sound fair to me

sound fair to me for sure she has a money maker in her pants

That must not have done much for the cop's self image.

He should have left out the 2 pennies. It's not illegal to give a woman a bike or a lighter and have sex with her... It's just illegal to hand a woman cash and have sex with her.

Weird as it may seem...pennies are cash.

depends on the bicycle and the guy.

jaylectricity: He should have left out the 2 pennies. It's not illegal to give a woman a bike or a lighter and have sex with her... It's just illegal to hand a woman cash and have sex with her.

Weird as it may seem...pennies are cash.

Of course. Bartering for sex can't be illegal, otherwise there'd be no such thing as dating.

I'd like to do you, but that's just my two cents...

Mugato: jaylectricity: He should have left out the 2 pennies. It's not illegal to give a woman a bike or a lighter and have sex with her... It's just illegal to hand a woman cash and have sex with her.

Weird as it may seem...pennies are cash.

Of course. Bartering for sex can't be illegal, otherwise there'd be no such thing as dating.

Dinner and a movie is legalized prostitution. The only reason it's legal is because there's a fifty-fifty chance involved.

/wait, what?

bicycle trifecta?

A penny for your crotch.

thesubliminalman: bicycle trifecta?

Crazy nekkid bicycle trifecta.
/now in play

she must have looked like the mexican version of a two bit whore

He should have used craigslist...

They should have let him go and get his ass kicked by an indignant crackhead after the same offer. And it takes a lot to make crackheads indignant.

Obnox: thesubliminalman: bicycle trifecta?

Crazy nekkid bicycle trifecta.
/now in play

worthless without pictures or worthless with pictures maybe.

soze: depends on the bicycle and the guy.

I ride a Santa Cruz V10. How you doin'?

mikaloyd: A penny for your crotch.

lol

penny for your box?

cats4rent: she must have looked like the mexican version of a two bit whore

Only 23 cents uglier.

cheap bastard

if only that guy had been $0.02 broker, he wouldn't have gone to jail. The economy must be doing well! Thanks Bush!

Why did that headline make me think of a Lucasarts adventure game?

/use BICYCLE with WHORE
// use CIGARETTE LIGHTER with WHORE
/// pick up WHORE

Oh, it's in Bonita Springs. Kinda figures.

Mugato: That must not have done much for the cop's self image.

or her husband's sense of self worth

If she can pick up a guarter from the floor without her hands..or a peso...she gets my vote

Hot. Linked. Oh, yea. For her pleasure. And mine.

perhaps nowhere to swipe a credit card?

Would have been more funny if someone successfully raped the shiat outta her. Farking cop.

UWOP

Did the Florida tag evacuate?

Der_Lex: Why did that headline make me think of a Lucasarts adventure game?

/use BICYCLE with WHORE
// use CIGARETTE LIGHTER with WHORE
/// pick up WHORE

Hitchhikers guid to the galacxy never had those options

daywin: sound fair to me

i read this and went "you know, that sounds like exactly the sort of ass thing i would do to a prostitute if i was riding by her- offer random, insulting things to her in exchange for sex" Because i am six and that amuses me

I didn't ask her for a "ride". I offered her a ride on the bicycle, the lighter meant I thought she was hot, and the two cents was for her opinion. It's all just a crazy misunderstanding.

I_AM_M: Would have been more funny if someone successfully raped the shiat outta her. Farking cop.

Wow, horrible troll. I give you 0/10, and may God have mercy on your soul. Dumbass.

cats4rent: she must have looked like the mexican version of a two bit whore

came for the two bit whore reference, not disappointed

BabaG: Rant_Casey's_Rabies_Buffet: Mugato: jaylectricity: He should have left out the 2 pennies. It's not illegal to give a woman a bike or a lighter and have sex with her... It's just illegal to hand a woman cash and have sex with her.

Weird as it may seem...pennies are cash.

Of course. Bartering for sex can't be illegal, otherwise there'd be no such thing as dating.

What if this broke-ass john had one red paper clip?

not that story again. Please, Craigslist is bad enough already

He should have offered her $8 and a candy bar.

cameltoe pic is cameltoe

/sorry nekom

Dupa: I didn't ask her for a "ride". I offered her a ride on the bicycle, the lighter meant I thought she was hot, and the two cents was for her opinion. It's all just a crazy misunderstanding.

you are my lawyer now

Der_Lex: Why did that headline make me think of a Lucasarts adventure game?

/use BICYCLE with WHORE
// use CIGARETTE LIGHTER with WHORE
/// pick up WHORE

I don't remember that game!

/dammit

thesubliminalman: Obnox: thesubliminalman: bicycle trifecta?

Crazy nekkid bicycle trifecta.
/now in play

worthless without pictures or worthless with pictures maybe.

GIS for naked bicycle is NSFW

/obvious

whoa...that's close by...better take my craigslist ad down

Obnox: thesubliminalman: Obnox: thesubliminalman: bicycle trifecta?

Crazy nekkid bicycle trifecta.
/now in play

worthless without pictures or worthless with pictures maybe.

GIS for naked bicycle is NSFW

/obvious

did that stop ya?

bobfo rapples

Hot Wheels, Beat that!

Was it a Zippo? Some of those are pretty expensive.

Fark: He tries to pay with a bicycle, a cigarette lighter, and two pennies

Which is why he got arrested instead of a good corksucking.

Fellas when you see a woman offering sex for money and you think to yourself, "she seems to be too hot to be a hooker," odds are pretty good that shes a cop.

/Unless her name is Julia Roberts

He should have given her $8 and a candy bar

FarkingSean: Was it a Zippo? Some of those are pretty expensive.

Zippo was in his wallet.