This issue of NWFL Daily News has all sorts of little jewels like THIS. (Opens new window).

FTA - The disturbance was called in by a family member who was not there at the time of the argument

If an argument happens in a white trash ghetto and a family member is not around to hear it, does it become a disturbance?

News at 11

I need to get the fark out of this state....

/how's Cali?

oooh, bad apostrophe!

This is why poly is the only way to go!

they did break up right?

cause she wants to fark other dudes

They sound like a nice couple, I wonder if she needs a bicycle, a lighter, and a couple pennies?

Feltonl: They sound like a nice couple, I wonder if she needs a bicycle, a lighter, and a couple pennies?

Way overpayment.

allthesametome: This is why poly is the only way to go!

Who's polly and is she busy tomorrow night?

Hey dude, kick her on down the road. The only forever she's gonna give ya is some nasty STD.

North FL, you make me embarrassed to be a part of this state.

/of course, south FL is no great place either

A couple who told the Okaloosa County Sheriff's deputy that they had been drinking heavily got into an argument about the status of their relationship.

The man told the deputy that he is looking for someone "forever," while she likes multiple partners. They have lived together for seven years.

They've been together for seven years... and they're just now having that discussion?

I_AM_M: Hey dude, kick her on down the road. The only forever she's gonna give ya is some nasty STD.

There's a cream for that.

Sardonic_Padre: I need to get the fark out of this state....

/how's Cali?

Terrible and full

Richard Saunders: allthesametome: This is why poly is the only way to go!

Who's polly and is she busy tomorrow night?

Some featherbrained chick with a thing for crackers.

I had a friend who got the clap from his woman. Now, as far as I know, the only STD you can be infected with, without some sort of close contact, is scabies (read an article in Men's Health about that one. Poor dude got dumped for having them, and it was because he slept in some dumpy hotel, sans another woman. OH--and I get the blood to blood transfusion thing, don't nitpick farker).

So he woke up the next morning with some sort of something coming out his ding-a-ling, confused as hell. When he found out, I don't think a cop in the land would have put him behind bars for some sort of vengeance, he was cool about it, dumped her, and got an AIDS test. This was a 4 month relationship. A 7 year relationship? If it happened, which in this case seemed possible, that's the worst way to find out.

What am I saying? Not sure. I guess it could be worse?

TimonC346: I had a friend who got the clap from his woman. Now, as far as I know, the only STD you can be infected with, without some sort of close contact, is scabies (read an article in Men's Health about that one. Poor dude got dumped for having them, and it was because he slept in some dumpy hotel, sans another woman. OH--and I get the blood to blood transfusion thing, don't nitpick farker).

So he woke up the next morning with some sort of something coming out his ding-a-ling, confused as hell. When he found out, I don't think a cop in the land would have put him behind bars for some sort of vengeance, he was cool about it, dumped her, and got an AIDS test. This was a 4 month relationship. A 7 year relationship? If it happened, which in this case seemed possible, that's the worst way to find out.

What am I saying? Not sure. I guess it could be worse?

continue

Sardonic_Padre: I need to get the fark out of this state....

/how's Cali?

milk & honey

/San Francisco

Im sick and tired of reading about some women needing "her space",
the next thing you know they show up with a god damn Purple headed womb ferret, and claim its yours!

/ i just wanted to say Purple headed womb ferret, and this tread was the closest to the mark..
Purple headed womb ferret

Sardonic_Padre: I need to get the fark out of this state....

/how's Cali?

Calling California "Cali" should result in repeated cockpunching. I can't begin to tell you how much I hate that abbreviation.

/Frisco is okay though

mjoven1975: /Frisco is okay though

Not from the bay area, are ya?

California? beats the dogshiat out of the utter turdhole that is Florida. But then again, so does hell.

Sardonic_Padre:Joan of Fark: Sardonic_Padre: I need to get the fark out of this state....

/how's Cali?

milk & honey

/San Francisco

I think he means pot & money.

ZoeNekros: mjoven1975: /Frisco is okay though

Not from the bay area, are ya?

Probably thinks Riverside is on the beach, too.

ZoeNekros: mjoven1975: /Frisco is okay though

Not from the bay area, are ya?

Sure am. The term "Frisco" doesn't bother me at all, but I know it pisses people from SF off big time. "Cali" is nails on a chalkboard though.

TimonC346:

blah..blah...blah...next morning with some sort of something coming out his ding-a-ling, confused as hell. blah...blah...blah...

What am I saying? Not sure. I guess it could be worse?

what the heck was that? continue, inquisitive minds would like to know...

FTFA:
The man told the deputy that he is looking for someone "forever," while she likes multiple partners. They have lived together for seven years.

So they've been together forever...

allthesametome: This is why poly is the only way to go!

Polyamory sometimes works...the problem is that humans are involved.

altinos: FTFA:
The man told the deputy that he is looking for someone "forever," while she likes multiple partners. They have lived together for seven years.

So they've been together forever...

You can't avoid the Seven Year Stupid.

Sardonic_Padre: I need to get the fark out of this state....

/how's Cali?

Not much better in some places. And I'm a native. But at least there's still room to get the hell away from people.

FTFAThe man told the deputy that he is looking for someone "forever," while she likes multiple partners. They have lived together for seven years.

O.....K..... So she wants to nail the whole neighborhood. You don't. Now would be a good time to leave, champ.

CelesX: A couple who told the Okaloosa County Sheriff's deputy that they had been drinking heavily got into an argument about the status of their relationship.

The man told the deputy that he is looking for someone "forever," while she likes multiple partners. They have lived together for seven years.

They've been together for seven years... and they're just now having that discussion?

Ever heard the term "7 year itch" ?

fanbladesaresharp: Sardonic_Padre: I need to get the fark out of this state....

/how's Cali?

Not much better in some places. And I'm a native. But at least there's still room to get the hell away from people.

FTFAThe man told the deputy that he is looking for someone "forever," while she likes multiple partners. They have lived together for seven years.

O.....K..... So she wants to nail the whole neighborhood. You don't. Now would be a good time to leave, champ.

Or at least take some good pics to post online. Maybe on some forum type site that is full of pervs.

mjoven1975: ZoeNekros: mjoven1975: /Frisco is okay though

Not from the bay area, are ya?

Sure am. The term "Frisco" doesn't bother me at all, but I know it pisses people from SF off big time. "Cali" is nails on a chalkboard though.

Same here. People get too hung up on their versions of the terminology when referencing. Let's see we have Frisco, Oak Town, V Town, Jose....hell even any number of less-than-admirable terms for various suburbs and neighborhoods.

mikaloyd: Sardonic_Padre: I need to get the fark out of this state....

/how's Cali?

Terrible and full

Not so terrible. Definitely full. No room for more unless you're coming to solve our immigration problem.

It's not news, it's...... not news.

fanbladesaresharp: Ever heard the term "7 year itch" ?

If I'm in a committed relationship like living together or being married, I stay monogamous because I don't want to bring any STDs home, and I'd be really upset if she were screwing around on me. I'm surprised I stayed married for so long as it went nearly sexless for more years than I want to confess to.

Some years back, I broke off with one woman who asked me to move in with her and her two kids. I found out she was doing three men on an on-call basis. They would call her up on her cell, and she'd hook up with them. No emotion or anything, just sex. She explained "I'm just like a prostitute, I just don't get paid."

/I still have her Florida address if anyone is interested.

Man trouble! (new window)

AirForceVet: fanbladesaresharp: Ever heard the term "7 year itch" ?

If I'm in a committed relationship like living together or being married, I stay monogamous because I don't want to bring any STDs home, and I'd be really upset if she were screwing around on me. I'm surprised I stayed married for so long as it went nearly sexless for more years than I want to confess to.

Some years back, I broke off with one woman who asked me to move in with her and her two kids. I found out she was doing three men on an on-call basis. They would call her up on her cell, and she'd hook up with them. No emotion or anything, just sex. She explained "I'm just like a prostitute, I just don't get paid."

/I still have her Florida address if anyone is interested.

Dude, everybody's got her Florida address.

Brown Sauce: Man trouble! (new window)

Oh, God.

:- /

AirForceVet: fanbladesaresharp: Ever heard the term "7 year itch" ?

If I'm in a committed relationship like living together or being married, I stay monogamous because I don't want to bring any STDs home, and I'd be really upset if she were screwing around on me. I'm surprised I stayed married for so long as it went nearly sexless for more years than I want to confess to.

Some years back, I broke off with one woman who asked me to move in with her and her two kids. I found out she was doing three men on an on-call basis. They would call her up on her cell, and she'd hook up with them. No emotion or anything, just sex. She explained "I'm just like a prostitute, I just don't get paid."

/I still have her Florida address if anyone is interested.

oooh, me me!

thought this was guna be about facebook... ;\

fanbladesaresharp: Same here. People get too hung up on their versions of the terminology when referencing. Let's see we have Frisco, Oak Town, V Town, Jose....hell even any number of less-than-admirable terms for various suburbs and neighborhoods.

I don't care either; I just thought it odd that he gets perturbed about "Cali" but not "Frisco." I say both, and don't mind any of the terms used to identify California or its various sections/cities... Well, I guess I dislike "The City" since it's a description, not a name. I'm originally from LA, so if someone said they "worked in the city" they just meant they worked downtown. That usage just makes sense, no matter where you live.

/lives in Berkeley now

mjoven1975: The term "Frisco" doesn't bother me at all, but I know it pisses people from SF off big time.

Why is that, anyway? Is there some inherent reason it's annoying, or is it just way, way overused? Penis.

Sardonic_Padre: I need to get the fark out of this state....

/how's Cali?

We just moved from Pensacola to SoCal (is SoCal ok to say?)

The increase in relative IQ is refreshing. Although it seems like there are more jacked up pickups per capita here than anywhere in FL.

AirForceVet: No emotion or anything, just sex. She explained "I'm just like a prostitute, I just don't get paid."

The Man-O-balls in you should be saying: Now is a good farking time to cut and run. Let some other shlep deal with it, but warn him first. That's the Guy Code™.

Brown Sauce: Man trouble! (new window)

Is that.....is that REAL?!

ZoeNekros:

/lives in Berkeley now

Sheeeit. I'm on the east coast now. Here the 'sutherners get irritated by the yankee "The city" either being NYC or Philly. Or D.C. Geez. pick one. And "Hotlanta" too just for scorched earth fun.

Brown Sauce: Man trouble! (new window)

Funniest I've seen in a while. I read all of 'em. Gah, I wish I could send up one of our locals.