Lars:

try it again. please

Sincerely, Everyone

At least now we know why Metallica sucks.

infidelmatt: At least now we know why Metallica sucks.

It's all Oasis' fault!

BLAME OASIS!!

why couldn't Lars have joined the 27 club

What an idiot. You don't KICK it! You *sniff* it.

/rockers are, like, so stupid.

FTFA: and peeking out the keyholes of doors for days.


?

Is this yet-another language barrier issue?

and I credit Lars Ulrich for turning me on to Napster.

Oasis trifecta in plat?

I wish he would quit playing the drums.

I loves me a Lars Ulrich/Metallica-related thread.

Please keep it goin' 'til the break o' dawn.

/comfy chair: check
//popcorn: check
///slashies: check check check

It...... It makes sense.

How's he doin' with that whole 'don't be a douche' thing?

Where's the ironic tag??

Lars was addicted to cocaine?!

I thought he was just an alcoholic...

and a jerkface/asshat.

Crewmannumber6: How's he doin' with that whole 'don't be a douche' thing?

He's certainly not getting any advice on that, not from Liam Gallagher.

Lars who?

Cocaine makes you buy a tin drum...lose all sense of ryhthm...plus you lose your ability to hear how shiatty you sound?

Who knew?

It IS a helluva drug, indeed.

I'm going to see Oasis tonight...so I'm getting a kick blahblahblah

When did this become the Oasis page?

I came for the Oasis trifecta and I'm saving seats.

cocaine intensifies your personality.

Yeah, but what if you're an asshole?

LIAM is the frontman/lead singer, not Noel. Noel is the songwriter. (The same as saying Daltrey the Who's frontman, not Townshend.)

Lazy post, subby.

nobody likes a quitter.

/obvious.

Jim R: When did this become the Oasis page?

Actually I was thinking that Fark had become the offical Metallica fan club site. There have been daily Metallica articles the past week or so.

Maybe the one of the admins makes their plush Garfield doll all gooey with man goo while humping it to "Some Kind of Monster".

Metallica documentary=Fark porn

Ulrich says, "A couple of years ago I was like, 'You know? Enough of this. I don't need it'. It was literally something that happened one morning, like 'Y'know? fark that'.

"I was very impressed with Noel Gallagher. As you know, I'm an Oasis fanatic, and Noel was like 'You know what? No more cocaine!' and I thought, 'If he can do it, everybody else can do it'.

"I had my fun with it, it was always more of a social thing. We were never like rolling around and spending days in bathroom stalls, and peeking out the keyholes of doors for days."

Who knew Lars was a Valley Girl?

In other news, Lars credits me with helping everyone who watched Some Kind of Monster to kick his ass.

Now Lars wishes he could quit the frontman from Oasis.

Lars is a self absorbed @ss who should have kept his mouth shut a long time ago.

/// They suck, couldn't pay me to listen to anything past MoP.

I bet they left out a quote in the article about Lars calling up Dave Mustaine and telling him the whole heroin thing was lame and that it's super easy to quit drugs.

Because Lars is classy like that.