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(Charleston Daily Mail) Misc Feds to help town rub out cocks   (dailymail.com) divider line 35
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Workemon 2008-08-24 07:08:16 AM  
Subby, Keyboard, ect...

 
holiday_inn_in_cambodia 2008-08-24 07:09:42 AM  
penis!

 
Otherwise Just Fine [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 07:12:27 AM  
www.lynncove.com

If you want to have a real good time, you just cut off it's head.....

 
Workemon 2008-08-24 07:12:55 AM  
City council seeking part-time chicken chokers. Only experienced need apply. Pay based on results, 401k possible.

 
holiday_inn_in_cambodia 2008-08-24 07:14:48 AM  
Workemon: City council seeking part-time chicken chokers.

I'm already self employed full time
/8 hours a day

 
Workemon 2008-08-24 07:21:10 AM  
holiday_inn_in_cambodia: Workemon: City council seeking part-time chicken chokers.

I'm already self employed full time
/8 hours a day


That's what I like to see. The "self made man" pulling himself up by his own boot straps and reaching for that American dream.

 
holiday_inn_in_cambodia 2008-08-24 07:22:49 AM  
Workemon: holiday_inn_in_cambodia: Workemon: City council seeking part-time chicken chokers.

I'm already self employed full time
/8 hours a day

That's what I like to see. The "self made man" pulling himself up by his own boot straps and reaching for that American dream.


I have to reach pretty FAR to fulfill that dream... heh heh heh...

 
eatin' fetus 2008-08-24 07:24:01 AM  
Workemon: That's what I like to see. The "self made man" pulling himself up by his own boot straps and reaching for that American dream.

I'm pulling myself to a self-made, does that count?


/fap

 
CasperImproved [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 07:27:51 AM  
Great... Spend a million on figuring out what to do with 70 wild chickens.

Why not just offer a bounty of $10 per chicken with the stipulation that live capture is required? $10x70=$700. The live capture would prevent the idiots in the area from using weapons that shouldn't be used in a populated area.

 
holiday_inn_in_cambodia 2008-08-24 07:28:57 AM  
CasperImproved: Great... Spend a million on figuring out what to do with 70 wild chickens.

Why not just offer a bounty of $10 per chicken with the stipulation that live capture is required? $10x70=$700. The live capture would prevent the idiots in the area from using weapons that shouldn't be used in a populated area.


I demand that you stay on the topic. penis.

 
CasperImproved [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 07:33:46 AM  
holiday_inn_in_cambodia: CasperImproved: Great... Spend a million on figuring out what to do with 70 wild chickens.

Why not just offer a bounty of $10 per chicken with the stipulation that live capture is required? $10x70=$700. The live capture would prevent the idiots in the area from using weapons that shouldn't be used in a populated area.

I demand that you stay on the topic. penis.


Sorry. I was trying to resolve the problem instead of proving that I'm gay :-)

 
Bennetton 2008-08-24 07:40:23 AM  
the chickens are running free in the neighborhood, hiding in trees

Chicken Run 2?

 
Day_Old_Dutchie 2008-08-24 07:47:03 AM  
Weirton enlists feds' aid in dealing with chickens

You're missin' a "D" there, son.

 
elkraf 2008-08-24 07:54:47 AM  
Why call the Feds? Just call KFC.

 
booboopowder 2008-08-24 08:01:02 AM  
aren't the chickens forced to stay in one city block? or can they really cross the road and get to the other side?

 
JonnyBGoode 2008-08-24 08:02:20 AM  
So how much do they get paid to rub one out?

 
WMDme 2008-08-24 08:08:36 AM  
/Approves? or wait...Disapproves?
//No
//No, No...
///We ain't gonna Die...
////IIIIIIIIIIE!

 
WMDme 2008-08-24 08:09:50 AM  
img.photobucket.com

For some reason it took away the image...

 
Mongo cut wood 2008-08-24 08:12:45 AM  
At least they aren't torturing them by choking them.

 
dalovindj 2008-08-24 08:28:18 AM  
s3.amazonaws.com

 
Squirrels_of_Wisdom 2008-08-24 08:41:49 AM  
WMDme:

LOL.

Except for now that song will be stuck in my head all day.

/you suck

 
Cyborg77 2008-08-24 08:48:21 AM  
Everyone knows that to catch a wild cock you need a wild pussy:

www.bbc.co.uk

 
HowAboutNo 2008-08-24 09:12:30 AM  
I'm rubbing one out right now, so I'm getting a kick OHGODYEAHHHHHHHHHHH ~~carrier lost~~

 
clit hero 2008-08-24 09:40:39 AM  
God, I wish I lived in that neighborhood. There'd be no chicken problem, I have a rotisserie oven. Catching them? I'd figure out a way.

 
comslave 2008-08-24 10:02:02 AM  
goddamn femenists...

 
Daniefish 2008-08-24 10:15:48 AM  
Workemon: Subby, Keyboard, ect...

I'm sorry you're going through electro-convulsive therapy. Subby must've REALLY pissed you off.

 
Sarsin 2008-08-24 10:19:38 AM  
CasperImproved: Great... Spend a million on figuring out what to do with 70 wild chickens.

Why not just offer a bounty of $10 per chicken with the stipulation that live capture is required? $10x70=$700. The live capture would prevent the idiots in the area from using weapons that shouldn't be used in a populated area.


This right here. Hell, even $10,000 bounty per chicken would have been cheaper. $10,000 x 70 = $700,000. These are the examples of why I do not want government run medical care. It's not that I don't think it's a right or anything, I just don't trust our government not to fark it up beyond belief.

 
daveydave 2008-08-24 10:37:36 AM  
HEY! I grew up in Weirton. Actually, when I was at my parents house last weekend, they were talking about the wild crazy chickens. They were a only a block or two away from my house, not really that far, so we went down and checked it out. It was just a few chickens walking around, me and my pops could have taken them all out with a $20 budget for .22 ammo. We don't need no stinking Feds, it's just a few stupid chicken standing around.

 
daveydave 2008-08-24 10:43:03 AM  
The thing is, you guys all rip on WV for being backwoods, but we can't even figure out how to kill a few chickens!

 
Rhames 2008-08-24 11:04:15 AM  
img.photobucket.com

 
robisfunky 2008-08-24 12:29:13 PM  
i135.photobucket.com

/Done

 
I agree with you 2008-08-24 12:58:00 PM  
city people,,,,damn.

 
spacebar 2008-08-24 01:03:32 PM  
This story is sure to have a happy ending.

/can't believe no one posted that yet

//hope they left a tip

 
simpsonfan 2008-08-24 06:52:32 PM  
If caught, they would need some way to dispose of them.

 
bobsch 2008-08-24 09:15:09 PM  
elkraf: Why call the Feds? Just call KFC.

Like KFC has anything to do with chickens.

 
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