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(ABC News) Dumbass 'Bling Bandit' busted when surveillance video shows his fancy ring closely resembles those given to retiring police detectives. Ooops   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 21
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keiverarrow [TotalFark] 2008-08-30 09:38:59 AM  
Wasn't that how they caught the guy in Speed?

 
rekoil [TotalFark] 2008-08-30 11:27:14 AM  
Apparently this guy has terminal cancer. Wanna bet he said to himself "Farkit, I'm gonna go out with a bling"?

 
cthu1hu 2008-08-30 11:32:27 AM  
Somewhere, Michelle Malkin is smirking.

 
phatface 2008-08-30 11:32:31 AM  
The guy's got nothing to lose.

 
flyf15 2008-08-30 11:35:06 AM  
Using rings to catch criminals?

geekoutonline.com

 
Alleyoop 2008-08-30 11:35:11 AM  
keiverarrow: Wasn't that how they caught the guy in Speed?

Cheesy watch

 
malibupetey 2008-08-30 11:36:09 AM  
That's right fellow humans, when you see your death approaching it is perfectly acceptable to do whatever it is you want to do. Steal, maim, destroy, seek revenge and destruction for your fleeting pleasures.

That is if you are a sociopath, like this guy.

 
phatface 2008-08-30 11:39:14 AM  
malibupetey: That's right fellow humans, when you see your death approaching it is perfectly acceptable to do whatever it is you want to do. Steal, maim, destroy, seek revenge and destruction for your fleeting pleasures.

That is if you are a sociopath, like this guy.


Sssshhhhhh...i'm phishing for a rotsky

 
Lumoclear 2008-08-30 11:54:54 AM  
phatface: The guy's got nothing to lose loose.

Sorry, pet peeve.

There is your rotsky for you. Now have a good weakend.

 
jjorsett 2008-08-30 12:01:12 PM  
I always thought it was bullshiat when the CSI techs hit the 'enhance' button about a hundred times and were then able to read the hands on a four-pixel watch face captured on a fifth-generation snowy VHS tape. Looks like I was wrong.

 
Moonfisher 2008-08-30 12:02:19 PM  
My husband has always said that if he were terminal, he would go rob a bunch of banks and use the money to do all sorts of weird, fun stuff. I don't think the guy's a sociopath. He didn't hurt anybody. He's just having a bit of fun.

 
phatface 2008-08-30 12:04:18 PM  
Lumoclear: phatface: The guy's got nothing to lose loose.

Sorry, pet peeve.

There is your rotsky for you. Now have a good weakend.


Thank You!
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/bored
// had nothin' too loose

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2008-08-30 12:04:24 PM  
i22.photobucket.com

 
DeRosso 2008-08-30 12:08:36 PM  
FTA: His mother, Hilda Kelson, told Newsday in Saturday editions that her son had been struggling over the past few years with the disintegration of his marriage, memories from his experience in Vietnam and, most recently, his terminal cancer diagnosis.

Almost sounds like McCain...

/Now bite, dammit!

 
kmt11 2008-08-30 01:04:15 PM  
assets.nydailynews.com

 
Beppo 2008-08-30 01:36:30 PM  
^^ Is that his picture?
He was black?

Cause that would explain a lot.

 
oh_noes111 2008-08-30 02:21:13 PM  
Does he have a family?

If I was terminal, bet your ass I'd raise funds anyway I could so my wife and child have as many resources as possible.

Some coffee cans full of cash would supplement the sympathy casseroles nicely.

 
evilmousse 2008-08-30 02:38:30 PM  
wait... finkle IS einhorn!!!

 
JesterGirl [TotalFark] 2008-08-30 02:48:30 PM  
Looking for the Ace Ventura reference, not disappointed.


Personally, I'd want to go out with a bling! Really, what have you got to lose by the time they finally nab you?

 
kapauldo 2008-08-30 04:10:21 PM  
Wow! or Meh? 'Bling Bandit' caught! It's a former NYPD detective [VOTE] - Link (new window)

 
TheHumanCannonball 2008-08-31 05:17:19 AM  
Moonfisher: My husband has always said that if he were terminal, he would go rob a bunch of banks and use the money to do all sorts of weird, fun stuff. I don't think the guy's a sociopath. He didn't hurt anybody. He's just having a bit of fun.

Or maybe your husband is a sociopath as well?

 
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