I for one welcome our new washing machine cowborg overlords.

I'm pretty sure that's a dryer drum, not a washing machine. But, IANAAR.

/I am not an appliance repairman

2xhelix: I for one welcome our new washing machine cowborg overlords.

I wish some women had those same controls.

Cue the FAIL caption.

The cow was probably pretty agitated after that.

As a washingmachine, I'm NOT getting a kick out of this.

the animal charity warned today that fly tipping can cause serious harm to [really, really, really stupid] animals

FTFT

fly tipping can cause serious harm to animals

Fly tipping? What, aren't they strong enough to tip the cows?

/I think there might be a language barrier here

That pic is the funniest thing I've seen all day.

/+1

That blue cow is kind of disturbing, especially since I just found out what a "cannulated" cow is...

But "washing moo-chine", now that's comedy :D

wildcardjack: fly tipping can cause serious harm to animals

Fly tipping? What, aren't they strong enough to tip the cows?

/I think there might be a language barrier here

That would be dumping illegally. As in littering.

/Have a seat on the Group W bench.

who leaves a washing machine out in some pasture like that anyways? where do you plug it in?

THE SUN

THIS silly cow

Silly cow = an expression often used to describe a stupid woman.

2xhelix: I for one welcome our new washing machine cowborg overlords.

That "choco milk" setting scares me.

FrancoFile: wildcardjack: fly tipping can cause serious harm to animals

Fly tipping? What, aren't they strong enough to tip the cows?

/I think there might be a language barrier here

That would be dumping illegally. As in littering.

/Have a seat on the Group W bench.

I'll take your word on that, but I still don't "get it."

Curious: What Americanisms baffle the Brits?

/USA and England... seperated by a common language.
//bumbershoot

Cows are simple, curious creatures.

This one is a Black Angus, I believe, a popular breed bred primarily for beef but which also gives decent milk. McDonald's (Canada) currently has a premium Angus burger to compete with Harvey's, which has had one for years.

Sounds funny with a Scottish accent:

Och! Angus! Ye have your head caught in the washing machine agin!

trapped beast is trapped.

"The cow will surely not make that moo-stake again!"

Truly, truly awful. It doesn't even work.

Oh, AHAHAHAHAHA! They said moo-chine! AHAHAHAHAHA! It's funny because it's a combination of machine and moo, a reference to the sound a cow makes! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ans at the end they said moo-stake!!!! And in the related story they say TAIL-BACK!

My good jelly-mould god, Sun readers are such a bunch of farking morons. I mean do they actively enjoy being treated like five year-olds or freakin' what?

Richard Saunders: bumbershoot

O RLY? (new window)

:)

I can't believe I'm the Weeners this. (new window)

Nullav: I can't believe I'm the Weeners this. (new window)

Filterpwn't. :(

This happens to me constantly.

/Not a cow
//Kinda look like one, but NOT.

fatassbastard: Richard Saunders: bumbershoot

O RLY? (new window)

:)

Very good. Now explain "barking spider."
:)

Richard Saunders: Very good. Now explain "barking spider."

That's why God invented UrbanDictionary.com. (new window)

:)

I love the Sun.

The cow will surely not make that moo-stake steak again!

FIFY

/mmmm moo steaks..

was she just trying to get utterly clean?

/another failed attempt at humor

You guys are really milking this...


/nope, nothing, nada

What sort of ahole would have his cow do his laundry for him?

SonOfSpam: I'm pretty sure that's a dryer drum, not a washing machine. But, IANAAR.

Yes, it looks like a clothes dryer drum. Washer drums are perforated for water to flow out around the perimeter during drain and spin cycles. OTOH, as the airflow in a dryer is typically from the rear to the front, their drums are solid.

/IANAAR professionally, but have worked on quite a few appliances myself.
//Washing moo-chine? The Pun is there.

My good jelly-mould god, Sun readers are such a bunch of farking morons. I mean do they actively enjoy being treated like five year-olds or freakin' what?

Why are you in such a hoof?