you can't just make up that kind of crazy.

Hmmm. The great and powerful spectral maroon-tinted polka-dotted manatee told me that only my feces had hex-lifting capabilities. If I can't trust the spectral maroon-tinted polka-dotted manatee, life is unlivable.

Did it work?

Wow, least appropriate use of "The Aristocrats" ever. +1 for that.

When there's something strange,
In your neighborhood,
Who ya gonna call?

CRAZY DEFECATION WOMAN!

What a shiatty church.

Oh. I wondered where my mom ended up after they discharged her.

Apparently not the first time this woman has struck (new window)

Sgygus: Did it work?

Just what I was going to ask. Dontcha just hate it when you go to all that trouble for nothing.

Woman arrested after vandalizing church and defecating in its sanctuary to "rid the parish of a hex" in place because of children buried near a Dunkin' Donuts.

isnt this normal for christians?

atleast she didnt burn anyone at the stake.

Poop thread?

Woman who crap in church sit in own pew.

So THAT'S where the Church Lady went.

(Pittsburgh types know who I speak of)

Squirrels_of_Wisdom: Poop thread?

Or geek thread? 09426f6f62696573416e644265657209

Where in the Bible does it say 'Thou shalt not crap on thine church'? Huh? HUH?!

This makes me ashamed to live in Bucks County, Pennsylvania.

I didn't know that people who were committed involuntarily by the court could be signed out by their family. Her husband is probably just as crazy as she is.

Etchy333: When there's something strange,
In your neighborhood,
Who ya gonna call?

CRAZY DEFECATION WOMAN!

I LOL'd, Then I LOL'd again.

Great Job

In other news, the prosecutor announces his cure for schizophrenia -- his ego, lacky doctors, and half a million dollars in publicity.

They tried to rid us of this HEX, but they failed

hot boxing flying daggers: Hmmm. The great and powerful spectral maroon-tinted polka-dotted manatee told me that only my feces had hex-lifting capabilities. If I can't trust the spectral maroon-tinted polka-dotted manatee, life is unlivable.

Hey, where have you been??

He told you that? What a two-timer.

Wow, she got a half-million dollar bail set on her. That's even crazier than she is.

Link is farked. Maybe she should poop on the Intelligencer's webmaster.

Praise the lord and pass the Charmin!

When this schizo crazy biatch finally kills someone, maybe then the damn courts can permanently commit her and force-feed her Thorazine.

supernaturaltoe: Woman who crap in church sit in own pew.

Love that joke... perfect application.

A hex? They shoulda called these guys! (new window)

So this woman gets arrested for expressing her religious beliefs?!?

It's freedom of religion not freedom from religion!!!

Etchy333: When there's something strange,
In your neighborhood,
Who ya gonna call?

CRAZY DEFECATION WOMAN!

hahahahahaha

I came for the



but was sadly disappointed.

Now I'm happy again.

Was she hot?

re-elect_jimmy_carter:
isnt this normal for christians?

atleast she didnt burn anyone at the stake.


I'm all for a good round of Sunday morning unnecessary Christian bashing, but this doesn't even make sense. I mean, at least put some THOUGHT into it.

fatgail: re-elect_jimmy_carter:
isnt this normal for christians?

atleast she didnt burn anyone at the stake.


I'm all for a good round of Sunday morning unnecessary Christian bashing, but this doesn't even make sense. I mean, at least put some THOUGHT into it.

if christians were worth thinking about, i would have.

Odds on this being one of my wife's relatives?
(that's less of a joke than you think, they're from that area)

/there's something so NOT special about hearing "I'm not depressed!!" screamed as a greeting when you walk in the door.
//at least I have a reason to drink

re-elect_jimmy_carter:

I'm all for a good round of Sunday morning unnecessary Christian bashing, but this doesn't even make sense. I mean, at least put some THOUGHT into it.

if christians were worth thinking about, i would have.


Oh, so you don't have any idea what you're talking about then, just wanted to be 'edgy'. Shine on you crazy diamond.

fatgail: re-elect_jimmy_carter:

I'm all for a good round of Sunday morning unnecessary Christian bashing, but this doesn't even make sense. I mean, at least put some THOUGHT into it.

if christians were worth thinking about, i would have.


Oh, so you don't have any idea what you're talking about then, just wanted to be 'edgy'. Shine on you crazy diamond.

we christian haters have 2000 years to make up for.

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LordJiro: Where in the Bible does it say 'Thou shalt not crap on thine church'? Huh? HUH?!

It's implied.

Go forth and sh/i/t no more.

-Jebus

Regan?

some attorney: LordJiro: Where in the Bible does it say 'Thou shalt not crap on thine church'? Huh? HUH?!

It's implied.

thou shalt chop off thine own peener is also implied....get crackin.

Some government agency needs to cut her some slack and a few checks. The men responsible need to be incarcerated.

Mom?

OTA BENGA: They tried to rid us of this HEX, but they failed

No, you use one of these...

No one has posted this yet?

/going back to bed.

Day_Old_Dutchie: OTA BENGA: They tried to rid us of this HEX, but they failed

No, you use one of these...

OMG TTL WTF!

This woman is probably an Alan Keyes supporter.

re-elect_jimmy_carter: some attorney: LordJiro: Where in the Bible does it say 'Thou shalt not crap on thine church'? Huh? HUH?!

It's implied.

thou shalt chop off thine own peener is also implied....get crackin.

That's literally in the bible. Not completely off, but the choppin part.

I think I'm in love