I'm just so glad that the FBI has time to arrest someone for releasing songs via their blog. we've obviously won the war on terror AND the war on drugs if they've got the time to do this.

Duke Nukem Forever will come out before Chinese Democracy.

Honestly, at what point to we just put "Axl" in the farking Brian Wilson/Syd Barrett/Peter Green "talented but nuttier than squirrel shiat" bin and forget about him forever?

MaxxLarge: Duke Nukem Forever will come out before Chinese Democracy.

Honestly, at what point to we just put "Axl" in the farking Brian Wilson/Syd Barrett/Peter Green "talented but nuttier than squirrel shiat" bin and forget about him forever?

Any day now.

Chinese Democracy will actually happen before the release of Chinese Democracy.

Weaver95: I'm just so glad that the FBI has time to arrest someone for releasing songs via their blog. we've obviously won the war on terror AND the war on drugs if they've got the time to do this.

What else do you think there is to do? It's not like the planet's going to hell in a handbag or anything.

"Murder Yellow Teeth"

WTF?

Good.

I'm not an RIAA proponent or anything but leaking a product that hasn't even had a chance to be sold is wrong. Especially if you call yourself a fan.

Guns N Roses sucks, Axl Rose is the biggest hot-headed jackass ever to disgrace a musical stage with his presence, and I will be glad when I never have to hear about him or his lame excuse for a band.

MaxxLarge: Honestly, at what point to we just put "Axl" in the farking Brian Wilson/Syd Barrett/Peter Green "talented but nuttier than squirrel shiat" bin and forget about him forever?

1994 for me.

Well now I can sleep well.

Weaver95: I'm just so glad that the FBI has time to arrest someone for releasing songs via their blog. we've obviously won the war on terror AND the war on drugs if they've got the time to do this.

terror, drugs, kidnapping, cybercrime, foreign espionage, corruption, and organized crime.

good job guys!

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Guns N Roses sucks, Axl Rose is the biggest hot-headed jackass ever to disgrace a musical stage with his presence, and I will be glad when I never have to hear about him or his lame excuse for a band.

I don't think you're going to be welcomed to the jungle with comments like that.

Snakes and Barrels > Guns and Roses

Wait, they arrested someone over 'Chinese Democracy' and it wasn't Axl Rose???

/approves of your decadent ways, young blogger

I HATE Guns n' Roses.

/Wait, what?

Any Farkers out there hear any of it?

imnotamib: Snakes and Barrels > Guns and Roses

Yeah, but most of the credit is due to super cool Alabama liquid snake.

Oh this was actually about Guns n' Roses.

/Full articles blow

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Guns N Roses sucks, Axl Rose is the biggest hot-headed jackass ever to disgrace a musical stage with his presence, and I will be glad when I never have to hear about him or his lame excuse for a band.

FTFY

'Appetite for Destruction' is the best rock album of my generation.

Part of Bush's "Axl of Evil".

Yawn.....Ten years ago this might have been relevant.

tdyak: "Murder Yellow Teeth"

WTF?

HAHA! I'm glad someone else noticed that too.

Just goes to show you that not only cops are goons for the wealthy, but so is the FBI.

Love the headline subby

It sucks that he can use the band name. I have seen "Guns N Roses" without Slash and let me tell you, it is NOT the same.

Thanks Axl for the music you used to make. Now go away.

The songs were transfered into youtube after the site got farked. I heard 6 of the songs and they were just awful. Just aweful.

I don't even want to get into explaining what they sound like suffice it to say that they didn't sound like GnR. They sounded like a watered down tribute band doing originals.

It's everything you thought it shouldn't.

Is there anyone left that hasn't already heard this stuff?

Axel wanted to endorse Obama, but he said, no. McCain said no too.
Hillary bought a T-shirt from him.

dothemath: 'Appetite for Destruction' is the best rock album of my generation.

It was definitely one of those albums that defined a period... but sadly, they never did anything that came even remotely close to it after that.

"Chinese Democracy" is a much anticipated...

Anticipated? MUCH anticipated?

By whom?

VoiceofGod: It's everything you thought it shouldn't.

But expected anyway.

bcroz: Any Farkers out there hear any of it?

There Was a Time is a pretty nice song. Didn't care much for the rest, but I'll listen to them a second time when I'm in the mood for it.

Ace Frehley's Ghost: Is there anyone left that hasn't already heard this stuff?

Unfortunately, me. Anyone have a link to the tune so I can DL?

dothemath: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Guns N Roses sucks, Axl Rose is the biggest hot-headed jackass ever to disgrace a musical stage with his presence, and I will be glad when I never have to hear about him or his lame excuse for a band.

FTFY

'Appetite for Destruction' is the best rock album of my generation.

I don't know whether to laugh at or cry for your generation.

MaxxLarge: Duke Nukem Forever will come out before Chinese Democracy.

John Coyote: Chinese Democracy will actually happen before the release of Chinese Democracy.

Fresh.

FTFA: the anxiously awaited album.

Not so much.

8-9 years ago, perhaps.

Fan of their music, but damn.

Axl is first class jackass.

The Slush: "Chinese Democracy" is a much anticipated...

Anticipated? MUCH anticipated?

By whom?

One guy apparently. And look what happened to him.

Ace Frehley's Ghost: Is there anyone left that hasn't already heard this stuff?

I haven't, and I don't want to. Which probably means it'll be released and one or more of my friends will like it and insist I listen to it.

Not listening to it now is just putting off the torture, I suppose.

Guns N Roses? I don't remember them...

Danger Avoid Death: dothemath: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Guns N Roses sucks, Axl Rose is the biggest hot-headed jackass ever to disgrace a musical stage with his presence, and I will be glad when I never have to hear about him or his lame excuse for a band.

FTFY

'Appetite for Destruction' is the best rock album of my generation.

I don't know whether to laugh at or cry for your generation.

I just threw up in my mouth a little. Excuse me...

Oh mighty geniuses of Total Fark... The name of the album is "Chinese Democracy". May we please call this irony?

I downloaded it 2 months ago but I haven't gotten around to listening to it yet.

Of all the dumb shiat to warrant a visit from the party van! Unleashing Axl Rose's chimp-like screechings on an unsuspecting world???

THROW THE BOOK AT HIM! LOL

Suck it haters. Yeah Axl is a dick but Appetite for Destruction is one of the best debut albums, ever.

The Slush: "Chinese Democracy" is a much anticipated...

Anticipated? MUCH anticipated?

By whom?
This

Weaver95: I'm just so glad that the FBI has time to arrest someone for releasing songs via their blog. we've obviously won the war on terror AND the war on drugs if they've got the time to do this.

Yup, your boys are doing a bang up jorb.

I guess this is why uploading any of the leaked tracks on certain torrent sites results in an instant banning. There's always that bay that has pirates though.

elvisbloom: It sucks that he can use the band name. I have seen "Guns N Roses" without Slash and let me tell you, it is NOT the same.

Thanks Axl for the music you used to make. Now go away.

Did you ever see GnR before all the big names were gone? I saw them minus Adler, but with Sorum. The put on a good show. I saw them on St Patty's Day in Boston, and at one point Axl waled off the stage when someone hit him with a beer bottle. But once the show started again, it was great.

The FBI did a good job hear protecting the ears of a nation from what is surely an assload of shiat music.