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(Starpulse) Interesting Jordin Sparks to have a duet with Leona Lewis... right after she's done with her duet with that Double Whopper   (starpulse.com) divider line 18
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Pink4Flower [TotalFark] 2008-08-28 04:05:14 PM  
That was pretty harsh subby.

 
FeedTheCollapse 2008-08-28 04:05:18 PM  
in before the Proud Fatties.


/she's not fat, but still...

 
Dr.Knockboots [TotalFark] 2008-08-28 04:10:12 PM  
Throw in Alicia Keys as well and dear sweet god..
It'd be the prettiest mochachino ever made.

Then have all 3 of them fighting over me like a Toni Braxton "Making me High" video.

 
Locke3k 2008-08-28 04:11:25 PM  
Not anorexic equates to tub-o-lard now?

 
GoDawgs! [TotalFark] 2008-08-28 04:22:08 PM  
Pink4Flower: That was pretty harsh hillarious subby.

 
HulkHands [TotalFark] 2008-08-28 04:44:51 PM  
Photoshopped lies (arms, waist, rear):

images.starpulse.com

Reality:
images.starpulse.com

I'll link the gallery since I hotlinked the pictures. Gallery (new window)

 
mekkab [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-08-28 04:45:51 PM  
i65.photobucket.com

Can this be far off?

 
assegai 2008-08-28 05:05:28 PM  
img.photobucket.com

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-08-28 05:18:02 PM  
I'd hit it, I don't care that she's fluffy.

 
I'd hit that 2008-08-28 05:41:54 PM  
Hell ya I'd hit that.
I'd also like to see what Subby is tapping.

 
Ant 2008-08-28 05:53:54 PM  
HulkHands: Photoshopped lies (arms, waist, rear):

They gave her left arm the Popeye treatment, didn't they?

 
suckasmooth 2008-08-28 06:35:06 PM  
HA, I get it! The headline is funny because she is overweight

 
viccellini 2008-08-28 06:43:39 PM  
I would take her over some bony a$$ed anorexic model/actress with bad breath; from puking up her food regularly, ANYDAY.


Jordin is beautiful.

 
ukiah 2008-08-28 06:47:40 PM  
Who and who?

 
Gulper Eel [TotalFark] 2008-08-28 07:26:44 PM  
Basic lesson in genetics for subby: When dad's an NFL linebacker, chances are the kids aren't going to be the dainty little waifs you prefer.

 
ChaoticLimbs 2008-08-28 07:59:18 PM  
I like her.

I would hit it like the fist of an angry god, then count the seconds it took for the waves to die down.

Then I'd hit it again.

 
scottycujo 2008-08-28 08:49:36 PM  
ukiah: Who and who?

Yeah I was wondering that too.


.. and I'd have gone with a "Baconator" in the headline.

Great.. now I'm hungry.

 
daveinaz [TotalFark] 2008-08-28 10:43:54 PM  
HulkHands: Photoshopped lies (arms, waist, rear):



Reality:


I'll link the gallery since I hotlinked the pictures. Gallery (new window)

I'm confused. All of the gallery titles say "view large" I already knew that.......

 
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