I submitted this a week ago with a slightly better headline.

I feel for Puffy, I really do. Too bad he can't power his fleet of airplanes with Cristal.

Man.
And I thought I wanted to stomp the shiat out of him BEFORE I read that.

C'mon Saudi Arabia! Shake yo crazy ass!

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Oh God.... *groan* Did he really just whine like a little biatch about having to fly commercial? I wish I had the money to fly, period.

Honestly, the filter should be turned off in regards to Mr. Combs.
I think we all we all agree he's just a worthless attractive and successful African-American.

There's no way he's serious... he does alot of stuff thats "tounge in cheek" that alot of people just don't get.. I love him.. he plays the media for his own jokes

Wow. More money more problems indeed. Wonder who he's voting for?

this farkin idiot.

i thought "we aint neva gonna stop."

Diddy bud, im still driving to my auditions, how bout a brotha man come pick me up>

Can we get a 'Douchebag' tag sometime?

You know, you would think that with all the celebrities that have to fly cross country, particularly the NYLA flight, that they would pool their resources and maybe share a private jet cross country. Sure, it costs you $200K to fuel up for the flight, but if you just get ten famous folks to chip in $20K then it starts to become worth it. I'm sure some compromises can be worked out.

/Proposing this so I don't have to share a flight with Sean "Nickname of the Month" Combs....

Perhaps we can start some sort of charity fund for him.

diddy and kanye should just get married and get it over with.

/farkin premadonnas
//was at bonnaroo
///still bitter over opting to stand and wait for kanye instead of going to ghostland observatory

Sean Combs DOES NOT OWN A PERSONAL JET.

He used to charter them.

/that is all

Agrees

But Diddy did say that Burger King is open late.

No more pterodactly eggs and diamonds for breakfast, biatches!

OH THE HORROR, THE HORROR OF FLYING COMMERCIAL!

That shiat ain't ballin. . .

But seriously, Diddy used to be P Diddy. You know why he isn't any more? Because the P "got in between him and his fans."

. . .

Yeah, he's damn stupid.

Go back to rapping poorly over songs more talented people created, Diddy.

Diddy....please DIAF!!

Seriously.

No really....I mean it.

You guys know (1) that's not the real Sean Combs, and (2), it's a joke, right? Read the youtube description.

Wow! That did read like an article from The Onion. Very good use of DUMBASS tag. "Fark that I'm back on American Airlines." That line gave me laughing fits.

It doesn't cost 200k to fuel a small private jet for the NY 2 LA flight plan. Are you filling the damn thing with Cristal bubbly water?

Last I remember seeing...he doesn't own a private jet, he uses a Quarter Share rental airplane.

Has anyone mentioned that this worthless piece of shiat should kill himself yet?

/still have no idea what he's famous for
//sure hell isn't for his "mad skillz" on the mic

"Can you believe this? I'm actually flying commercial - that's how high gas prices are. I'm at the gate right now. This is really happening - proof gas prices are too high. Tell whoever the next president is, we need to bring gas prices down. ... I can't believe I'm flying commercial. ... Even your boy is affected by gas prices."

Now, this mofo' is one nagging nagger!

The other day I was wondering why Kid Rock was still around. Screw that, why the hell is Puff Daddy still around? And why did he change his name to P. Diddy, yet people still took him seriously?

From the Youtube descriptor...

Attention all media and hate bloggers. This blog is just me making a joke about gas prices. Loosen up

It appears most of you have been had.

But he's still a douchebag.

JCC

Diddy is the black Andy Kaufman.

FeedTheCollapse: And why did he change his name to P. Diddy, yet people still took him seriously?

Because it's not uncommon for young black males to give themselves nicknames.

If I was black I'd go by "Li'l Scabz".

Brown Sauce: FeedTheCollapse: And why did he change his name to P. Diddy, yet people still took him seriously?

Because it's not uncommon for young black males to give themselves nicknames.

If I was black I'd go by "Li'l Scabz".

I have to confess. I wouldn't buy a "Li'l Scabz" CD. I can only imagine the cover: skinned knees with those patented "bling" sparkles on them.

P. Diddy is actually secretly a viral promotional campaign for a satirical comedy flick by the MadTV production crew; his record and live appearances are performed by Vanilla Ice in blackface.

Sounds like a nagger to me!!

Clearly, it's part of a Burger King marketing gimmick. They're going to have an ad campaign that ties into it next month.

Martstar: the celebrities ... (could) pool their resources and maybe share a private jet cross country. Sure, it costs you $200K to fuel up for the flight, but if you just get ten famous folks to chip in $20K then it starts to become worth it.


And then the rest of us could use those planes as target practice! F*ck celebrities.

Diddy...a man who built his career on stealing music from white people who stole music from black people.

I want you to all know I'm feeling your pain too America. I had to downgrade the construction of indoor diamond studded swiming pool to just and indoor pool.

Flashman73: Martstar: the celebrities ... (could) pool their resources and maybe share a private jet cross country. Sure, it costs you $200K to fuel up for the flight, but if you just get ten famous folks to chip in $20K then it starts to become worth it.


And then the rest of us could use those planes as target practice! F*ck celebrities.

Good idea. A Russian Ilga SAM goes for around $80,000, but if we get 100 non-famous folks to chip in $800 this also starts to become worth it.

Martstar: You know, you would think that with all the celebrities that have to fly cross country, particularly the NYLA flight, that they would pool their resources and maybe share a private jet cross country.

Didn't some enviro group try to do just this last year - but they just couldn't get enough people interested in doing it?

Diddy....I'm praying for you...(insert airplane crash joke HERE).

//currently spinning Skynrd

Yo yo yo, so lissen up, aww-ite? it's yo
boy Diddy in the house. So here's the deal, aww-ite?
So I had me a sit-down with my white jew business
manager, and my white jew investors, and so yo,
following they alls advice yo, I'm proud to
announce a pay-per-view event that will make mo' money
than Trump yo. I'm gonna commit suicide yo!
Seems like my posse been selling tickets for
this for years yo!