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'"Ice Truckers" my @$$....'

"Would you like to get your truck stuck in my mud?"

"And for my next trick, I'm pulling a train...."

"As you can see, I have already sucked the chrome off of this bumper. Now come here, comrade."

"You will give me an orgasm. Oh yes you will."

"In Russia, truck drives person!"

"And you said I couldn't handle your load..."

"Where do you want it?"

"Hillary, until you can do this, no biatching about gender equality."

Truck: "OM NOM NOM"

If you're going to ride me like that the least you could do is pull my hair.

Are you sure 'mud-covered super heroines in distress wearing cammo and standing next to big vehicles' is going to be the next big fetish on the net?

"Hey pal, I gotcher TruckNutz right here!"

You're sleeping on the couch tonight.

Her first baby...come out sideways. She didn't scream or nothing.

I can't hear you because of how Obama I am.

"I do this photo pose to scare away the Farkers who can't handle a real woman..."

"See kids, there are some good uses for steroids."

Massively engorged gigantic clitoris shmassively shmengorged shmgigantic shmlitoris!

"I couldn't find a purse big enough for all of my crap."

"Death by Snu Snu!"

"Does this have a vibrate function?"

"My love for you like lifting truck... BERZERKER!"

Dammit funkyeuph -- yours is the one I want to vote for!

LMAO!

"As you can tell, not even winning all of those prizes at the weight-lifting championships was enough to pay for a tank of gas...not that I need a tank of gas to get this truck moving."

In preperation for the next famine, Helga stocks up on rice and beans.

I can bring home the bacon,
Fry it up in the pan,

Drag your busted old truck to town,
Cause I'm your woooomaaan,

Or gives new meaning to camo toe..

"I lov Dobble Dobble E! Me be Wrestling Diva Now?"

Confused Superwoman activates her special invisible titties power in a vain effort to rescue the doomed logging truck.

"Waiting for a tow truck is for pussies."

Maynard G. Muskievote: "My love for you like lifting truck... BERZERKER!"

LOL

I can carry the Russians out of Georgia, one truck at a time.
Anyone want to try and stop me?

"Wait till you see me pull a train."

DjangoStonereaver: "And for my next trick, I'm pulling a train...."

Sorry, didn't see yours.

poopalacarte: "Soulfinger!"

Well done, sir.

If I stand like this does it look like I'm pulling the truck out of the mud by myself?

Hi, I'm Ann Coulter. Coming up tonight on Fox.....

"In this scene from Logjammin' IV, Katya pulls a truck out of the mud. You can imagine where it goes from here."

.. and just how much does YOUR girlfriend love wood?

unowund: .. and just how much does YOUR girlfriend love wood?

"This is not a joke - you are the 10,000th visitor!" [click here to claim]

While many applauded Wonder Woman's efforts at puting the truck back on the road, few knew that she'd first knocked it on it's side by shooting ping pong balls at it.

she completly misunderstood what I meant by "Jack off"

"Would you put that farking camera down and come help. Jesus, do I have to do everything myself? You buy this damn thing to make up for having a small penis, and it still gets stuck. Should've listen to my mother you pussy. What? You got something to say?"

"..."

"I'm was originally a dude..."

NO! It's takin' mah pahwers!

Hi, Paris?

Yeah, it's me, Suzy. I think I found something big enough to keep you satisfied.

Woman! Get me my truck!