsman?

/what?
//it was all Ichi

Great Odins Raven: Back when Indian barbers were eunuchs, a chap could get a shave, a haircut and, afterwards, fellatio.

WTF?

Shave
and
a
haircut
suck
dick

Nightmaretony: Great Odins Raven: Back when Indian barbers were eunuchs, a chap could get a shave, a haircut and, afterwards, fellatio.

WTF?

Shave
and
a
haircut
suck
dick

*wipes tear from eye*

...comic gold.

WTF?

Shave
and
a
haircut
suck
dick

- OH, snap......man that's funny.

oh yes

oh baby

unnnhhh

Burma Shave