Well Jesus is a douchebag

Kid Rock has first hand knowledge of this.

Kid Rock is a doucebag.

He should know. It takes one to know one.

So what's K.R.'s FARK handle?

/obvious

Actually, I think Jesus would probably take the most internet abuse on Free Republic.

Ha, that's really funny! And he's probably right!

/But only because Jesus IS a douchbag.

well yeah.

On the internet, everyone is a bully.

Want a waaaahburger and french cries?

"There's a real problem with this Internet thing and everyone thinking they have a voice," he said. "This is where freedom can get out of hand. Everybody should not have a voice is what we've just proven by the Internet."

I disagree with Mr. Rock.

peck: "There's a real problem with this Internet thing and everyone thinking they have a voice," he said. "This is where freedom can get out of hand. Everybody should not have a voice is what we've just proven by the Internet."

I disagree with Mr. Rock.

hence the dumbass tag

peck: "There's a real problem with this Internet thing and everyone thinking they have a voice," he said. "This is where freedom can get out of hand. Everybody should not have a voice is what we've just proven by the Internet."

I disagree with Mr. Rock.

"This internet thing?" What is he? 92? Next he's going to say it's a series of toobs and tell you to get off his lawn.

He's a complete idiot, but we all already knew that.

As I am sure we are in agreement on the huge suckitude of Mr. Rock, that farking sweet alabama song is retarded. He talks about the singing it in the Summer of 89 and that song is from the 70's. So fark you, Mr. Kid. Fark you.

but what I think Kid Rock means to say is that if the program directors were the superstars they'd be out lazily exploiting the hooks of Lynyrd Skynyrd and Warren Zevon to create catchy singles.

QFT

Neocon pundits calling Jesus an elitist would be the first adjective used.

peck: I disagree with Mr. Rock.

They call him cowboy.

Jesus is not plural.

Not Available: but what I think Kid Rock means to say is that if the program directors were the superstars they'd be out lazily exploiting the hooks of Lynyrd Skynyrd and Warren Zevon to create catchy singles.

QFT

But it IS catchy. Dammit.

Never mind TMZ...what would they do to him over on 4chan?

Dear Kid Rock,

After you have given back all of the money you've made from this lyric:
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
I will gladly listen to your opinion on the limits of free speech. Until then, please kindly blow it out your cornhole.

Love,
Earth

jaylectricity: Never mind TMZ...what would they do to him over on 4chan?

Probably keep on doin' what they're already doin', showin him telling truck drivers to run people off the road, pics of him on the other side of a glory hole... the usual.

No such user 'jesus is a douchebag'. Tastes like chicken.

Hot Damn!

mekkab: jaylectricity: Never mind TMZ...what would they do to him over on 4chan?

This one goes to 7!
PNSFW (new window)

Jebus censored my picture and stole my sammich.

gorgor: Jebus censored my picture and stole my sammich.

Did the filter eat it?

thalassatx: Not Available: but what I think Kid Rock means to say is that if the program directors were the superstars they'd be out lazily exploiting the hooks of Lynyrd Skynyrd and Warren Zevon to create catchy singles.

QFT

But it IS catchy. Dammit.

Not in any way because of him though.

Kid Rock used to just annoy me but now I actively HATE THIS TALENTLESS HACK.

Did you know Jesus was a Jew?

jaylectricity: gorgor: Jebus censored my picture and stole my sammich.

Did the filter eat it?

Yeah dambit, and I was hungry!
/if it wasn't for free speech, all the crap KR made....

Jesus is the original American badass.

No, seriously, Jesus was kinda douchey. Love my dad, my dad is awesome, my dad made you, waaa waaa waaa.

There's only one person I can see that needs censored. I won't say his name, so I'll just call him Babygoat Uptempoelectricbluesgospelcountryfusionmusic.

Freedom got out of hand when Kid Rock was allowed to make records.

Yeah, they'd say Jesus has some kind of Obama Messiah complex.

Then they'd call Jesus a flip flopper on the whole "Are you king of the Jews?" question.

thalassatx: But it IS catchy. Dammit.

Yeah, but it's a total rip-off. Like Ice, Ice Baby, or U Can't Touch This.

lol Jesus and Kid Rock r loosers!!1!

Jesus was OK. Peter was the douchebag. Totally c0ckblocked Him with that Samaritan chick at the well.

thalassatx: Not Available: but what I think Kid Rock means to say is that if the program directors were the superstars they'd be out lazily exploiting the hooks of Lynyrd Skynyrd and Warren Zevon to create catchy singles.

QFT

But it IS catchy. Dammit.

So is influenza.

"There's a real problem with this Internet thing and everyone thinking they have a voice," he said. "This is where freedom can get out of hand. Everybody should not have a voice is what we've just proven by the Internet."

I kindly invite Kid Rock to STFU.

Jesus was such a colossal douche people are still talking about him 2000 or so years later.

Then again, so were Moses and Mohamed, but neither of them told any of us to wait in the car until they get back.

So A 37 year old man who goes by the name "Kid" is concerned about others misusing their freedom of expression?



You'll be allowed to have an opinion again after you go back to "Bob Ritchie".

I'm always intrigued by attitudes like Kid Vinegar-n-water here.
Who decides who gets to speak? And based on what? Nozzle style?

I really wish you guys would stop proving Kid Rock right.

Eat sh*t and die, Mr. Rock.

A theologian and a poon hound!

Is there anything Kid Rock can't do?

If Mr. Jesus would be sad about being called a douche bag then just maybe he isn't ready to come back

Jesus just came back & my yard looks great.

Wait, what?

Nestea Plunge: Nobody wants you in this town. Nobody wants you around, period!

Def Leppard sucks!

Hey Robbie, what's crapining?

Hate to burst his bubble, but if Christ even existed at all in the first place, he sure as hell ain't comin' back now.

If we start stripping people of their right to have opinions, he's right up at the top of the list.

exick: Dear Kid Rock,

After you have given back all of the money you've made from this lyric:
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
I will gladly listen to your opinion on the limits of free speech. Until then, please kindly blow it out your cornhole.

Love,
Earth

That was Hey farking Jude compared to his current "music".