Red herring!

My cat will only eat chicken cat food. There's no shortage of chicken by-products.

Mine is on a lamb & rice formula.

Mine consumes the souls of my enemies.

Also Purina.

Soylent Cream Calico

So what? Ethiopians don't cuddle with me while I watch TV.

MissFeasance: So what? Ethiopians don't cuddle with me while I watch TV.

true...but they also don't vomit hairballs on the rug in front of your TV while you're trying to eat dinner.

Does this mean we should send cat food to Ethiopia?

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Skail: Mine consumes the souls of my enemies.

Also Purina.

Don't you find all that slaying tiring? I just feed mine babies. Let the cat do all the chasing.

Awesome headline

Weaver95: true...but they also don't vomit hairballs on the rug in front of your TV while you're trying to eat dinner.

yes they do...

MissFeasance: So what? Ethiopians don't cuddle with me while I watch TV.

Did you think to ask them?

MissFeasance: So what? Ethiopians don't cuddle with me while I watch TV.

It's not cuddling, it's tenderizing you.

No kitty that's mah pie! Mom kitties being a dildo!

Weaver95: MissFeasance: So what? Ethiopians don't cuddle with me while I watch TV.

true...but they also don't vomit hairballs on the rug in front of your TV while you're trying to eat dinner.

Hey! I only did that a lousy couple of times!! Why do you keep bringing it up?

MissFeasance: So what? Ethiopians don't cuddle with me while I watch TV.

bad missfes...posting in a greenlite article!!!

My cat only eats others cats food, so it's cool.

mr lawson: MissFeasance: So what? Ethiopians don't cuddle with me while I watch TV.

bad missfes...posting in a greenlite article!!!

Stop bringing shame to all of us who took the plunge and posted in a green thread.

Maybe the Ethiopians should start eating cats? Problem solved. No wait...

bessyglass

Thanks for the nightmares! WFT is that thing???

Elric's scrotumcat???

MissFeasance: So what? Ethiopians don't cuddle with me while I watch TV.

You're missing out. They've got the agility of a cat, but the loyalty of a dog. They will be America's new top pet by October. Their only downfall are all the flies in their eyeballs, but I hear they're making a cream for that.

This is all part of the cats' master plan

Okay farkers its time to do what we do best. Time to pull out the pinups and start having God kill kittens.

Remember we are doing it to save the worlds poor

One of my cats hates fish (tuna, salmon, whatever), and the other is rather indifferent towards it. Chicken and turkey, on the other hand, are devoured extremely quickly.

my one cat is too cuddly, and she likes to stretch her paws around my neck. Kinda scary

I would like to be able to purchase freshly ground mouse, rat and bird for my cat. That would fix the problem in entirety.

I think that all cat food should be made of what wild kitties would eat: snails, frogs, small fish, birds, rats, mice... Mix in some delicious greens and fortify with additional taurine and bone meal or other nutrients, and BAM!! Nature's tasty goodness. A cat has no goddam business eating beef or tuna. A cow would stomp a cat to death, and a tuna could eat a cat fer chrissakes.

Hell, just make it from pigeons, mice and rats and you've solved some serious pest problems while you are at it.

Weaver95: MissFeasance: So what? Ethiopians don't cuddle with me while I watch TV.

true...but they also don't vomit hairballs on the rug in front of your TV while you're trying to eat dinner.

I have to admit that this would be the deal-killer.

So basically, what this article is saying is that it wants to feed the worlds poor with cat-food quality food.

I find that somewhat amusing.

And also, I value my cat way more than I value the worlds huddled starving masses. But he eats dry food, so it is all the grain and filler that could be filling the belly of some call center working in Calcutta, rather than fish. *shrug*

xam: Soylent Cream Calico

Soylent Cream? WTF?

heh. i get the headline.
/nice.

I only feed my cats poor people. Saves the forage fish and takes care of that pesky welfare problem.

Men, for far too long we've suffered under the tyranny of teh kittenz. It's time to fight back! I want you all to log onto the internet pron of your choice and inflict some casualties of your own.

Give'em hell men !! By God, give'em hell!!




"Men, this stuff that some sources sling around about America wanting out of this war, not wanting to fap, is a crock of bullshiat. Americans love to fap, traditionally. All real Americans love the sting and clash of battle. You are here today for three reasons. First, because you are here to defend your homes and your loved ones. Second, you are here for your own self respect, because you would not want to be anywhere else. Third, you are here because you are real men and all real men like to fap."

Occum's Razor. The simplest answer is usually the correct answer: Just feed the cats to the starving people. Thus the food chain remains unbroken and the circle of life continues.

/Hakuna Matata

eliz1bef: I would like to be able to purchase freshly ground mouse, rat and bird for my cat. That would fix the problem in entirety.

I think that all cat food should be made of what wild kitties would eat: snails, frogs, small fish, birds, rats, mice... Mix in some delicious greens and fortify with additional taurine and bone meal or other nutrients, and BAM!! Nature's tasty goodness. A cat has no goddam business eating beef or tuna. A cow would stomp a cat to death, and a tuna could eat a cat fer chrissakes.

Hell, just make it from pigeons, mice and rats and you've solved some serious pest problems while you are at it.

You have any idea how many times I had to scoop a dead cow off the back porch after Fluffy was done toying with it??

Maybe the dumb naggers in Africa need to stop living in deserts while overpopulating the earth.

Mine is on Purina Weight Loss formula and it takes her over a month to go over a bag of food (the larger size). I really doubt she's responsible.

/well maybe
//she is evil

inconnu: Maybe the dumb naggers in Africa need to stop living in deserts while overpopulating the earth.

1/10

Your troll fu is teh weakness.

Korea has the solution for that problem...

/Aisle seat.
//No, I mean a seat in the aisle.

You know, nobody who reads this is gonna care a whit, but I'm leaving Fark. Believe what you want, think I'm an idiot, but to just throw Jesus' name around like ya'll do when some of us consider it something sacred and deserving of reverence and you're offending with no purpose other than to offend. I would think it'd be possible to have opposing viewpoints and not intentionally spit in my face, but apparently I'm in the minority in my desire to say what I like and avoid being incendiary when not necessary to even make my point. It's a lot like someone constantly using your mom's name instead of the word slut.

Ringshadow: Mine is on Purina Weight Loss formula and it takes her over a month to go over a bag of food (the larger size). I really doubt she's responsible.

/well maybe
//she is evil

What I find humorous is that the state of California thinks that cats are responsible for killing otters. Cat shiat kills otters. So they ban flushable litter, not pumping shiat into the ocean. WTG.

Jesus.

Starving the world's poor, but feeding the world's Koreans, so it balances out.

Bathia_Mapes: Mine is on a lamb & rice formula.

I wish I could eat more lamb.

One reason that my cats are permitted to dine on fish and other tasty food is because they are all fixed. Therefore, I know that when feeding them that I will not be responsible for a feline population explosion.

My cat steals the breath of people sleeping in my house.

I'm probably not far behind you, andyfromfl. Seems like Fark has become kinda hateful. I miss the days when it was funny.

No LOL poor folks pics yet?

andyfromfl: You know, nobody who reads this is gonna care a whit, but I'm leaving Fark. Believe what you want, think I'm an idiot, but to just throw Jesus' name around like ya'll do when some of us consider it something sacred and deserving of reverence and you're offending with no purpose other than to offend. I would think it'd be possible to have opposing viewpoints and not intentionally spit in my face, but apparently I'm in the minority in my desire to say what I like and avoid being incendiary when not necessary to even make my point. It's a lot like someone constantly using your mom's name instead of the word slut.

You're pretty much right: no one will care a whit. And by the way, we "throw Jesus' name around" because it's part of our culture. You're very sensitive to it because of your beliefs, not because it's inherently wrong. If you were Muslim, you'd react the same way to Mohammed's name being thrown around. (And, if the West had 2000 years of habituation to Islam, Mohammed's name would be "thrown around".)

If you're going to be all sensitive, then only hang out with people who think exactly the same way you do. It'll spare you a lot of pain.