Subby, Keyboard, ect...

penis!

If you want to have a real good time, you just cut off it's head.....

City council seeking part-time chicken chokers. Only experienced need apply. Pay based on results, 401k possible.

Workemon: City council seeking part-time chicken chokers.

I'm already self employed full time
/8 hours a day

holiday_inn_in_cambodia: Workemon: City council seeking part-time chicken chokers.

I'm already self employed full time
/8 hours a day

That's what I like to see. The "self made man" pulling himself up by his own boot straps and reaching for that American dream.

Workemon: holiday_inn_in_cambodia: Workemon: City council seeking part-time chicken chokers.

I'm already self employed full time
/8 hours a day

That's what I like to see. The "self made man" pulling himself up by his own boot straps and reaching for that American dream.

I have to reach pretty FAR to fulfill that dream... heh heh heh...

Workemon: That's what I like to see. The "self made man" pulling himself up by his own boot straps and reaching for that American dream.

I'm pulling myself to a self-made, does that count?


/fap

Great... Spend a million on figuring out what to do with 70 wild chickens.

Why not just offer a bounty of $10 per chicken with the stipulation that live capture is required? $10x70=$700. The live capture would prevent the idiots in the area from using weapons that shouldn't be used in a populated area.

CasperImproved: Great... Spend a million on figuring out what to do with 70 wild chickens.

Why not just offer a bounty of $10 per chicken with the stipulation that live capture is required? $10x70=$700. The live capture would prevent the idiots in the area from using weapons that shouldn't be used in a populated area.

I demand that you stay on the topic. penis.

holiday_inn_in_cambodia: CasperImproved: Great... Spend a million on figuring out what to do with 70 wild chickens.

Why not just offer a bounty of $10 per chicken with the stipulation that live capture is required? $10x70=$700. The live capture would prevent the idiots in the area from using weapons that shouldn't be used in a populated area.

I demand that you stay on the topic. penis.

Sorry. I was trying to resolve the problem instead of proving that I'm gay :-)

the chickens are running free in the neighborhood, hiding in trees

Chicken Run 2?

Weirton enlists feds' aid in dealing with chickens

You're missin' a "D" there, son.

Why call the Feds? Just call KFC.

aren't the chickens forced to stay in one city block? or can they really cross the road and get to the other side?

So how much do they get paid to rub one out?

/Approves? or wait...Disapproves?
//No
//No, No...
///We ain't gonna Die...
////IIIIIIIIIIE!

For some reason it took away the image...

At least they aren't torturing them by choking them.

WMDme:

LOL.

Except for now that song will be stuck in my head all day.

/you suck

Everyone knows that to catch a wild cock you need a wild pussy:

I'm rubbing one out right now, so I'm getting a kick OHGODYEAHHHHHHHHHHH ~~carrier lost~~

God, I wish I lived in that neighborhood. There'd be no chicken problem, I have a rotisserie oven. Catching them? I'd figure out a way.

goddamn femenists...

Workemon: Subby, Keyboard, ect...

I'm sorry you're going through electro-convulsive therapy. Subby must've REALLY pissed you off.

CasperImproved: Great... Spend a million on figuring out what to do with 70 wild chickens.

Why not just offer a bounty of $10 per chicken with the stipulation that live capture is required? $10x70=$700. The live capture would prevent the idiots in the area from using weapons that shouldn't be used in a populated area.

This right here. Hell, even $10,000 bounty per chicken would have been cheaper. $10,000 x 70 = $700,000. These are the examples of why I do not want government run medical care. It's not that I don't think it's a right or anything, I just don't trust our government not to fark it up beyond belief.

HEY! I grew up in Weirton. Actually, when I was at my parents house last weekend, they were talking about the wild crazy chickens. They were a only a block or two away from my house, not really that far, so we went down and checked it out. It was just a few chickens walking around, me and my pops could have taken them all out with a $20 budget for .22 ammo. We don't need no stinking Feds, it's just a few stupid chicken standing around.

The thing is, you guys all rip on WV for being backwoods, but we can't even figure out how to kill a few chickens!

/Done

city people,,,,damn.

This story is sure to have a happy ending.

/can't believe no one posted that yet

//hope they left a tip

If caught, they would need some way to dispose of them.

elkraf: Why call the Feds? Just call KFC.

Like KFC has anything to do with chickens.