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(Denver Post) Amusing Business at Denver strip clubs lackluster during the DNC. Why don't the Democrats support single moms?   (denverpost.com) divider line 110
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NikolaiFarkoff [TotalFark] 2008-08-28 09:38:05 AM  
Because if you want to see someone work a poll, the DNC has the best action?

 
ZachF81 2008-08-28 09:38:30 AM  
The strip clubs are lackluster because the Dems are too busy paying girls to come back to their rooms for a special service, am I right?

/Is Edwards in town?

 
tnpir [TotalFark] 2008-08-28 09:39:40 AM  
Shouldn't that be, "Why don't the Dems support girls working their way through college?"

NikolaiFarkoff: Because if you want to see someone work a poll, the DNC has the best action?

Winnar.

 
DslainteC [TotalFark] 2008-08-28 09:42:35 AM  
The strippers are upset because they're used to getting bills stuffed in their g-strings. The Dems, however, are only willing to bring change.

 
bronyaur1 [TotalFark] 2008-08-28 09:43:29 AM  
Maybe the Dems are less repressed than the GOP, and don't need this sort of thing as much...?

 
Isotope 2008-08-28 09:45:04 AM  
Why don't the Democrats support single moms?

Because the Democrats are the single moms.

 
MaxxLarge [TotalFark] 2008-08-28 09:46:29 AM  
They probably just don't want to play to stereotypes.

To that end, I'm guessing you won't hear too many stories about foot-tapping in toilet stalls, page molestation, or large-scale corruption and fraud occurring while the Republicans are in St. Paul, either.

Y'know, when they're all herded up like that, people actually pay attention.

 
NikolaiFarkoff [TotalFark] 2008-08-28 09:50:03 AM  
DslainteC: The strippers are upset because they're used to getting bills stuffed in their g-strings. The Dems, however, are only willing to bring change.

LMAO! "Here's a stack of Sacajawea dollars. No hands!"

 
BillCo [TotalFark] 2008-08-28 09:50:26 AM  
If those gals would put on a pantsuit, the attendance would rocket.

Those wacky Dems loves teh pantsuit.

 
Sybarite [TotalFark] 2008-08-28 10:00:29 AM  
img381.imageshack.us

 
GoDawgs! [TotalFark] 2008-08-28 10:03:42 AM  
Because they already have to watch whores on stage who want your money all day at the convention?

/ducks

 
Deadfeznt [TotalFark] 2008-08-28 10:09:37 AM  
Shotgun Willy's used to be a regular stop when in Denver...is that still there?

 
Unfreakable [TotalFark] 2008-08-28 10:12:31 AM  
Okay, that got a +1 from me, subby. Well done.

 
NikolaiFarkoff [TotalFark] 2008-08-28 10:14:38 AM  
No matter what a pollster tells you, there is NO SEX in the campaign room!

/camPAIGN

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2008-08-28 10:14:43 AM  
DslainteC: The strippers are upset because they're used to getting bills stuffed in their g-strings. The Dems, however, are only willing to bring change.

I see what you did there.

 
El Dudereno 2008-08-28 10:16:25 AM  
Meh. Head to St. Paul. A lot of sexually repressed men with lots of money will be there soon. They'll be the ones wearing silly hats with buttons on them.

 
xtex 2008-08-28 10:26:29 AM  
Meanwhile, the gay bars in Minneapolis are stocking up...

 
xanadian [TotalFark] 2008-08-28 10:27:38 AM  
DslainteC: The strippers are upset because they're used to getting bills stuffed in their g-strings. The Dems, however, are only willing to bring change.

I'm picturing how these guys would be giving the girls quarters and Sacajawea dollars...

/coin slot

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2008-08-28 10:27:59 AM  
El Dudereno: Meh. Head to St. Paul. A lot of sexually repressed men with lots of money will be there soon. They'll be the ones wearing silly hats with buttons on them.

I've got my stall already staked out.

 
NuttierThanEver [TotalFark] 2008-08-28 10:29:48 AM  
DslainteC: The strippers are upset because they're used to getting bills stuffed in their g-strings. The Dems, however, are only willing to bring change.

Quagmire: "Do you take credit cards?"

 
GoDawgs! [TotalFark] 2008-08-28 10:33:54 AM  
Nestea Plunge: GOP guys have those dollar bills with the string attached to them.

Al Bundy was a Republican?

 
ranold 2008-08-28 10:49:18 AM  
Its cuz they're all teh ghey club, silly.

 
Satan_Sunburn 2008-08-28 11:24:10 AM  
Nestea Plunge:

Wow, project much?

/ducks

 
Fuel13 [TotalFark] 2008-08-28 12:06:02 PM  
DslainteC: The strippers are upset because they're used to getting bills stuffed in their g-strings. The Dems, however, are only willing to bring change.

GoDawgs!: Because they already have to watch whores on stage who want your money all day at the convention?

/ducks


Not sure I can say anything after those two winners.

 
AzDownboy [TotalFark] 2008-08-28 12:25:18 PM  
DslainteC: The strippers are upset because they're used to getting bills stuffed in their g-strings. The Dems, however, are only willing to bring change.

+1 Internets to you

 
Skleenar 2008-08-28 12:55:24 PM  
Democrats lack lust,
They're so lackluster.

Is that all the strength they can muster?

 
DaSwankOne 2008-08-28 12:55:50 PM  
As I thought about this, I started to think about expectations. By taking the higher ground, and telling us that he will do so, Obama has set himself a higher standard. This relates to me, as I have talked in the past about the higher standard that Google has to live up to thanks to "Don't be evil" and other such things. As an employee, and a person, I actually like the somewhat constraining higher standards. It means that colleagues can't take shortcuts, and things can't sneak by... and if they do? Then we pay for it as a company. Our trust is tied to our business, which is tied to who we say we are.

 
Boojum2k 2008-08-28 01:11:31 PM  
DaSwankOne: I have talked in the past about the higher standard that Google has to live up to thanks to "Don't be evil"

They dropped the "don't" part along with their pants at the request of the Chinese government.

It's not a higher standard when it's just a bullshiat slogan.

 
Barnstormer 2008-08-28 01:29:18 PM  
They need to combine the nude entertainment with something else that attracts the limousine liberals - perhaps a Shiraz tasting with the girls serving as cheese trays or something.

Build it and I will come.

 
fotojenic 2008-08-28 01:29:40 PM  
El Dudereno: Meh. Head to St. Paul. A lot of sexually repressed men with lots of money will be there soon. They'll be the ones wearing silly hats with buttons on them.

Are you still considered "repressed" if you can't even get it up in the first place?

 
thomps [TotalFark] 2008-08-28 01:30:02 PM  
ny times had an article today talking about how boring all the parties are this year also. they blamed the lack of lobbyist money.

 
mattknows 2008-08-28 01:30:24 PM  
Nestea Plunge: Democrats are more open about sex and sexuality, they don't reach the perverse depravity level common in Republicans.

Yup. I thought I heard the dumbass alarm go off.

 
Courtney Cox-Zucker 2008-08-28 01:30:43 PM  
They're missing the strippers wearing "purple heart" band-aids over their nipples.

/pow chicka POW-wow

 
Uncle Pim 2008-08-28 01:31:04 PM  
In other news, business for gay prostitutes expected to skyrocket once the RNC comes into town.

 
Quality Unassured 2008-08-28 01:31:17 PM  
DslainteC: The strippers are upset because they're used to getting bills stuffed in their g-strings. The Dems, however, are only willing to bring change.

You, sir, win the internet.

 
MightyPez 2008-08-28 01:32:07 PM  
Ah crap. I live near the Lamplighter Lounge in Saint Paul. I don't need a bunch of sanctimonious pricks telling me I am going to hell while they slip ones under the plastic barrier.

A tip to all RNC patrons: they have a lunch special where two beers get you two free tacos. And Mondays are bullet-wound and c-section night.

/not a good strip club

 
rodeofrog 2008-08-28 01:32:32 PM  
The democrats have no disposable income.

 
The Icelander [TotalFark] 2008-08-28 01:33:00 PM  
MightyPez: A tip to all RNC patrons: they have a lunch special where two beers get you two free tacos. And Mondays are bullet-wound and c-section night.

Are they fur tacos?

 
Lt. Cheese Weasel 2008-08-28 01:33:34 PM  
mattknows: Nestea Plunge: Democrats are more open about sex and sexuality, they don't reach the perverse depravity level common in Republicans.

Yup. I thought I heard the dumbass alarm go off.


I thought it was the Beware! Trolling Up Ahead alarm?
Gotta git this thang fixed...

 
BillyRex 2008-08-28 01:34:25 PM  
Nestea Plunge: Satan_Sunburn: Nestea Plunge:

Wow, project much?

/ducks

I know I'm not gay, I'm comfortable in my heterosexuality enough to not be a homophobe.

It's the Republicans who scream about gays and gay marriage and then go hunting for hard cock in bathrooms.


How many republican friends do you have? or is that just what you read on the intertubes?

 
MightyPez 2008-08-28 01:35:00 PM  
The Icelander: MightyPez: A tip to all RNC patrons: they have a lunch special where two beers get you two free tacos. And Mondays are bullet-wound and c-section night.

Are they fur tacos?


If they were, you wouldn't want them. Too much cheese on most of them.

 
HyperX 2008-08-28 01:35:56 PM  
Since most democrats are gay pedophiles, why would they visit strip clubs?

 
thomps [TotalFark] 2008-08-28 01:37:31 PM  
HyperX: Since most democrats are gay pedophiles, why would they visit strip clubs?

you don't read the news much, do you.

 
fernt 2008-08-28 01:39:31 PM  
This thread is full of WIN!

 
Trollomite 2008-08-28 01:40:06 PM  
Nestea Plunge: Republicans are also gay bath house and glory hole fans.

That explains why San Francisco is full of Republicans?

 
MedianJoe 2008-08-28 01:40:24 PM  
This is just proof the Kennedys need to breed more.

 
vitalogygirl 2008-08-28 01:40:47 PM  
Deadfeznt: Shotgun Willy's used to be a regular stop when in Denver...is that still there?

www.850koa.com

/hotlinked so badly...

 
Softens_hands_while_you_do_the_dishes 2008-08-28 01:41:21 PM  
A bunch of Sgt Otter dyke teachers and emasculated wimpy males. Offer free cheesecake and bullwhip dildos and it'll be on.

 
Onkel Buck 2008-08-28 01:41:35 PM  
i26.photobucket.com

 
CitizenReserveCorps 2008-08-28 01:41:57 PM  
La Boheme has this on the marquee right now:

"The sexiest democrats inside. Who ever heard of a nice piece of elephant?"

 
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