lol wut

I suppose this means he will no longer feel fine?

Michael Stipe needs to look at his passport. Unless it says "Earth" or "Terran Federation" or similar, he's not a world citizen.

everybody hurts, michael. everybody hurts. sometimes.

At least he's not vowing to move to Canada like the rest of the whiners promised to do if Buish was re-elected in 2004. Thank God our government insists that immigrants have an education and some vocational skills before issuing someone a work permit, which takes eliminates at least 98 per cent of the hippie drybacks and 100 per cent of the celebrities.

Michael- will you take Cindy Sheehan with you?

I don't know how we'll survive without you Mike.

Hmm, quite interesting considering that England is about to bring the Tories back to power.

stjohn: Michael Stipe needs to look at his passport. Unless it says "Earth" or "Terran Federation" or similar, he's not a world citizen.

You're troll fu is weak.

BackAssward: stjohn: Michael Stipe needs to look at his passport. Unless it says "Earth" or "Terran Federation" or similar, he's not a world citizen.

You're troll fu is weak.

His are troll fu?

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It is unfathomable to me as an American and a world citizen that anyone would vote for that man

But, but, but, what about those Americans employed by the pancake industry?

and take that guy from the b52's with you!

joe biden is going to mop the floor with palin at the debate.

how can she hope to "debate" biden?

it would be like me debating a three year old over the simple chore of making kool-aid with sugar instead of salt.

so please stay mike.

she'll only be a memory soon.

40below: At least he's not vowing to move to Canada like the rest of the whiners promised to do if Buish was re-elected in 2004. Thank God our government insists that immigrants have an education and some vocational skills before issuing someone a work permit, which takes eliminates at least 98 per cent of the hippie drybacks and 100 per cent of the celebrities.

THIS!

It also takes upwards of 4 years to complete the paper work, including background checks of your entire family. They also have to submit to a full drug test.

40below: At least he's not vowing to move to Canada like the rest of the whiners promised to do if Buish was re-elected in 2004. Thank God our government insists that immigrants have an education and some vocational skills before issuing someone a work permit, which takes eliminates at least 98 per cent of the hippie drybacks and 100 per cent of the celebrities.

That really was pretty stupid. As much as I hate the guy, I'm not planning to leave if he gets elected. I am going to leave if he starts seriously talking about reinstating the draft. I am not going to get my ass shot off for him. I'm OK with dying for my country, but not for his holy wars. Besides, McCain will never give decent support to veterans, given how many times he has opposed it in the past.

I say we lie to him, and tell him McCain won after the election. Then once he's moved, we can all have a good laugh.

Tr0mBoNe: It also takes upwards of 4 years to complete the paper work, including background checks of your entire family. They also have to submit to a full drug test.

That's true. Forget one drug, and they are all like "You're harshin' my buzz, dude," and send you back over the border.

Snarfangel: That's true. Forget one drug, and they are all like "You're harshin' my buzz, dude," and send you back over the border.

Nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, Marijuana, Extacy, and Alcohol.

/don't forget c-c-c-c-c-c-cocaine!!!
//feel good all year round.

mikemoto: Hmm, quite interesting considering that England is about to bring the Tories back to power.

Zombie Thatcher approves.


Wow. Oh, wait. That's not a Photoshop. YIKES!

Michael Stipe, despite the hype...

oldebayer: I suppose this means he will no longer feel fine?

well done

From what I hear McCain wants to buy the sky and sell the sky.

Hey, don't be so hard on the guy. Celebrities can go live anywhere they want.

It's the rest of us who have to apply for tourist and student visas just to visit some countries, or (in the case of people wanting to visit the US), never get a visa at all.

So for everyone in line all night at a US consulate or embassy around the world, Michael Stipe just freed up a spot for you!

He heard the Murmur on Radio Free Europe.

McCain has profited from life's rich demand though he suffered an Orange Crush in Vietnam and he cant lift his arms up to the sky.

Ok I've shot my load.

Kitwilly: Ok I've shot my load.

It's okay man, you can't get there from here, but I've been there...

A true patriot would stand in the place where he lives.

Aw, come on, Michael...it's not like it'd be the end of the world as we know it.

sounds like he'd be shocked to realize this country is dumb enough to elect someone like McCain.

Does he realize Bush was elected for 2 terms?

Another empty celebrity promise.

Bauer:joe biden is going to mop the floor with palin at the debate

Well of course he will, he's already copied all of the best comments from past debates!

GoDawgs!: A true patriot would stand in the place where he lives.

Heh. I larfed.

/now i face north.

But, Michael, England is half a world away.

40below: At least he's not vowing to move to Canada like the rest of the whiners promised to do if Buish was re-elected in 2004. Thank God our government insists that immigrants have an education and some vocational skills before issuing someone a work permit, which takes eliminates at least 98 per cent of the hippie drybacks and 100 per cent of the celebrities.

Don't worry, bad beer and delicacies like poutine will keep Americans away from Canada.




/Draft age son already "studying abroad"

oldebayer: I suppose this means he will no longer feel fine?

he's no longer shiny and happy

yes a country that elected bush twice could not conceivably elect an old white man over a black guy.

All he has to do is pretend Athens, GA is in Greece.

when did all the Canadians decided they mattered enough to be so smug?

If McCain is elected president, I don't think anywhere in the world will be secure from the repercussions. A man with a hair trigger temper should not be given access to the US nuclear arsenal.

wow...I never thought I'd see the day where Michael Stipe would actually give me the motivation to get out there and vote!

GO MCCAIN!!!!

FTFA: "Stipe was left devastated when the campaign, which had intended to mobilise the youth vote, did not stop George Bush's re-election."



Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness!

But does he have the spine to follow through on this?

"Believe in me, believe in nothing." - Michael Stipe

Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out, Mike.

40below: At least he's not vowing to move to Canada like the rest of the whiners promised to do if Buish was re-elected in 2004. Thank God our government insists that immigrants have an education and some vocational skills before issuing someone a work permit, which takes eliminates at least 98 per cent of the hippie drybacks and 100 per cent of the celebrities.

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I'm still waiting for Michael Moore to make good on his promise to move to Canada if Bush got re-elected. Hell, that's why I voted for W in the first place.

Verdammt, now there are two 'reasons' to vote for McCain and both announced in one day.
To all you people who don't like Michael Stipe, this is not a good reason to elect McCain.
To all you people who want a woman president and are sure the McCain will pop his clogs in less than four years, this is also not a good reason to vote for McCain.
I hope that those of you who would like to have a drink with your president and select him on the basis of which of the two you would rather hang out with have learned your lesson.
That is all.

40below: At least he's not vowing to move to Canada like the rest of the whiners promised to do if Buish was re-elected in 2004. Thank God our government insists that immigrants have an education and some vocational skills before issuing someone a work permit, which takes eliminates at least 98 per cent of the hippie drybacks and 100 per cent of the celebrities.

This. Worth again repeating again.

DistendedPendulusFrenulum: BackAssward: stjohn: Michael Stipe needs to look at his passport. Unless it says "Earth" or "Terran Federation" or similar, he's not a world citizen.

You're troll fu is weak.

His are troll fu?

.

No, no. I think he means "You are troll. Fu is weak". Now we just gotta figure out who Fu is

BobtheFascist: Another empty celebrity promise.

I wish he'd take Bono with him. I'm really tired of political celebrities.

Ah, the man's got no spine.