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(TC Palm) Florida 40-year old woman has sex with 16-year old boy, is sentenced to jail after court finds her not attractive enough for probation   (tcpalm.com) divider line 159
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Dead for Tax Reasons [TotalFark] 2008-08-30 03:22:05 PM  
ftfa: the victim and his family stayed away "because it was too painful,"

the only pain the kid was feeling was the thought of his source of ass is behind bars

 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2008-08-30 03:54:19 PM  
FTA: Her husband, Charles Harvey, wasn't present because he was sick, Meadows said.

I'd be 'sick' too if my wife felt the need to fool around with a minor.

Half your age plus 7 weeps in the corner.

 
TommyymmoT [TotalFark] 2008-08-30 04:29:10 PM  
HERE SHE BE

img177.imageshack.us

 
JerkyMeat 2008-08-30 04:54:46 PM  
America is retarded.

 
Inflatable Rhetoric 2008-08-30 04:54:50 PM  
God, how that kid suffered.

 
bim1154 [TotalFark] 2008-08-30 04:56:46 PM  
You just know she has that coarse black hair around her asshole. No thanks.

 
Testiclaw 2008-08-30 04:57:00 PM  
How are these kids doing this?

I would have loved to be able to pick up Cougars when I was 15 or 16!

 
theurge14 2008-08-30 04:57:05 PM  
30 years huh?

Well, when she's 70 and she finally gets out of the clink, what do you think will be the first thing she's gonna go do?

Yep. Wouldn't you?

 
JasonThomasX 2008-08-30 04:57:10 PM  
THIRTY YEARS???

Are you f'ing kidding me? She gave that guy the time of his life and she's going away for 30 years? People actually harm other people and get less prison time than that. What a load of crap.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-08-30 04:57:18 PM  
I'd hit it.

 
stephen02tb 2008-08-30 04:57:30 PM  
why are these rulings so crazy lopsided? it didnt even sound (from the limited info in the article) that she was in any authoritative position over the boy...which generally makes the offense much more severe

 
MIguy [TotalFark] 2008-08-30 04:57:38 PM  
30 farking years?

 
TheMega 2008-08-30 04:57:40 PM  
Amazing if they are hot they get probation... if not, jail. Justice?

Where?

 
Caulfield 2008-08-30 04:58:17 PM  
PoopStain: Meh. Three beers and a joint and I'd throw it in her.

I humbly offer the Caulfield Rule of Thumb for "wouldja":

If you were snowed in at the Holiday Inn in Lincoln, Nebraska, and you saw that on a bar stool next to you, and nobody would ever know...

/sure, why not
//it's farking Nebraska

 
castufari 2008-08-30 05:00:11 PM  
Jesus H....30 years? Insane. And stupid. She could have killed the kid and been out in less time. Accidentally "run him over" and received, oh, 45 days.

Amerika.

 
GBmanNC 2008-08-30 05:00:21 PM  
PoopStain: TommyymmoT: HERE SHE BE

Meh. Three beers and a joint and I'd throw it in her.


Yeah, not hideous. Id hit it if I was 16 or drunk. But why the 30 year prison term, murderers get out in less time.

 
natas6.0 2008-08-30 05:00:35 PM  
I grew up in boys homes
If I woulda seen this gal at any point up to 18, I would have utterly destroyed her poor little box

 
theurge14 2008-08-30 05:00:56 PM  
By the way, this is Florida law:

794.05 Unlawful sexual activity with certain minors.--

(1) A person 24 years of age or older who engages in sexual activity with a person 16 or 17 years of age commits a felony of the second degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082, s. 775.083, or s. 775.084. As used in this section, "sexual activity" means oral, anal, or vaginal penetration by, or union with, the sexual organ of another; however, sexual activity does not include an act done for a bona fide medical purpose.

(2) The provisions of this section do not apply to a person 16 or 17 years of age who has had the disabilities of nonage removed under chapter 743.

(3) The victim's prior sexual conduct is not a relevant issue in a prosecution under this section.

(4) If an offense under this section directly results in the victim giving birth to a child, paternity of that child shall be established as described in chapter 742. If it is determined that the offender is the father of the child, the offender must pay child support pursuant to the child support guidelines described in chapter 61.

 
greyspace 2008-08-30 05:01:32 PM  
In most cultures, a 16 yr old boy with an older woman is not wrong.

30 yrs is insanity. I wonder what kind of culture we are making where boys are kept in perpetual adolescence. Whatever it is, it will not be good.

 
omgdiaf 2008-08-30 05:01:37 PM  
media.tcpalm.com

With a 2x4 I'd hit it...

 
bim1154 [TotalFark] 2008-08-30 05:02:08 PM  
natas6.0: I grew up in boys homes
If I woulda seen this gal at any point up to 18, I would have utterly destroyed her poor little box


Yea.. I was constantly looking up or attempting to look up any dress I could. I was a pud pulling little maniac before 17.

 
Wizzin 2008-08-30 05:03:20 PM  
I read the headline, saw the pictures, and I have to agree.

 
foil helmet guy 2008-08-30 05:03:27 PM  
She should of killed him, would of received less time.

 
TheRealKlaatu 2008-08-30 05:04:38 PM  
punishment > crime

 
bolzy 2008-08-30 05:04:45 PM  
How dare she fulfill the frenzied masturbation fantasies of a 16 year old horny bundle of raging harmones. Thats outrageous! this is gotta be stopped!!!

/stupidest farking hypocrisy of all time!

 
theurge14 2008-08-30 05:05:29 PM  
greyspace: In most cultures, a 16 yr old boy with an older woman is not wrong.

Yeah, um, not really, and not so much.

But if your point is to mock the US by all means don't let me stop you.

 
sewiusproductions 2008-08-30 05:05:56 PM  
JasonThomasX: THIRTY YEARS???

Are you f'ing kidding me? She gave that guy the time of his life and she's going away for 30 years? People actually harm other people and get less prison time than that. What a load of crap.


your standards, I see two of them...

 
bearded clamorer 2008-08-30 05:06:26 PM  
bim1154: You just know she has that coarse black hair around her asshole. No thanks.

Cherry slush... meet monitor.
You bastard.
LOL

 
Amigajoe [TotalFark] 2008-08-30 05:06:36 PM  
-While 30 years may sound excessive, I strongly suspect he'll suspend a big piece o' that; they often do that even when the perp deserves the full stretch...

 
Alphax 2008-08-30 05:07:08 PM  
Sentence does NOT fit the 'crime'.

 
henryhill 2008-08-30 05:08:06 PM  
Can we give Florida to Cuba? Please.

 
austerity101 2008-08-30 05:08:27 PM  
greyspace: In most cultures other states, a 16 yr old boy with an older woman is not wrong.

FTFY.

In 30 of the 50 states, the age of consent is 16, including Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, and North and South Carolina. It's just absurd to think that something that would be completely legal a few miles away basically puts this woman away
for life in Florida.

 
Yoeman 2008-08-30 05:08:37 PM  
That's absolutely insane, 30 years???
My kid is 17, if he was banging one of his female teachers I would give him a high five. This kind of punishment is beyond ridiculous.

 
4th Yorkshireman of the Apocalypse 2008-08-30 05:08:41 PM  
I would say "good", but she'll probably win her appeal and get community service instead.

 
Single White Male 2008-08-30 05:09:11 PM  
omgdiaf: With a 2x4 I'd hit it...

img373.imageshack.us

 
Brown Jenkems 2008-08-30 05:09:19 PM  
bim1154: You just know she has that coarse black hair around her asshole. No thanks.

Nice.

 
The Angry Hand of God 2008-08-30 05:09:39 PM  
bim1154: You just know she has that coarse black hair around her asshole. No thanks.

I've been wondering what was stuck in my teeth.

 
c1nd3r 2008-08-30 05:13:00 PM  
30 farking years? holy farking shiat. America is so farked up. Murders and real child rapists/murders don't even get that shiat. farked up. So very farked up.

 
Semi-Sane 2008-08-30 05:14:22 PM  
I agree that some punishment is necessary for breaking the law, but 30 years in prison for banging a 16 year old? That is absurd.

Some serious criminals, such as murderers, rapists, etc., get a lot less jail time than that. Our judicial system isn't very just.

 
Testiclaw 2008-08-30 05:15:01 PM  
Does anybody have a link for contacting the Judge/Court that's handling this?

I'm wondering if a Fark mass-email would help this crap get reduced.

 
GBmanNC 2008-08-30 05:15:01 PM  
theurge14: greyspace: In most cultures, a 16 yr old boy with an older woman is not wrong.

Yeah, um, not really, and not so much.

But if your point is to mock the US by all means don't let me stop you.


Those show that a 16 year old is predominantly considered "legal" around the world, hell plenty of states in the US. Or am I missing something?

 
AliasUndercover 2008-08-30 05:16:03 PM  
Sounds like a judge is running for reelection.

 
Semi-Sane 2008-08-30 05:18:04 PM  
My favorite part of the article is this...

"Her husband, Charles Harvey, wasn't present because he was sick, Meadows said."

Sick of her shiat most likely.

 
bitwhore 2008-08-30 05:18:38 PM  
theurge14: By the way, this is Florida law:

794.05 Unlawful sexual activity with certain minors.--

(1) A person 24 years of age or older who engages in sexual activity with a person 16 or 17 years of age commits a felony of the second degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082, s. 775.083, or s. 775.084. As used in this section, "sexual activity" means oral, anal, or vaginal penetration by, or union with, the sexual organ of another; however, sexual activity does not include an act done for a bona fide medical purpose.

Gotta wonder what constitutes a bona fide medical purpose in Florida.

Ummm...yeah...I'm gonna take your temperature now so please drop your pants...What?...No really! It's a 'special' thermometer....

 
bolzy 2008-08-30 05:18:50 PM  
Testiclaw: Does anybody have a link for contacting the Judge/Court that's handling this?

I'm wondering if a Fark mass-email would help this crap get reduced.


This page has name of the Judge.(Pops)

 
naveline 2008-08-30 05:19:11 PM  
Dear God. She should have stalked and killed him, she'd have gotten less time.

This just doesn't seem like a case of a teary-eyed rape victim pleading for the rapist who violated and destroyed him to be put away for the sake of others.

This is a case of "my parents got a fantastic lawyer to satisfy their feelings of eewwwwwwwwww."

But what do I know. I wasn't there. Thank the good lord above.

 
4th Yorkshireman of the Apocalypse 2008-08-30 05:19:58 PM  
Semi-Sane: I agree that some punishment is necessary for breaking the law, but 30 years in prison for banging a 16 year old? That is absurd.

Some serious criminals, such as murderers, rapists, etc., get a lot less jail time than that. Our judicial system isn't very just.


Do people with 5 counts of murder get less time than this?

 
Begoggle 2008-08-30 05:20:48 PM  
petru.paler.net

 
sjbiars 2008-08-30 05:21:49 PM  
WOW... 30 years. That is crazy. I thought 16 was the age of consent in most states?

 
antlyon 2008-08-30 05:22:02 PM  
Yoeman: That's absolutely insane, 30 years???
My kid is 17, if he was banging one of his female teachers I would give him a high five. This kind of punishment is beyond ridiculous.


This

 
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