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(Toronto Sun) Amusing After solving world hunger and spreading peace across the world, God takes time to revirginize a tree   (torontosun.com) divider line 118
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Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 07:15:55 PM  
www.torontosun.com

I don't see it. Unless... is that? ... no it's just a tree.

 
Freakpower [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 07:49:54 PM  
Looked like a big vag to me

 
birdmanesq [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 08:24:44 PM  
i106.photobucket.com

 
birdmanesq [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 08:25:50 PM  
Freakpower: Looked like a big vag to me

i106.photobucket.com

?!?

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 08:45:44 PM  
i23.photobucket.com

 
Skail [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 09:04:58 PM  
Okay, seriously people, I'm agnostic leaning-atheist, but anyone who's saying they can't see a coincidental resemblance (and, yes, that's all it is) is simply being disingenuous.

 
waiting4godot 2008-08-24 09:25:43 PM  
I see the Grim Reaper.

 
gruffgoat 2008-08-24 09:25:54 PM  
Cool! a Ringwraith!

 
Dero 2008-08-24 09:26:21 PM  
RAAAAGE!!!

 
strathmeyer 2008-08-24 09:26:21 PM  
Okay, seriously people, I don't believe in things that aren't true, but anyone who says that they can see a coincidental resemblance is being disingenuous.

 
Skail [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 09:27:10 PM  
strathmeyer: Okay, seriously people, I don't believe in things that aren't true, but anyone who says that they can see a coincidental resemblance is being disingenuous.

Haha. Idiot. One doesn't need to believe the myths to see a resemblance to the symbolism.

 
DrForrester 2008-08-24 09:27:15 PM  
In before Streetlight

 
thalidomide new and improved 2008-08-24 09:28:11 PM  
don't you mean world "Hungour"?

 
TripleK 2008-08-24 09:28:53 PM  
Skail: Okay, seriously people, I'm agnostic leaning-atheist, but anyone who's saying they can't see a coincidental resemblance (and, yes, that's all it is) is simply being disingenuous.

It looks about as much like the Virgin Mary as it does Rasputin, Jesus, or a fifth level wizard.

 
waiting4godot 2008-08-24 09:29:30 PM  
coincidental resemblance

A good term.. the human mind is predisposed to see faces and people-like patterns in things.

 
12monkeys 2008-08-24 09:30:10 PM  
www.popculturebuzz.com
/hot linking bastard.

 
carrot 2008-08-24 09:31:52 PM  
Rule 34 or not - but after bicycles, traffic cones, park benches, etc. I'm really not all that interested in finding out how a tree can be devirginized in the first place.

 
davynelson 2008-08-24 09:35:48 PM  
pattern recognition

HOW farkING HOLY

 
bambam5 2008-08-24 09:36:43 PM  
Look at the facial area - It looks more like the grim reaper.

 
lokidecat [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 09:36:52 PM  
It's a streetlight... er.. penis.

Does that make me gay?

 
Stradavus 2008-08-24 09:37:37 PM  
I am so farking sick of people thinking they see Jesus and Mary everywhere.

Where or not you believe in that sort of thing, if Jesus were going to appear to you don't you think it would be a little more grandiose than in a farking rust stain?

 
Freakpower [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 09:37:40 PM  
sailboat

 
tiggerfreak 2008-08-24 09:38:24 PM  
Came here for a dendrophiliac reference of some kind, and am leaving sadly disappointed.

/c'mon! I can't be the only one who immediately thought God was revirginizing defiled and ravished trees
//bunch of tree farkers

 
bnthrdntht 2008-08-24 09:38:59 PM  
FTA "An uncanny likeness of the Virgin Mary formed into the bark of a Scarborough tree . . ."

Like anyone knows what Mary looked like. It could be Tara or Jean or Jane or any other woman or man for that matter in period dress.

Come on people.

 
oregoncat 2008-08-24 09:42:20 PM  
cue the God haters!

 
oldandwiser 2008-08-24 09:43:26 PM  
Who has a picture of Mary to see if she looks like the image on the tree? The problem with images of Mary and Jesus, is that they look like Europeans, not Middle Eastern.

 
walnuts55 [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 09:44:29 PM  
Stradavus: I am so farking sick of people thinking they see Jesus and Mary everywhere.

Where or not you believe in that sort of thing, if Jesus were going to appear to you don't you think it would be a little more grandiose than in a farking rust stain?


Like the cover of MAXIM

 
spazzm 2008-08-24 09:45:04 PM  
Stradavus:
Where or not you believe in that sort of thing, if Jesus were going to appear to you don't you think it would be a little more grandiose than in a farking rust stain?


Insert inane "testing your faith"-style non-rebuttal here.

 
Freakpower [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 09:46:01 PM  
tiggerfreak: Came here for a dendrophiliac reference of some kind, and am leaving sadly disappointed.

/c'mon! I can't be the only one who immediately thought God was revirginizing defiled and ravished trees
//bunch of tree farkers


Checkin' for bees!

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 09:46:26 PM  
Barely passable as Mary...her complexion looks a bit rough.

 
Barfmaker 2008-08-24 09:46:26 PM  
Cripes, dude creates the entire universe and can't just make a goddamn phone call?

You christians, next one of you dies please tell him to stop messing with our shiat.

 
phooeypapa 2008-08-24 09:47:08 PM  
Stradavus: I am so farking sick of people thinking they see Jesus and Mary everywhere.



One way to cure this is to not care about what other people think they see.

 
Barfmaker 2008-08-24 09:47:37 PM  
cksewell: Barely passable as Mary...her complexion looks a bit rough.

She's got a woody.

 
GBmanNC 2008-08-24 09:47:45 PM  
I see a penis, or a vagina with a large clitoris.
Or the grim reaper if I consider the vagina clothing.

 
Jsc810 2008-08-24 09:47:51 PM  
oldandwiser: Who has a picture of Mary to see if she looks like the image on the tree? The problem with images of Mary and Jesus, is that they look like Europeans, not Middle Eastern.

Historical Jesus probably looked a lot like Yassar Arafat.

 
Korangulation 2008-08-24 09:51:36 PM  
Hooray! A greenlight!

/people who see things in things are silly

 
FerrousFellow 2008-08-24 09:51:45 PM  
makes you wonder what would happen if they had a camera during a cloud watching religious experience.

 
Rodeodoc 2008-08-24 09:52:57 PM  
It was after work and Moreau had just opened a beer in the backyard of his Danforth and Birchmount Rds.-area home when he noticed the familiar image of the Virgin, her arms outstretched, in his neighbour's tree.

I never see virgins when I open a beer.

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 09:53:14 PM  
I once got a roll in a restaurant that looked like baby jesus's foot. It was a miracle! I bit each toe off one at a time.

 
Byno 2008-08-24 09:56:35 PM  
cksewell: I once got a roll in a restaurant that looked like baby jesus's foot. It was a miracle! I bit each toe off one at a time.

WIN

 
Hector Remarkable 2008-08-24 09:56:52 PM  
Yeah, seeing the Virgin Mary in a tree's okay,
but dropping acid at that Dead show was more impressive.

 
Mort_Q 2008-08-24 09:57:31 PM  
The word is Vulva, not Vagina.

As you were.

 
whatshisname 2008-08-24 09:59:37 PM  
An uncanny likeness of the Virgin Mary formed into the bark of a Scarborough tree has left dumbfounded residents wondering if their neighbourhood has been divinely blessed.

 
ericbo84 2008-08-24 10:01:28 PM  
uk.games-workshop.com

That's what I saw

 
whatshisname 2008-08-24 10:01:59 PM  
And it's in Scarborough. Believe me, if there's any neighborhood that's been divinely blessed, Scarborough isn't it.

 
Third_Uncle_Eno 2008-08-24 10:04:20 PM  
unlike a lot of these things like this that get greenlit, i actually see what they're talking about in the object.

thanks subby.

virgin mary? maybe.
Cloaked figure? maybe

hmmmm....
could it also be

Roger Mexico's [from some of his photoshops]
CREEPY CLOAKED GUY?!?!!?!

dun-dun dunnnn

 
NathanielTaggart 2008-08-24 10:04:45 PM  
img169.imageshack.us

 
Third_Uncle_Eno 2008-08-24 10:07:14 PM  
Stradavus: I am so farking sick of people thinking they see Jesus and Mary everywhere.

ah... but whatabout the people who think they see The Jesus and Mary Chain everywhere?

/snark off.

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-08-24 10:07:59 PM  
carrot: Rule 34 or not - but after bicycles, traffic cones, park benches, etc. I'm really not all that interested in finding out how a tree can be devirginized in the first place.

Devirginized by woodpeckers. Revirginized by bees and wasps (Order, Hymenoptera).

 
Klippoklondike 2008-08-24 10:08:38 PM  
img140.imageshack.us

/got nothin

 
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