I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."


/shamelessly hotlinked

Shenanigans

Prank of the year? Is it November already?

OK. Go ahead, Lardass.

Aside from the fact that the perp might have endangered the lives of people in need of emergency assistance, he compounded his crime by having no original comedic material ready for his prime-time performance.

That sounds like a challenge.

/"Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless."

the only "stupid asshole" (as they put it) associated with that 'article' was the author

THE ARISTOCRATS!!

Things I learned from Fark #327:

Heroes steal public property and interfere with offical business.

And by public property, I mean police property that our tax dollars purchased

ubermensch: Things I learned from Fark #327:

Heroes steal public property and interfere with offical business.

My internet, get off it

...How did they catch him?

ubermensch: And by public property, I mean police property that our tax dollars purchased

That's why I don't pay taxes. His material was weak though.

Snarfangel:

/"Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless."

male suspect driving a ... car of some sort, heading in the direction of that place that sells chili.

Did somebody say "Doughnuts"?

ubermensch: And by public property, I mean police Fire Department property that our tax dollars purchased

FTFY

Talk about fair and balanced! It's just a matter of time before Fox News and Pegasus News merge.

"He is in a vehicle!"

"Make and color?"

"A black...tank."

ubermensch: offical business.

I bet this guy is a blast at the office Christmas party

That was a news site? Looked more like someone's blog.

Do they encrypt the police frequency now? I always thought any old schmoe could transmit on the police frequency with a not-too-fancy transceiver. Why would you need to steal a police radio to do this?

/just asking
//donuts, I smiled
///DTRTFA properly

Ta Da!

I'm glad to see that there are some journalists who are capable of leaving their personal bias out of their articles.

NuttierThanEver: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."


/shamelessly hotlinked

and what i came in for.

thank you

One day the police will learn to guard their own shiat from anyone with half a thought about f*cking with the Man.

/Best place to commit crime is within 2 blocks of the cop station.

Get Lost: One day the police will learn to guard their own shiat from anyone with half a thought about f*cking with the Man.

So you're saying they should be guarding their toilets?

/Nothing to go on

You know these boys, they get that syrup in their systems and they get all ancy in there panceys.



/...meow

is it just me, or does the reporter sound a little bitter?

NuttierThanEver: <img src="http://www.coxian.com/media/photos/supertroopers_2001_cropped.jpg" width="455" height="648">

I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."


/shamelessly hotlinked

Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shiat on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?

Looking for Officer Lard-Ass

So a guy managed to rip off a bunch of police property and he's the "bonehead" here?

Nuh-uh.

/Just like John Dillinger...art for art's sake.

It's Stedenko!

/bye bye Lardass

He should have come up with something better. Also, how did they catch him? Did he broadcast from the same place all the time? Amateur.

Article writer is wrong. That is funny as hell.

/And I haven't even been stoned in like 10-15 years.

/Hotlinked...I didn't make it.

AliasUndercover: He should have come up with something better. Also, how did they catch him? Did he broadcast from the same place all the time? Amateur.

We've known how to triangulate on a radio signal since we had spies in enemy territory during WWII. I'm sure the equipment is better.

Now, imagine you've got a couple of units in the neighbourhood with the equipment ready to go. It's not going to take long to find the jerk.

The author is one of those whiny Farkers who posts, "Can we please drop the _____ cliche? It's getting old." whenever someone uses a cliche.

I had a buddy in high school who stole one of the security radios. Every day when school was letting out we would hide in his van and trash talk over the radio. We would wait til there was a hawt girl near them and then say all kinds of nasty shiat. They would say things like "we're gonna find you one day mystery man!" and we would crack up laughing.

Good times. Good times. Here's a picture of me in class...



No, not Spicoli, that dork sitting next to him. That's me.

"OFFICER DOWN!!! OFFICER DOWN!!! I'M TAKING AUTOMATIC FIR.." *click*

Throw electronic device away, hilarity ensues!!!

So obligatory.

For those of you calling the cops dumb because they didn't guard their sh*t, you should go back and RTFA. The transmitters were stolen from the fire department and the guy just used them to tune intro police frequency. so you should feel quite stupid about calling someone stupid who was not involved, stupid. Oh and now we get to make fun of the cops AND the firemen.

that was an ungood story

OutsmartBullet: ...How did they catch him?

Probably chased him around the suburbs in his Jeep until they triangulated his dumb ass on the high school football field.


/hotlinked FM Bandwidth Piraty goodness

Submitter= 14 yrs. old.

But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun!

Yeah, and his shenanigans are cruel and tragic.

Which... makes them not really shenanigans at all.

Evil shenanigans!

video goodness (new window)

I was working at a jobsite outside of Olympia Washington when I found out by accident that one of the channels on our crew radios had the same frequency as the local McDonald's wireless headsets. We had fun on our lunchbreaks driving past the place and ordering a gangload of food that no one wanted. I would have liked to see the look on the face of the drive-thru customer who got handed 14 Big Macs, 10 Quarter Pounders and two dozen large fries!