It was the MAIN shipment, man. You'll never understand the complicated world of the marble market.

When I was a kid, it was always cool when the old man got a new bottle of Crown..

Best marble bag EVER!!

Hey guys ...

I bet that truck driver was really mad over this. You *could* say he LOST HIS MARBLES!!!

/whee

HEY NEEDERMEYER!!!!

markie_farkie: When I was a kid, it was always cool when the old man got a new bottle of Crown..

Best marble polyhedron dice bag EVER!!

Fixed.

HA! That'll get things rolling!

"Thank You God!"

"But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!"

/can't find pic of otter winking

-1 Subby
-100 internets, mods

Here, you'll need this:

markie_farkie: When I was a kid, it was always cool when the old man got a new bottle of Crown..

Best marble bag EVER!!


Back in my heavy boozing days I had those things all over the place. They are great for all kinds of things.

/no hard liquor any more

Could have been the kind they put in spray cans to mix the paint when you shake it. I could see a truck full of them.

Sweet, I JUST missed that backup.

I would love to see pictures of this.

Where the hell are the Flounder pics?

I would hate to have ran through that on my bike!

\Keep the shinny side up.

Wait,

How were they packaged? Was it just an open truck like they haul dirt in or were they in boxes? It is was just an open dump truk, that was a joke just waiting to happen.

Hi, Eric Stratton, Rush chairman, damn glad to meet you.

lenfromak: Could have been the kind they put in spray cans to mix the paint when you shake it. I could see a truck full of them.

If they were, this story would have been about BBs.

(rushing behind:) "Hi, that was Eric Stratton, Rush chairman, he was damn glad to meet you."

Norad: (rushing behind:) "Hi, that was Eric Stratton, Rush chairman, he was damn glad to meet you."

And yes, that is a clip on.

It takes a lot of balls to cause an accident like that.

theorellior: lenfromak: Could have been the kind they put in spray cans to mix the paint when you shake it. I could see a truck full of them.

If they were, this story would have been about BBs.

No. Unfortunately I am the type of person who has to know that kind of thing, so I opened a paint can to see. Inside was a plain, clear glass marble.

Caulfield: No. Unfortunately I am the type of person who has to know that kind of thing, so I opened a paint can to see. Inside was a plain, clear glass marble.

Well, whaddaya know!

i didn't read the article.
i'm too much of a winner to do that. i know this because i just smoked two hoots of extremely potent honey oil and now i am extremely 'baked', man

This is Necessary.. xkcd.com check it out if you havent yet

"Seven years of college down the drain!"
Fat, drunk and stupid
FDS?

Vir Cotto approves.

Alphax: Vir Cotto approves.

Excellent! I golf clap in your general direction.

For sure, that wasn't a deeply religious experience

And, Alphax......bravo!

It's always seemed to me that Bluto couldn't actually see anything but calves from where he was spying...

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

The paint can marbles are called "glackets."

Don't worry, I'm pre-law.

No serious injuries? How does this merit the "AMUSING" tag?

Marla Singer's Laundry: Where the hell are the Flounder pics?

CaptainBeer: Don't worry, I'm pre-law.

I thought you were pre-med.

farkuufarkinfark:

What'sss The difference?

Point of Parliamentary procedure!

BTW, I've actually used the pre-med line numerous times on packed subway cars. It draws both frightened stares and much-needed laughter.

/not a pervert

CaptainBeer: farkuufarkinfark:

What'sss The difference?

Point of Parliamentary procedure!

BTW, I've actually used the pre-med line numerous times on packed subway cars. It draws both frightened stares and much-needed laughter.

/not a pervert

"Will you tell those assholes to shut up!"
"Hey, shut up you assholes!!"

Zero...point...zero.

What year is this, 1958? Who plays with marbles anymore.