Did she used to have nuts?

She obviously has no idea what she's talking about.

Nothing is worse than being kicked in the nuts.

From TFA:

""I'm looking forward to not doing anything, just sitting and not moving." - Michael Phelps on what the American swimmer will do after winning eight gold medals in Beijing."

This just in, Michael Phelps' next aspiration is to have a TotalFark subscription. Move over, Wil, you're not gonna be the most famous TFer anymore.

Stompn_Tom: Hotlinked for her pleasure

yes please.

If she ever has a child by "natural" birth, she will probably have a good idea of what pain is like.

Damnit, you don't talk about it. It hurts just to think about it.

/*whimper*

Freakpower: Nothing is worse than being kicked in the nuts.

except being kicked in the nuts repeatedly.

I'd give her my nuts

"These were truly exceptional Games." - Jacques Rogge, International Olympic Committee president, at the closing ceremony of the Beijing Olympics.


Someone needs to KITHBASH this douchebag (hey! That rhymes! Kinda.) Then KITHBASH China. Yes, the whole country. One collective KITHBASH.

Late slip. This was on the local sports talk, as well as Jim Rome, middle of last week. Though I guess the mods had to translate from ar Canajun eh, so no problem buddy!

Tofino: no problem buddy!

I'm not your buddy, fwiend!

Ow, my imaginary balls?

Yankees Team Gynecologist: I'd give her my nuts

Ye gods! She's BEEEYOOOOTEEEFOOOLLL!!!!

Is it wrong that I'm imagining her in a form fitting low cut
bodice, flowing skirts and with a hat with a BIG feather on it
chasing me around while waving a cutlass?

Here's another 'action' shot:

Is it wrong that I'm imagining her in a form fitting low cut
bodice, flowing skirts and with a hat with a BIG feather on it
chasing me around while waving a cutlass?

You gonna get rapiered.

Foiled again by her rapier wit.

Because there wasn't a thread dedicated to the Closing Ceremonies, here's my WTF moment from last night's event:




eh? eh?

MythRender: Is it wrong that I'm imagining her in a form fitting low cut
bodice, flowing skirts and with a hat with a BIG feather on it
chasing me around while waving a cutlass?

You gonna get rapiered.

As long as she bats the tip.....

/Wrap that rascal, folks!

It is true that losing a big match and getting kicked in the nuts both make you want to curl up and die.
The difference between the two is, when you lose a big match, your friends aren't laughing.

"I have been cheering for the Canucks for how long and they still haven't won a Stanley Cup. I still love them. I hope Canadians can think of us the same way." - Brent Hayden, Canadian swimmer, when asked if Canadians would be frustrated with the swim team's performance in Beijing.

I'd like to buy this dude a beer.

the_be_sharps: ""I'm looking forward to not doing anything, just sitting and not moving." - Michael Phelps on what the American swimmer will do after winning eight gold medals in Beijing."

This just in, Michael Phelps' next aspiration is to have a TotalFark subscription. Move over, Wil, you're not gonna be the most famous TFer anymore.

Pssh. We all know he's going back to his tank at Sea World.

Muzz27: Because there wasn't a thread dedicated to the Closing Ceremonies, here's my WTF moment from last night's event:

I knew I had seen them somewhere before.

On another note, after the double-decker bus opened up, the London portion was far too Superbowl-halftime showish in comparison to the Chinese portions.

Its impossible to be kicked in the nuts repeatedly. After the first kick, the human male can curl into a defensive ball so tight, an armadillo would would be impressed.

Fireproof: Muzz27: Because there wasn't a thread dedicated to the Closing Ceremonies, here's my WTF moment from last night's event:

I knew I had seen them somewhere before.


How do they steer those contraptions?

I imagine getting kicked in the taco isn't a good time either.

Hmmm... it's hard to gain credibility as a woman when you feel utterly emasculated...but it does happen

Fireproof: Muzz27: Because there wasn't a thread dedicated to the Closing Ceremonies, here's my WTF moment from last night's event:

I knew I had seen them somewhere before.

On another note, after the double-decker bus opened up, the London portion was far too Superbowl-halftime showish in comparison to the Chinese portions.

Agreed -- I was mentally facepalming. It was like seeing Cirque Du Soleil followed by Up With People.

DjangoStonereaver: Is it wrong that I'm imagining her in a form fitting low cut
bodice, flowing skirts and with a hat with a BIG feather on it
chasing me around while waving a cutlass?

Yes it is wrong. She'll need tight leather pants instead of the skirts and a rapier, not a cutlass. OK, a sabre.