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(Reuters) Obvious Kenny Rogers releases new Greatest Hits compilation that is available only at Cracker Barrel. Toss a five-spot on his regular table and he'll probably perform the whole damn thing in the back of your pickup   (uk.reuters.com) divider line 18
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Cagey B [TotalFark] 2008-08-29 06:37:14 PM  
Cracker Barrel is where I will go after I'm dead as punishment for my life of misdeeds and bastardry.

 
the eidolon 2008-08-29 06:42:13 PM  
I would challenge Kenny Rogers to a game of giant checkers.

 
BigDumbGuy 2008-08-29 06:54:51 PM  
Cagey B: Cracker Barrel is where I will go after I'm dead as punishment for my life of misdeeds and bastardry.

There is no shame in being a bastard. It is your whore mother's fault. But I do agree with your anti-Cracker Barrel sentiments. I made the mistake of going there once when I was traveling downstate with my wife and daughter. Instead of something useful like a bar to sit at while waiting for a table, they have a gift shop for your wife and daughter to peruse and attempt to purchase crap until it is pointed out by you that it is cheap crap. The food was OK, but nothing more than OK.

 
ManRay [TotalFark] 2008-08-29 07:15:08 PM  
Kenny Rogers is a lot of things, but hurting for money is not one of them.

 
Isotope 2008-08-29 07:35:46 PM  
That would be so awesome.

 
Farkomatic 2008-08-29 07:46:25 PM  
He didn't always suck. Check this (new window) cover of one his tunes.

 
outatime 2008-08-29 08:03:09 PM  
Ahh, Cracker Barrel, the most appropriately-named restaurant evar.

 
shadowself 2008-08-29 08:22:05 PM  
So... this makes an even 20 greatest hits albums.

 
stahlhart 2008-08-29 08:45:22 PM  
www.provide.net

 
Trafficguy2000 2008-08-29 09:10:25 PM  
Ah Cracker Barrel, or as my Jaimacan friend would call it " Honky Bucket"

 
Ryker's Peninsula 2008-08-29 10:21:50 PM  
So it's a single with only "The Gambler" on it?

 
WrongTrousers 2008-08-30 12:49:57 AM  
Kenny.....Kenny.....

Link

 
browntimmy 2008-08-30 03:05:14 AM  
I've been there a few times, a fun game to play is to try to spot one moderately attractive patron.

/not that fun, you usually lose.

 
theurge14 2008-08-30 03:21:08 AM  
Ig-nor-a-moose!

 
castufari 2008-08-30 02:03:53 PM  
browntimmy: I've been there a few times, a fun game to play is to try to spot one moderately attractive patron.

Durham, NC, right off of 85. Not a patron but one of the staff. Name begins with C...my goodness she's cute. Has been there a while, too.

 
GrizzlyAdamsRox 2008-08-30 08:25:02 PM  
theurge14: Ig-nor-a-moose!

That's what I usually get.

the eidolon: [Total*Fark]
I would challenge Kenny Rogers to a game of giant checkers.

I LOL'd

 
JohnnyDreamboat 2008-08-31 10:21:41 PM  
I just checked in to see what condition his condition was in.

 
Great_Milenko 2008-09-02 01:53:59 PM  
Took the folks to cracker barrel over labor day weekend, because all the real restaurants were filled up. Food was okay (better than expected) but the service was annoying. Everyone there was super helpful, to the point of obnoxiousness. Prompt, non-grumpy service is nice, but I don't want my waitress to be my BFF. I went to the can, and was surprised no one offered to come in and hold it for me.

/it's still better than old country buffet though
//I promise to start referring to it as honky bucket in the future

 
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