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(700 WLW) Silly Kellie Pickler announces she hates wearing makeup. Luckily for her, makeup isn't necessary to work at Waffle House   (700wlw.com) divider line 19
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Malinki 2008-08-29 12:31:32 AM  
Why is she still getting greenlights?

www.freebeerandhotwings.com

Oh, right. Nevermind.

 
BobtheFascist 2008-08-29 01:15:39 AM  
I would have absolutely no problem waking up to her w/o makeup.

 
DslainteC [TotalFark] 2008-08-29 06:46:33 AM  
BobtheFascist: I would have absolutely no problem waking up to her w/o makeup.

So you'd be willing to pickle 'er?

 
Crewmannumber6 2008-08-29 08:23:46 AM  
Steak & eggs, medium/overlight, scatted.

 
Crewmannumber6 2008-08-29 08:28:28 AM  
Crewmannumber6: Steak & eggs, medium/overlight, scatted.
scattered

 
lerxst2112 [TotalFark] 2008-08-29 08:42:59 AM  
Crewmannumber6: Steak & eggs, medium/overlight, scatted.

Ew.

 
howdyyall9999 2008-08-29 09:14:43 AM  
lerxst2112: Crewmannumber6: Steak & eggs, medium/overlight, scatted.

Ew.

It's Waffle House... you were right the first time...

/ew

 
degreeless 2008-08-29 09:30:48 AM  
i13.photobucket.com

 
Welcome to the Machine [TotalFark] 2008-08-29 11:32:04 AM  
Actually, she worked at the Sonic Drive-in.

i231.photobucket.com



You haters can get really annoying sometimes.

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2008-08-29 12:22:39 PM  
THANK GOD FOR THIS ANNOUNCEMENT NOW I CAN CARRY ON WITH MY LIFE.

/DIAF, ya damn dime-a-dozen hobag.

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2008-08-29 12:23:15 PM  
Pic in article is begging for "Penis goes here" caption, no?

 
boilerguy 2008-08-29 01:14:29 PM  
i261.photobucket.com

 
docmattic 2008-08-29 03:12:45 PM  
Sarcastica75: THANK GOD FOR THIS ANNOUNCEMENT NOW I CAN CARRY ON WITH MY LIFE.

/DIAF, ya damn dime-a-dozen hobag.

Ahh, she beat you out at the Idol auditions, eh?

/Note to non-Canadians: this is an example of how to use "eh" in casual conversation.

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2008-08-29 03:36:59 PM  
docmattic: Sarcastica75: THANK GOD FOR THIS ANNOUNCEMENT NOW I CAN CARRY ON WITH MY LIFE.

/DIAF, ya damn dime-a-dozen hobag.

Ahh, she beat you out at the Idol auditions, eh?

/Note to non-Canadians: this is an example of how to use "eh" in casual conversation.

I feel quite lucky to say that I have never seen a single episode of that bunk.

 
docmattic 2008-08-29 03:56:41 PM  
Sarcastica75: docmattic: Sarcastica75: THANK GOD FOR THIS ANNOUNCEMENT NOW I CAN CARRY ON WITH MY LIFE.

/DIAF, ya damn dime-a-dozen hobag.

Ahh, she beat you out at the Idol auditions, eh?

/Note to non-Canadians: this is an example of how to use "eh" in casual conversation.

I feel quite lucky to say that I have never seen a single episode of that bunk.

...then how do you know it's bunk?

 
ihatedumbpeople 2008-08-29 03:57:48 PM  
Man...that chic is fine.

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2008-08-29 04:03:18 PM  
docmattic: Sarcastica75: docmattic: Sarcastica75: THANK GOD FOR THIS ANNOUNCEMENT NOW I CAN CARRY ON WITH MY LIFE.

/DIAF, ya damn dime-a-dozen hobag.

Ahh, she beat you out at the Idol auditions, eh?

/Note to non-Canadians: this is an example of how to use "eh" in casual conversation.

I feel quite lucky to say that I have never seen a single episode of that bunk.

...then how do you know it's bunk?


I'm an asshole that way.

/also, Paula Abdul.

 
Southern Atheist 2008-08-30 06:27:05 AM  
I came for pics of her huge melons. I leave disappointed

 
Xenu's Giant Pink Replicock 2008-08-30 05:56:27 PM  
Never heard her do whatever it is she's famous for, but I imagine she's pants. Or something about pants. I imagine things about her pants, that is. Mostly that they aren't where you expect them to be.

 
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