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(Some Delta) Amusing "Animal House'" prank causes real-world traffic snarl: 18-wheeler full of marbles dumped on Dallas-area highway. Flounder unavailable for comment   (nbc5i.com) divider line 61
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NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 02:49:17 AM  
It was the MAIN shipment, man. You'll never understand the complicated world of the marble market.

 
markie_farkie [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 02:52:47 AM  
When I was a kid, it was always cool when the old man got a new bottle of Crown..

Best marble bag EVER!!

 
floor9 [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 03:04:44 AM  
Hey guys ...

I bet that truck driver was really mad over this. You *could* say he LOST HIS MARBLES!!!

/whee

 
Fiction Fan 2008-08-24 03:14:47 AM  
HEY NEEDERMEYER!!!!

 
SpinStopper [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 03:30:31 AM  
i33.tinypic.com

 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 04:20:05 AM  
May I have ten thousand marbles, please?

 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 04:20:59 AM  
www.dvdtimes.co.uk

 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 04:23:08 AM  
graphics.boston.com

I hate those guys

 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 04:27:44 AM  
images.dawgsports.com

Remain calm! All is well!

 
PacManDreaming [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 07:43:42 AM  
markie_farkie: When I was a kid, it was always cool when the old man got a new bottle of Crown..

Best marble polyhedron dice bag EVER!!


Fixed.

 
DrSarcasmo 2008-08-24 09:24:40 AM  
HA! That'll get things rolling!

 
skinink 2008-08-24 09:30:15 AM  

Doug Neidermeyer: "What's that on your chest, mister?"


Flounder: "It's a pledge pin, sir."


Doug Neidermeyer: "A pledge pin! On your uniform?"


 
Phil Herup 2008-08-24 09:30:58 AM  
"Thank You God!"

cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com

cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com

 
moops 2008-08-24 09:31:52 AM  
"But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!"

/can't find pic of otter winking

 
Byno 2008-08-24 09:32:33 AM  
-1 Subby
-100 internets, mods

Here, you'll need this:

i4.photobucket.com

 
Phil Herup 2008-08-24 09:33:22 AM  
markie_farkie: When I was a kid, it was always cool when the old man got a new bottle of Crown..

Best marble bag EVER!!



Back in my heavy boozing days I had those things all over the place. They are great for all kinds of things.

/no hard liquor any more

 
lenfromak 2008-08-24 09:33:49 AM  
Could have been the kind they put in spray cans to mix the paint when you shake it. I could see a truck full of them.

 
craigdamage 2008-08-24 09:51:49 AM  
THE NEGROES STOLE OUR DATES!

 
kingfish2004 2008-08-24 09:54:41 AM  
Sweet, I JUST missed that backup.

 
jdcproskater3 2008-08-24 10:01:42 AM  
I would love to see pictures of this.

 
Marla Singer's Laundry [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 10:01:50 AM  
Where the hell are the Flounder pics?

 
qrb912 [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 10:03:21 AM  
I would hate to have ran through that on my bike!

\Keep the shinny side up.

 
qrb912 [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 10:05:57 AM  
Wait,

How were they packaged? Was it just an open truck like they haul dirt in or were they in boxes? It is was just an open dump truk, that was a joke just waiting to happen.

 
The Dread Pirate Robertson 2008-08-24 10:11:02 AM  
Hi, Eric Stratton, Rush chairman, damn glad to meet you.

 
Mandapants 2008-08-24 10:12:12 AM  
www.80stees.com

 
theorellior 2008-08-24 10:12:22 AM  
lenfromak: Could have been the kind they put in spray cans to mix the paint when you shake it. I could see a truck full of them.

If they were, this story would have been about BBs.

 
Norad [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 10:17:19 AM  
(rushing behind:) "Hi, that was Eric Stratton, Rush chairman, he was damn glad to meet you."

 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 10:20:40 AM  
Norad: (rushing behind:) "Hi, that was Eric Stratton, Rush chairman, he was damn glad to meet you."

And yes, that is a clip on.

 
Yoda's Pen Is 2008-08-24 10:30:21 AM  
It takes a lot of balls to cause an accident like that.

 
Caulfield 2008-08-24 10:40:23 AM  
theorellior: lenfromak: Could have been the kind they put in spray cans to mix the paint when you shake it. I could see a truck full of them.

If they were, this story would have been about BBs.


No. Unfortunately I am the type of person who has to know that kind of thing, so I opened a paint can to see. Inside was a plain, clear glass marble.

 
theorellior 2008-08-24 10:44:28 AM  
Caulfield: No. Unfortunately I am the type of person who has to know that kind of thing, so I opened a paint can to see. Inside was a plain, clear glass marble.

Well, whaddaya know!

 
i'm driving my life away 2008-08-24 10:54:00 AM  
i didn't read the article.
i'm too much of a winner to do that. i know this because i just smoked two hoots of extremely potent honey oil and now i am extremely 'baked', man

 
Rhames 2008-08-24 11:00:38 AM  
This is Necessary.. xkcd.com check it out if you havent yet

imgs.xkcd.com

 
sbchamp 2008-08-24 11:08:34 AM  
"Seven years of college down the drain!"
Fat, drunk and stupid
FDS?

 
Alphax 2008-08-24 11:12:11 AM  
Vir Cotto approves.

 
PizzaJedi81 2008-08-24 11:25:01 AM  
Alphax: Vir Cotto approves.

Excellent! I golf clap in your general direction.

 
jeklow 2008-08-24 11:40:54 AM  
This is gonna be great!

 
rurdy 2008-08-24 11:59:38 AM  
www.movieconnection.it

 
KingKauff 2008-08-24 12:44:02 PM  
For sure, that wasn't a deeply religious experience

And, Alphax......bravo!

 
spacewarp 2008-08-24 12:44:45 PM  
It's always seemed to me that Bluto couldn't actually see anything but calves from where he was spying...

 
Bith Set Me Up 2008-08-24 01:06:17 PM  
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

 
Larva Lump 2008-08-24 01:59:33 PM  
The paint can marbles are called "glackets."

 
CaptainBeer 2008-08-24 02:25:01 PM  
Don't worry, I'm pre-law.

 
rv4-farker 2008-08-24 02:32:33 PM  
No serious injuries? How does this merit the "AMUSING" tag?

 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 02:33:57 PM  
Marla Singer's Laundry: Where the hell are the Flounder pics?

www.stephenfurst.com

www.marcresearch.com

www.2blowhards.com

 
farkuufarkinfark 2008-08-24 02:36:19 PM  
CaptainBeer: Don't worry, I'm pre-law.

I thought you were pre-med.

 
CaptainBeer 2008-08-24 03:01:23 PM  
farkuufarkinfark:

What'sss The difference?

Point of Parliamentary procedure!

BTW, I've actually used the pre-med line numerous times on packed subway cars. It draws both frightened stares and much-needed laughter.

/not a pervert

 
sbchamp 2008-08-24 03:50:39 PM  
CaptainBeer: farkuufarkinfark:

What'sss The difference?

Point of Parliamentary procedure!

BTW, I've actually used the pre-med line numerous times on packed subway cars. It draws both frightened stares and much-needed laughter.

/not a pervert


"Will you tell those assholes to shut up!"
"Hey, shut up you assholes!!"

 
Suki 2008-08-24 04:09:28 PM  
Zero...point...zero.

 
randomstranger 2008-08-24 04:09:34 PM  
What year is this, 1958? Who plays with marbles anymore.

 
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