How about Darwinned?

Wow, ... just wow. Sucks to be them :(

A new level of stupid.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Yes, my children.....stupid truly is as stupid does.

Glad one of them died before he was able to procreate.

simple solution : speed bumps

Uhm..."driver of the motorcycle may face charges of reckless driving" ??? I thought it would be more like vehicular manslaughter.

I'm getting a kick out of this.....

I love hearing stories like this. I love it when they take themselves out before hurting some kid or something.

Morans.

Hope that footage gets a lot of views!!11!!

As a side story, a friend of mine up in PA lives on a road known for 'late night' drag racing, both motorcycle and car. He routinely lays wood strips with nails and screws in them on the street, it actually works pretty well. They either come to a screeching halt when they see 'em coming, or he has the pleasure of knowing they're going to be running flat soon enough.

Cops wouldnt' do anything, so it's the next best thing I guess.

Just put the Video on the Headstone.

Does' not Pop
copy n past..

www.theinternetpatrol.com/video-headstone-vidstones-serenity-panel-celebrates-li fe-after-death.
Lazy ////

Hey kids!

I've yet to see anyone launch a bottle rocket with the stick stuck into their penis!

Go for it!

just because you CAN make a video and post it to Noobtube does not mean that you should.

checklist:
[ ]Safety equipment
[ ]Remote camera control
[ ]people watching for traffic
[ ]Permit for filming
[ ]Common sense
[x]Camera

Alright let's film this thing!
/Leeerooooyyy Jeeeenkiiiiinssss!!
//end rant

They should honor his sacrifice by posting the vid right away -- set to a death metal soundtrack, of course.

BusaPilot: Uhm..."driver of the motorcycle may face charges of reckless driving" ??? I thought it would be more like vehicular manslaughter.

THIS

Amateur Motorcycle Stunt Filming Goes Horribly Wrong

I guess that depends on your point of view.

Oppp's
"PASTE"

jfarkinB: Amateur Motorcycle Stunt Filming Goes Horribly Wrong

I guess that depends on your point of view.

Exactly. IMHO, if no innocent bystanders were hurt it went 100% right.

So....where's the Youtube link?

Pepperoni and Cheese?

FTFA: "driver of the motorcycle may face charges of reckless driving"

Seems a little excessive. The guy got severely hurt and his friend is dead because of his dumb ass actions. The things this guy is going to have to live with for the rest of his life are by far punishment enough. I doubt he'll be doing any more reckless driving.

ihatedumbpeople: I love hearing stories like this. I love it when they take themselves out before hurting some kid or something.

Morans.

Hope that footage gets a lot of views!!11!!

As a side story, a friend of mine up in PA lives on a road known for 'late night' drag racing, both motorcycle and car. He routinely lays wood strips with nails and screws in them on the street, it actually works pretty well. They either come to a screeching halt when they see 'em coming, or he has the pleasure of knowing they're going to be running flat soon enough.

Cops wouldnt' do anything, so it's the next best thing I guess.


Err, couldn't that kill someone drag racing on a motorcycle? I don't ride so I don't really know, but it just seems dangerous.

Kind of like drag racing in the first place.

Honest Bender: FTFA: "driver of the motorcycle may face charges of reckless driving"

Seems a little excessive. The guy got severely hurt and his friend is dead because of his dumb ass actions. The things this guy is going to have to live with for the rest of his life are by far punishment enough. I doubt he'll be doing any more reckless driving.

The alternative is vehicular manslaughter.

BusaPilot: Uhm..."driver of the motorcycle may face charges of reckless driving" ??? I thought it would be more like vehicular manslaughter.

Actually, I think this one would be vehicular homicide.

Ah, Youtube...

Technology's answer to natural selection.


/ride a motorcycle
//hate idiots that make bikers look brain-dead

"May" face charges?? What does it take to get a ticket in that town?

One less moron. Awesome.

ihatedumbpeople: As a side story, a friend of mine up in PA lives on a road known for 'late night' drag racing, both motorcycle and car. He routinely lays wood strips with nails and screws in them on the street, it actually works pretty well. They either come to a screeching halt when they see 'em coming, or he has the pleasure of knowing they're going to be running flat soon enough.

You can do this? Great! I've got a sling-loaded sound-activated bowling ball catapult system ready for the subwoofer crowd that drive by my place all night long.

I was under the impression that you COULDN'T go all vigilante on drivers that annoy you, but I see from your post that I was mistaken. See you all later! Remember to turn down your car stereo if you drive near my house!

Pyr0: So....where's the Youtube link?

Here (new window)

/obvious

ihatedumbpeople: As a side story, a friend of mine up in PA lives on a road known for 'late night' drag racing, both motorcycle and car. He routinely lays wood strips with nails and screws in them on the street, it actually works pretty well. They either come to a screeching halt when they see 'em coming, or he has the pleasure of knowing they're going to be running flat soon enough.

As a former resident of rural PA that used to come home at all hours of the night as a teenager and got lots of flat tires, I say fark your friend. I'm a responsible driver and if I'd gotten a flat tire because some other dicks happened to be racing on the road I happened to be on, I'd spend as long as it took finding your friend so I could report him to the police.

NYZooMan:
Hey kids!

I've yet to see anyone launch a bottle rocket with the stick stuck into their penis!

Go for it!

I don't think you could stick anything in my penis right now, it just crawled up into my spleen after I read that.

Dude got hit by a bike going 110 MPH? I wonder what kind of trauma that must do to the body.

Ashtrey: ihatedumbpeople: I love hearing stories like this. I love it when they take themselves out before hurting some kid or something.

Morans.

Hope that footage gets a lot of views!!11!!

As a side story, a friend of mine up in PA lives on a road known for 'late night' drag racing, both motorcycle and car. He routinely lays wood strips with nails and screws in them on the street, it actually works pretty well. They either come to a screeching halt when they see 'em coming, or he has the pleasure of knowing they're going to be running flat soon enough.

Cops wouldnt' do anything, so it's the next best thing I guess.


Err, couldn't that kill someone drag racing on a motorcycle? I don't ride so I don't really know, but it just seems dangerous.

Kind of like drag racing in the first place.

Not really. By drag racing you're putting your own life in danger. By doing it on a public side street (not in a rural area there louiedog) you're risking the lives of children or anyone else in the area.

Vigilante style? Sure...but like I mentioned, the cops won't do anything when called. They will continue to do nothing until someone ends up getting killed. It always takes a fatality to change something, no one can ever 'see it coming' for some reason.

Pyr0

So....where's the Youtube link?

/came here to say this

No Such Agency: NYZooMan:
Hey kids!

I've yet to see anyone launch a bottle rocket with the stick stuck into their penis!

Go for it!

I don't think you could stick anything in my penis right now, it just crawled up into my spleen after I read that.

Hi:

You obviously don't believe in Penis Power!

Link (The crazy Penis Power woman on You Tube.)

FarkOffAndEatShirts: Ah, Youtube...

Technology's answer to natural selection.


/ride a motorcycle
//hate idiots that make bikers look brain-dead

there are more and more of them on the roads every day. I have never seen so many bad bikers in my life.

louiedog: ihatedumbpeople: As a side story, a friend of mine up in PA lives on a road known for 'late night' drag racing, both motorcycle and car. He routinely lays wood strips with nails and screws in them on the street, it actually works pretty well. They either come to a screeching halt when they see 'em coming, or he has the pleasure of knowing they're going to be running flat soon enough.

As a former resident of rural PA that used to come home at all hours of the night as a teenager and got lots of flat tires, I say fark your friend. I'm a responsible driver and if I'd gotten a flat tire because some other dicks happened to be racing on the road I happened to be on, I'd spend as long as it took finding your friend so I could report him to the police.

Wasn't in a rural area. We're talking side street in the middle of Erie, PA. Lots of accidents waiting to happen...kids running out in the road, cars backing into the road...heck, other cars on the same road. these idiots go FLYING down these back roads, usually blowing through stoplights and everything along the way. As far as I'm concerned (and pretty much everyone that lives on the street was concerned) a flat tire is the least those a-holes deserve.

Portugal. The Man: Dude got hit by a bike going 110 MPH? I wonder what kind of trauma that must do to the body.

Ever see the carcass of a deer hit by a truck?

JSieverts: BusaPilot: Uhm..."driver of the motorcycle may face charges of reckless driving" ??? I thought it would be more like vehicular manslaughter.

Actually, I think this one would be vehicular homicide.

Nah. This is obviously a case of assisted suicide. Since I am a supporter of a person's right to choose euthanasia, I'd say no charges for the motorcyclist, plus the family of the recipient of the gift of death should reimburse the motorcyclist for this selfless act of love by paying for his gas, medical expenses, and any damages to his bike.

Didn't one of you call for an Arkansas tag the other day?

A residential street near me has a very conveniently placed dip in the road. I wonder how many teenagers have bottomed out there over the years.

Honest Bender: FTFA: "driver of the motorcycle may face charges of reckless driving"

Seems a little excessive. The guy got severely hurt and his friend is dead because of his dumb ass actions. The things this guy is going to have to live with for the rest of his life are by far punishment enough. I doubt he'll be doing any more reckless driving.

Guys like that normally don't care about any one other than themselves. Last month some doped up kid plowed into two pedestrians in Philly, killing one of them. The little bastard then puts his mugshot on his myspace page while whining about how farked up it is that this happenend to him. Throw the book at this loser.

Portugal. The Man: Dude got hit by a bike going 110 MPH? I wonder what kind of trauma that must do to the body.

Force equals mass times acceleration.

That kind.

ihatedumbpeople - I love hearing stories like this. I love it when they take themselves out before hurting some kid or something.

Morans.

Hope that footage gets a lot of views!!11!!

As a side story, a friend of mine up in PA lives on a road known for 'late night' drag racing, both motorcycle and car. He routinely lays wood strips with nails and screws in them on the street, it actually works pretty well. They either come to a screeching halt when they see 'em coming, or he has the pleasure of knowing they're going to be running flat soon enough.

Cops wouldnt' do anything, so it's the next best thing I guess.


I don't normally like to do this, because it's terribly rude, but...

I call bullshiat.

I think you just thought "wouldn't it be awesome if someone laid out nail strips" but you think it would be a better story if you said it as if someone you know actually does it.

But, it's really not... because it just sounds unlikely and implausible and makes "your friend" sound like just as much an irresponsible and reckless dick as anyone who's drag-racing.

Ashtrey: ihatedumbpeople: I love hearing stories like this. I love it when they take themselves out before hurting some kid or something.

Morans.

Hope that footage gets a lot of views!!11!!

As a side story, a friend of mine up in PA lives on a road known for 'late night' drag racing, both motorcycle and car. He routinely lays wood strips with nails and screws in them on the street, it actually works pretty well. They either come to a screeching halt when they see 'em coming, or he has the pleasure of knowing they're going to be running flat soon enough.

Cops wouldnt' do anything, so it's the next best thing I guess.


Err, couldn't that kill someone drag racing on a motorcycle? I don't ride so I don't really know, but it just seems dangerous.

Kind of like drag racing in the first place.


It'd kill easily kill any motorcycle rider. Evidently that's no big deal to this jerk. "ihatedumbpeople" evidently doesn't.

/hate dumb people that is
//'cause his friend is the king of the morons

technicolor-misfit: ihatedumbpeople - I love hearing stories like this. I love it when they take themselves out before hurting some kid or something.

Morans.

Hope that footage gets a lot of views!!11!!

As a side story, a friend of mine up in PA lives on a road known for 'late night' drag racing, both motorcycle and car. He routinely lays wood strips with nails and screws in them on the street, it actually works pretty well. They either come to a screeching halt when they see 'em coming, or he has the pleasure of knowing they're going to be running flat soon enough.

Cops wouldnt' do anything, so it's the next best thing I guess.


I don't normally like to do this, because it's terribly rude, but...

I call bullshiat.

I think you just thought "wouldn't it be awesome if someone laid out nail strips" but you think it would be a better story if you said it as if someone you know actually does it.

But, it's really not... because it just sounds unlikely and implausible and makes "your friend" sound like just as much an irresponsible and reckless dick as anyone who's drag-racing.

Exactly...how do these homemade spike strips tell the difference between street racers and regular drivers? Sounds pretty douchey to me.

If enough people call the cops, eventually they will do something about it.

ihatedumbpeople:
As a side story, a friend of mine up in PA lives on a road known for 'late night' drag racing, both motorcycle and car. He routinely lays wood strips with nails and screws in them on the street, it actually works pretty well. They either come to a screeching halt when they see 'em coming, or he has the pleasure of knowing they're going to be running flat soon enough.

Cops wouldnt' do anything, so it's the next best thing I guess.

That really sucks for any law abiding citizens who happen to drive down that street. Are people supposed to call your friend for "permission" before driving to see if he approves of them using the roads at that time?

I could care less about the racers, but an innocent motorcycle rider has a good chance of being seriously injured by a board full of nails across the road at night. So the next time you see your friend, please punch him in the face for me.

If he asks why, just tell him he didn't have my permission to be breathing at that particular time.

Portugal. The Man: Dude got hit by a bike going 110 MPH? I wonder what kind of trauma that must do to the body.

death evidently

/did you eat paint chips as a kid?
//The short bus wasn't just a special bus!

FarkOffAndEatShirts: Ashtrey: Err, couldn't that kill someone drag racing on a motorcycle? I don't ride so I don't really know, but it just seems dangerous.


It'd kill easily kill any motorcycle rider.

Actually, it would pose a serious risk to someone speeding in a car too. Police stop sticks are hollow like needles. This design was adapted after solid "nail type" stop sticks caused several tires to rupture and blow out completely, where a quick and controlled deflation was the original intent.

Early stop sticks, like idiotlover's friend, risked a driver losing control when one or more tires blew out... something that is avoided with modern stop sticks.

No sympathy for stunters. Most of them are theives and pretty much deserve whats coming to them.

technicolor-misfit:
I don't normally like to do this, because it's terribly rude, but...

I call bullshiat.

I think you just thought "wouldn't it be awesome if someone laid out nail strips" but you think it would be a better story if you said it as if someone you know actually does it.

But, it's really not... because it just sounds unlikely and implausible and makes "your friend" sound like just as much an irresponsible and reckless dick as anyone who's drag-racing.

I'm also hoping this is the actual story.