beautiful headline.

I laughed. Out loud.

It would appear that Clinton is not a "PUMA".

/which would mean she's a Democrat

awesome!

Gorgeous headline. Gorgeous article. Today I am not angry.

Awesome, just awesome...

I dont care who you are. Subby is funny!!

And your little dog, too!

Don't tell the conservatives!

They're still running around telling everyone how Obama can't manage the convention and hillary is going to ruin everything.

I'd hate to see them have to face any kind of logical situation though, so we'll all just pretend that this is somehow bad for Obama just like we do with everything else.

What, is she holding them hostage?

Hillaryis44 is going to be awesome.

Yeah, that's what she's doing. Because it sure doesn't look like the setup for a coup so far.

"This is much bigger than Hillary,"

HAHA!

Naif!

Nothing is bigger than Hillary.

/Though she will play it like a pro, right on the razor's edge the entire time.

Doesn't much matter now that the election has been handed to McCain. Better luck in 4 years, dumbacrats.

I got a good laugh out of that headline.

That headline just made my night.

+10 subby

Well, if she plays her cards right, she can run against McCain in 4 years.

Bra-farking-vo, subby!

/used to live in Kansas, even

Stupid flying monkeys

MIguy: Doesn't much matter now that the election has been handed to McCain. Better luck in 4 years, dumbacrats.

How quaint.

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MIguy: Doesn't much matter now that the election has been handed to McCain. Better luck in 4 years, dumbacrats.

Fevis: Well, if she plays her cards right, she can run against McCain in 4 years.

This is the whole sad refrain I keep hearing. The right wing is almost pining for Hillary. They want a Democratic candidate that's not going to hand them their ass in November.

Subby owns the Internets today.

Obama voodoo dolls for all. And LOTS of pins.

shipofthesun: This is the whole sad refrain I keep hearing. The right wing is almost pining for Hillary. They want a Democratic candidate that's not going to hand them their ass in November.

shouldn't they be rooting for Obiden then?

Whatever...the black guy is still at the top of the ticket.

Hillary isn't the Dem's problem.

Here to applaud the headline.

/applauds.

MIguy: Doesn't much matter now that the election has been handed to McCain. Better luck in 4 years, dumbacrats.

Yeah, everybody on Fark knows that that Osama bin Obama is an unelectable muslim black christian theologist abortionist terrorist appeaser surrenderer flip-flopping anti-christ baby killing unamerican racist communist fascist ivory tower bigot that would raise taxes 200% on everyone in America, enslave all white people and mandate gayness and abortions while cutting funding from all government agencies to pay illegal immigrants ten thousand dollars a week and then install Saudi oil barons into his cabinet before burning all American flags and tearing down the white house to build a KFC and then etc etc etc etc

Ah, Fark, you make HillaryIs44.org seem sane.

Hillary Clinton starring in:

Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead

One F Jef: Yeah, everybody on Fark knows that that Osama bin Obama is an unelectable muslim black christian theologist abortionist terrorist appeaser surrenderer flip-flopping anti-christ baby killing unamerican racist communist fascist ivory tower bigot that would raise taxes 200% on everyone in America, enslave all white people and mandate gayness and abortions while cutting funding from all government agencies to pay illegal immigrants ten thousand dollars a week and then install Saudi oil barons into his cabinet before burning all American flags and tearing down the white house to build a KFC and then etc etc etc etc

Sounds just like one of the many Totally Independent Voters™ here on Fark. I'm surprised they haven't shown up to this thread.

This is the whole sad refrain I keep hearing. The right wing is almost pining for Hillary. They want a Democratic candidate that's not going to hand them their ass in November.

We secretly believe we've already got that going for us. Picking Joe Biden was foolish, but if your opponent is going to cut his own throat, why get in his way?

awww, thanks!

/subby
//suspects people magically won't like the headline anymore
///cognitive dissonance FTW

Fevis: We secretly believe we've already got that going for us. Picking Joe Biden was foolish, but if your opponent is going to cut his own throat, why get in his way?

I missed the big thread about Biden, so fill me in: what are the RNC talking points about Biden these days?

Came in for flying monkey photos. Left relieved.

/they're skeeeeeery!

Steigen: Whatever...the black guy is still at the top of the ticket.

Hillary isn't the Dem's problem.

She certainly won't create any obvious problems.

Her professional subtlety will require a microscope to see.

shipofthesun: They want a Democratic candidate that's not going to hand them their ass in November.

so far, we have one. while I'd like to see Hillary humble Obama (and you), I suspect she'd actually beat McCain. Bambi won't.

Congrats on running the worst campaign in history, trying to blackmail yourself into a VP nomination and screwing even that up.

Even the tag is in awe of your fail.

Who needs talking points? The man brings very little to the table in terms of "change". The impression I've gotten is that when Obama could've chosen someone with fresh blood and a fresh face, he took the safe route and went with the establishment. It's probably a wise move to balance out his own shortcomings, but it certainly doesn't do a lot for his rank-and-file followers who are so desperate to see change materialize before their eyes.

:) take a bow subby

GIS: FLying Monkey

.

/still creepy

But where will they fly? That is the question....some of her biggest $upporters are going right....

Ace Attorney: shipofthesun: This is the whole sad refrain I keep hearing. The right wing is almost pining for Hillary. They want a Democratic candidate that's not going to hand them their ass in November.

shouldn't they be rooting for Obiden then?

They're Obiden their time.

theorellior: And your little dog, too!

As sad as it makes me, Obama has screwed up pretty big by not at least giving Clinton some token appreciation.

Despite the love affair many first time voters have with him, he's really screwed up. He doesn't have many of the key demographics (older voters, mainly) and he's turned off many in the key democratic base (blue collar workers, women) that Clinton had won over. Many of them won't vote for him, choosing to either stay home or vote for McCain. Biden really only brings experience to the table (experiencing at losing a presidential bid, but I kid) and does nothing to draw these voters in.

The only real hope Obama has now is that enough of America has had enough of Bush to vote against McCain, but considering they voted for the man twice and still consider 'turrists' to be a major threat to their cornfields, I doubt it.

/I support Obama, but still like to look at reality

Fevis: Who needs talking points? The man brings very little to the table in terms of "change". The impression I've gotten is that when Obama could've chosen someone with fresh blood and a fresh face, he took the safe route and went with the establishment. It's probably a wise move to balance out his own shortcomings, but it certainly doesn't do a lot for his rank-and-file followers who are so desperate to see change materialize before their eyes.

Well, as he has said, the President sets the agenda. And what he really lacks is Washington experience to actually implement what he wants (talk is cheap). So having a VP to steer him the right way there could be a valuable thing.