I heard they had shellfish at the buffet, too

It's obviously mistranslated or misinterpreted, much the same way as the Bible never was. Right?

Oh, and I thought that this Sunday was gonna be boring. Lemme grab some popcorn and my asbestos lawn chair; this could be epic!

dahmers love zombie: It's obviously mistranslated or misinterpreted, much the same way as the Bible never was. Right?

This revelation is CLEARLY fake and lies. Only Bible passages that fulfill their agenda are true, duh.

Amen.

The author presents scant evidence of same-sex unions in church history, but errs in using the term "marriage" to describe those arrangements. The term "marriage" traditionally means the union of a man and a woman joined in matrimony.

SkinnyHead: The author presents scant evidence of same-sex unions in church history, but errs in using the term "marriage" to describe those arrangements. The term "marriage" traditionally means the union of a man and a woman joined in matrimony.

Really? That wouldn't be your Euro-trash bias speaking would it?

2wolves: Really? That wouldn't be your Euro-trash bias speaking would it?

Wait, I thought all the churches that were having gay weddings and gay saints and all that stuff way back when were Euro-trash churches.

I guess the Puritans had good reason to want to get the hell out of that place and come to the New World where they could infest a large nation with their insipid prudishness.

Anyone can clearly see this (noun) is an obvious abuse of the truth, because the (noun) clearly states that "(any quotation)" in section (proper noun) as sanctioned by (pronoun) in the name of (verb)!

May you all be (verb past tense) by his (adjective) appendage.

Awkward.

Ramen

Cue popcorn...

Makh: May you all be (verb past tense) by his (adjective) appendage.

I am so using "splattered" and "throbbing" next time I play MadLibs.

/just a sense of humor... not gay... also not a 300AD saint

SkinnyHead: The author presents scant evidence of same-sex unions in church history, but errs in using the term "marriage" to describe those arrangements. The term "marriage" traditionally means the union of a man and a woman joined in matrimony.

What's your proof of that?

They were obviously heathens who practiced this. That's why they're all dead.

were there even "Christian" churches 2000 years ago? I thought all that happened hundreds of years after the magic zombie disappeared.

Did God send a 113-hits-and-already-farked link to test our faith?

is the link farked? I am only getting a blank page. Could someone possibly repost? Thank you

If this news doesn't make Fred Phelps implode, nothing will.

Make Love, Kif Style

This is a rehash from several years ago unless some other ijit thinks they've uncovered this same terrible, unspeakable secret.

a homo thread?

well lets

get this gay on the road

Well link is a blank page for me so I will assume the worst that this is true and therefor hilarious.

I Just Married Three Female (and one Male) Horses after Studding for a Hudderite Family That makes me a homosexual, a polygamist, and a beastiality KING motherfarkers. (new window)

tartie_pants
is the link farked? I am only getting a blank page. Could someone possibly repost? Thank you

They don't want you to know the truth!!!!1!

/obligatory and hotlinked, all in one

newmoonpuppyhead: Amen Gaymen.

FTFY

Hey, I read it on the internets so it must be true!

1. Put snakes on plane: This is a rehash from several years ago unless some other ijit thinks they've uncovered this same terrible, unspeakable secret.

This!

Plus, even secular historians are sceptical of this claim. It is far from proven.

Next up: Roman Piso tells us how the Bible and all Classical literature is a fraud. Again.

Driver: If this news doesn't make Fred Phelps implode, nothing will.

He'll just call them evil churches or something.

SkinnyHead: The term "marriage" traditionally means the union of a man and a woman joined in matrimony.

Actually, it traditionally means "a woman of similar racial characteristics becoming the possession of a man of a different family instead of her father".

Take the quiz: http://www.buddybuddy.com/quiz-1.html

xpennyroyaltyx: were there even "Christian" churches 2000 years ago?

Since when is "a millennium" 2000 years?

SkinnyHead: The author presents scant evidence of same-sex unions in church history, but errs in using the term "marriage" to describe those arrangements. The term "marriage" traditionally means the union of a man and a woman joined in matrimony.

tradition has a funny way of changing....

xpennyroyaltyx: were there even "Christian" churches 2000 years ago? I thought all that happened hundreds of years after the magic zombie disappeared.

Might want to double-check the meaning of 'Millenium'. (new window)

re-elect_jimmy_carter: a homo thread?

well lets

get this gay on the road

I've seen that pic a few times in the last few days. What's the story behind it? Not sure I quite understand why it's popping up in certain Fark threads. There hasn't been enough context for it to click anyway. ;)

Can anyone clue me in?

The link goes to a blank page.

WTF?

Has anyone mentioned the link is a blank page?

Dubya's_Coke_Dealer 2008-08-24 12:17:33 PM
SkinnyHead: The author presents scant evidence of same-sex unions in church history, but errs in using the term "marriage" to describe those arrangements. The term "marriage" traditionally means the union of a man and a woman joined in matrimony.

What's your proof of that?


Hey speaking of Dubya.....didn't he get a degree from Yale?

.........waiting for farkhead head's to explode while trying to absorb the irony of the question..........

.....and laughing at the same time........

Anybody notice the page is blank?

SkinnyHead: The term "marriage" traditionally means the union of a man and a woman joined in matrimony.

To whom?

kid_icarus: tartie_pants
is the link farked? I am only getting a blank page.

They don't want you to know the truth!!!!1!

vudukungfu: To whom?

To dumbasses who want to parrot anything they hear instead of using common sense or researching for themselves. Just like those "The Bible invented marriage" morons.

Guys, I don't know if you've noticed yet, but in case you haven't: the page is blank.

/you're welcome

SkinnyHead: The term "marriage" traditionally means the union of a man and a woman joined in matrimony.

Actually, the term has morphed meaning many times over history, you're just latching on to the one that suits your personal bigotry.

pub. date 1994

ceejayoz: xpennyroyaltyx: were there even "Christian" churches 2000 years ago?

Since when is "a millennium" 2000 years?

In metric years.

Wasn't there a movie called Satan's Alley about this? Starring Kirk Lazarus and Tobey Maguire?

Link is farked :/

It's an abomination!

wyltoknow: vudukungfu: To whom?

To dumbasses who want to parrot anything they hear instead of using common sense or researching for themselves. Just like those "The Bible invented marriage" morons.

The bible didn't invent marriage. It invented divorce :D