Was his name Moses?

Wow, Palin didn't look pregnant during her speech this afternoon.

MARKO

A DAY OF RECKONING

/nothing

POLO

eventhelosers: Wow, Palin didn't look pregnant during her speech this afternoon.

Winnar. Thread over. Mark it. Done.

Was it little Caylee?

I knew she was just hiding!

Oh wait...

Not impressed

Ollie ollie all come free!

haha, too funny.

"It was a game of hide-and-go-seek that turned into a day of reckoning,"

That's one of the most awesome quotes ever.

I guess baby-ditching is the new hotness.

I can't even imagine what would go on in the human psyche to abandon a new-born baby girl in the woods. Kind of makes me ill.

That said, when i was a kid, I always thought it was "Ollie Ollie Oxyn Free".

/You're still it
//Count!

You need a license to drive, but any idiot can bear young.

Now how did a newborn manage to crawl itself out of the cabbage page and all the way over to the vacant lot?

Heh, wrong thread.

Why call the cops when you can keep a perfectly good baby?

At the very least, you could raise it to become your personal bodyguard/assassin.

overlord: Heh, wrong thread.

Eh, it still works. I picture him sittting on a big rock, strapped with an I-Pod, and chuckling.

/Hear me now?
//Good.

Dear, poor, skanky, ignorant women,

STOP F*UCKING!

PUT - THE - DICK - DOWN!

Thank, you.

The state's Abandoned Infant Protection law allows parents unable to care for their newborns to leave them, no questions asked, with a responsible person at a hospital, police station or fire station.

Don't most of these now have camera systems?

overlord: Heh, wrong thread.

Still awesome though.

Was it a cabbage patch?

Diogenes: Now how did a newborn manage to crawl itself out of the cabbage page and all the way over to the vacant lot?

Come here, honey. We need to have a little talk.

FTFA:

Lilliana Williams-Rodriguez told her grandmother Thursday evening that she had found a doll in the bushes.

I've seen some strange names before but things are really getting out of hand!

/oh...

bunner: Dear, poor, skanky, ignorant women,


STOP F*UCKING!

PUT - THE - DICK - DOWN!


Thank, you.

how about the guys farking these women?

WEAR A F*CKING CONDOM!!!!

/goes both ways

Pubic Service Announcement:

"Just remember, ladies: blowjobs prevent babies."

nunia: You need a license to drive, but any idiot can bear young.


Isn't that such a sad reality? Some women desperately want children but are physically unable while others just toss theirs in a dumpster or abandon them. It's a bizarre world.

xpennyroyaltyx: bunner: Dear, poor, skanky, ignorant women,
STOP F*UCKING!
PUT - THE - DICK - DOWN!
Thank, you.
how about the guys farking these women?
WEAR A F*CKING CONDOM!!!!
/goes both ways

OR they could just try waiting until they are ready to have kids/marriage.
/I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings
//wait, no I'm not. If you aren't ready for a baby then you aren't ready for sex.

Another victory for abstinence-only education.

bunner: Dear, poor, skanky, ignorant women,

STOP F*UCKING!

PUT - THE - DICK - DOWN!

Thank, you.

You ladies are still free to give all the BJs you want.

/Just to clarify

zetawill: OR they could just try waiting until they are ready to have kids/marriage.
/I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings
//wait, no I'm not. If you aren't ready for a baby then you aren't ready for sex.

the key word there is try

because abstinence-only educations works! and sex for procreation purposes only is god's way! don't enjoy your bodies! don't express your innate human sexual drive or desires! and don't even think about using birth control!

something tells me that this baby is a direct result of this kind of thinking. see how that kind of education works? how many more babies weren't found in time? i feel bad for the child. but i feel bad for its' mother, too.

T-Luv: bunner: Dear, poor, skanky, ignorant women,

STOP F*UCKING!

PUT - THE - DICK - DOWN!

Thank, you.

You ladies are still free to give all the BJs you want.

/Just to clarify

ANAL!!!

Take in the ass like a good girl, and you won't get caught.

What the article failed to mention is that the baby is now 'it', as well.

zetawill:

oh, and by the way, i'm certainly not ready for a baby, but i'm often ready for sex! sex is amazing! you should try it! have lots! you might even get good at it!

/yay for ortho!

mephisto6: I can't even imagine what would go on in the human psyche to abandon a new-born baby girl in the woods. Kind of makes me ill.

That said, when i was a kid, I always thought it was "Ollie Ollie Oxyn Free".

/You're still it
//Count!

Only if you're playing hide and seek with particularly large boned children!

That said the thought of abandoning a baby girl makes me ill as well...I got a one year old daughter so I can't even bring myself to read the article. It just makes me sad for hours when I read crap like that.

zetawill: //wait, no I'm not. If you aren't ready for a baby then you aren't ready for sex.

Uh, no, sexual maturity occurs in the teens, some people are never ready to have children. Do you understand why it might be morally wrong to purposefully give bad advice about thing such as this?

xpennyroyaltyx
the key word there is try

because abstinence-only educations works! and sex for procreation purposes only is god's way! don't enjoy your bodies! don't express your innate human sexual drive or desires! and don't even think about using birth control!

something tells me that this baby is a direct result of this kind of thinking. see how that kind of education works? how many more babies weren't found in time? i feel bad for the child. but i feel bad for its' mother, too.

Let me guess: nobody told you where babies come from until it was too late. Did you have it killed or just throw it in the bushes?

eventhelosers: Wow, Palin didn't look pregnant during her speech this afternoon.


HAHAHAHAHAHA!! More of this please! I'd like you to put a comment like this in *every* thread.

/not for the reasons you're thinking
//thanks for the unintentional help

Bush baby?



/shave and a haircut: 2 bits

bukketmaster: Let me guess: nobody told you where babies come from until it was too late. Did you have it killed or just throw it in the bushes?

i ate it. and it was yummy.

Finders keepers!

bugmn99
What the article failed to mention is that the baby is now 'it', as well.

Congratulations: I now have to clean beer off my keyboard.

zetawill: xpennyroyaltyx: bunner: Dear, poor, skanky, ignorant women,
STOP F*UCKING!
PUT - THE - DICK - DOWN!
Thank, you.
how about the guys farking these women?
WEAR A F*CKING CONDOM!!!!
/goes both ways

OR they could just try waiting until they are ready to have kids/marriage.
/I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings
//wait, no I'm not. If you aren't ready for a baby then you aren't ready for sex.

Better idea: ADOPT.
There's no reason to pop out babies left and right when humans have already covered the planet. We have extras.
Also, it sounds rather nice to be able to skip things like childbirth and waking up at all hours of the night to change diapers and shiat.

As for sex, just wear a damn condom. It's not like they're expensive.

xpennyroyaltyx 2008-08-30 02:35:08 PM
zetawill: OR they could just try waiting until they are ready to have kids/marriage.
/I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings
//wait, no I'm not. If you aren't ready for a baby then you aren't ready for sex.

the key word there is try

because abstinence-only educations works! and sex for procreation purposes only is god's way! don't enjoy your bodies! don't express your innate human sexual drive or desires! and don't even think about using birth control!

something tells me that this baby is a direct result of this kind of thinking. see how that kind of education works? how many more babies weren't found in time? i feel bad for the child. but i feel bad for its' mother, too.

STUPID-Fail, abstinence works EVERY TIME if used. How many babies died due to abortion, early or LATE TERM survivable outside of womb by your try and HOPE it works method?

eventhelosers: Wow, Palin didn't look pregnant during her speech this afternoon.

of course she didn't, it was her daughter's baby.

ham006: STUPID-Fail, abstinence works EVERY TIME if used. How many babies died due to abortion, early or LATE TERM survivable outside of womb by your try and HOPE it works method?

"if" it is used. how many horny people just can't live up to that kind of pressure? what do they do then? especially if they've never been taught about sexuality in a healthy way.

my method isn't 'try and hope it works' my method is: 'educate them from a very young age that sexuality is normal and healthy, and should not be practicsed wantonly. you have a right to your own body, and you must choose what you want to do with it. don't throw it away because you only get one. if you are going to have sex, and i know some of you will, be safe, and take precautions.'


wow, how crazy must i sound?

/abortion isn't for me
//but if it's for someone else, who am i to stop them?

ham006: STUPID-Fail, abstinence works EVERY TIME if used. How many babies died due to abortion, early or LATE TERM survivable outside of womb by your try and HOPE it works method?

Of course abstinence works. Abstinence-only education, not so much.

Yeah, it's tough when you actually have to argue against what was posted instead of what your selective blindness allows you to read.

Yes, sex education is important but most classes don't even consider abstinence as an option and "Who am i to tell you what to put over your Tallywhacker" is just as assinine as "It's none of my business if you get an abortion" at 16. Yeah there will be some that do and some that don't.

//My opinion if u can do the "crime do the time" get knocked up, have baby and give for adoption, if no medical reason u cant have kid.

ham006: Yes, sex education is important but most classes don't even consider abstinence as an option

woah, have you BEEN to a school lately? i've had dozens of students ask me what they should do about an STI they think that they might have caught while practising 'abstinence'.

ham006: "Who am i to tell you what to put over your Tallywhacker" is just as assinine as "It's none of my business if you get an abortion" at 16

it isn't my business what someone elses' 16 year old child does or doesn't do with her vag, and it's not yours, either.

/i don't even know why i'm responding to this senselessness.