submitter: the other 70% just tape a picture of dreamy Brett Favre Obama to their wife's forehead

That's more appropriate for a lot of people here.

thats not an accurate representation at all.

some of tape Stephen Hawking's photo

this is relevant to my interests

Nestea Plunge: PacManDreaming: submitter: the other 70% just tape a picture of dreamy Brett Favre Obama Ronald Reagan to their wife's forehead

Nah, I'd rather it was a photo of Margaret Thatcher.

Hah hah. I get it, subby. Sports fans are closet homos. Amirite?

Being a fan of the Bengals and Notre Dame, I have gotten a lot more sex in the past few years than football wins, believe it or not. I'm gonna have to go ahead and agree that, in a sense, wins are better because they don't happen as often.

More like tape it to the back of her head, amirite?

/HEY-ohhh

Nah, us closet-homo football lovers tape a picture Joe Namath to the woman's ass.

It's better that way. Then we ask for a finger in the anus.



/I love football
//sex is always better than football

In other news, 70% of all football fans root for the Vikings.

Maybe the guys that go aroung calling other guys homos are actually the homos. It's kinda like the who smelled it delt it rule only with gay sex.

/penis

...then there are the men who think sex is better after the woman actually says yes.

WALMART.saves: Hah hah. I get it, subby. Sports fans are closet homos. Amirite?

No. However, studies have shown that having sex while thinking about Brett Favre actually makes a man more hetero. In fact, I'd call into question the sexual orientation of a man who does NOT get at least a half-pack-o-mentos when he sees Favre throw a rocket pass into the end zone.

Dr. Frisbee: Nah, us closet-homo football lovers tape a picture Joe Namath to the woman's ass.

Nah, just make sure she's wearing pantyhose. It's more subtle.

Humean_Nature: More like tape it to the back of her head, amirite?

/HEY-ohhh

Actually, tape it to the back of yo mama's head.

PacManDreaming: submitter: the other 70% just tape a picture of dreamy Brett Favre Obama to their wife's forehead

That's more appropriate for a lot of people here.

In the 'Sports' section? Sure, if you say so, Douchey McDouche

Actually, it seems like the sportscasters are all gay for Tom Brady.

//NTTAWWT, but I get so sick of hearing about how great Brady is during Steelers games
//"Man, Big Ben's looking good out there tonight. He could be the next Tom Brady!"

I had a hard time masturbating after the mets blew a 7-0 lead to philly the other night so i am getting a kick out of this thread

asmodeus224: PacManDreaming: submitter: the other 70% just tape a picture of dreamy Brett Favre Obama to their wife's forehead

That's more appropriate for a lot of people here.

In the 'Sports' section? Sure, if you say so, Douchey McDouche

Very simple...this wasn't greenlit when I posted.

Romero: Everything feels better when you're in a good mood.

Some us just prefer the "Awww, I'm sorry your team lost, let me make you feel better" treatment that comes after a loss.

spacechicken170am: Maybe the guys that go aroung calling other guys homos are actually the homos. It's kinda like the who smelled it delt it rule only with gay sex.

Meh. Calling me gay is like calling me left-handed. It's absolutely false but so irrelevant as far as being an insult that it makes the homophobe look stupid.

I can't say sex is better after my football team wins, though. I'm a Wolverine and my girlfriend is a Buckeye. @_@

Wander00: Who is this 'Brett Favre' and which football team does he play for? Chelsea? Barcelona? Real Madrid?

He's a preoffesional football player in the NFL. He doesn't play soccer.

Guess_Who: Wander00: Who is this 'Brett Favre' and which football team does he play for? Chelsea? Barcelona? Real Madrid?

He's a proffesional football player in the NFL. He doesn't play soccer.

FTFM

Humean_Nature: More like tape it to the back of her head, amirite?

/HEY-ohhh

MAN, you are RIGHT ON

High-Five

Humean_Nature: More like tape it to the back of her head, amirite?

/HEY-ohhh

/beat me to it.

I'm Not from Here: ...then there are the men who think sex is better after the woman actually says yes. no.

/then there was the ever present football player rapist

actually, getting head from a girl WHILE watching football is good.

But the coup de gras was when she caught me looking at her and said, "Mwaahh mmhhmmph gwwmmmaamw" (watch the game)