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(hillaryis44.org) Amusing "Celestial choirs sang this morning because Hillary Clinton was spared the pestilence of even being considered seriously by the Chicago thugs for membership in their circus." And denial ain't just a river in Egypt   (hillaryis44.org) divider line 53
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TikiAndTorch [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 12:33:46 AM  
"Our short, initials, reaction: B.O. + O/B = BOOB"

 
Hobodeluxe [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 12:38:16 AM  
images.icanhascheezburger.com

 
Occam's Chainsaw [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 12:43:49 AM  
So... Hillaryis44 is closing their doors after the convention, since the odds of her getting the presidency are right up there with getting struck by a meteor while winning the lottery during a plane crash? No? That's what I thought.

 
Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 12:46:26 AM  
I hate to say it, but my jaw dropped. I don't know why this cognitive disconnect from such a farked up group surprised me, but it did.

Christ - I used to think they were crazy. Now I know they're just a special kind of stupid.

 
ragekage [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 12:46:47 AM  
And hey look, the penis pill ads are back on Big Pink!

Link (new window)

 
ragekage [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 12:47:40 AM  
Benevolent Misanthrope: I hate to say it, but my jaw dropped. I don't know why this cognitive disconnect from such a farked up group surprised me, but it did.

Christ - I used to think they were crazy. Now I know they're just a special kind of stupid.


That's too much crazy for me to actually venture into, not to mention the forementioned embedded advertising. What did they talk about?

 
Yesdog [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 12:48:18 AM  
Is there anyone out there who does NOT know that the P.U.M.A. groups are just Republican shills? Seriously?

 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 12:49:04 AM  
Occam's Chainsaw: So... Hillaryis44 is closing their doors after the convention, since the odds of her getting the presidency are right up there with getting struck by a meteor while winning the lottery during a plane crash? No? That's what I thought.

She'll be sure to enrage them so that she can hope for an RFK.

 
slobarnuts 2008-08-24 12:56:09 AM  
Hillyis44 is a Republican operation.

I've said it in another thread.

That's why you can't post there. All that shiat is posted by one guy. Even the chick that you always catch posting stupid shiat (like the cheesecake thing). All the same guy.

Anyway, i Just check the page source ragekage ; the ads aren't there.

<!-- masthead content begin -->
<h1>Hillary Is 44</h1>
<!-- masthead content end -->

 
ragekage [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 12:58:24 AM  
Oh ho, they noticed they got called on it- again. What an idiot.

 
Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 01:03:52 AM  
ragekage: Benevolent Misanthrope: I hate to say it, but my jaw dropped. I don't know why this cognitive disconnect from such a farked up group surprised me, but it did.

Christ - I used to think they were crazy. Now I know they're just a special kind of stupid.

That's too much crazy for me to actually venture into, not to mention the forementioned embedded advertising. What did they talk about?


"Once again Barack Obama proves his lack of judgement, experience, and decency. Barack Obama is not qualified to be president.

Big Media tool Barack Obama has finally made a decision and chosen Big Media favorite Joe Biden to join the Chicago circus. Biden is an experience patch on the flat tire of experience which is Barack Obama. This deflated tire won't roll.

* * *

Celestial choirs sang this morning because Hillary Clinton was spared the pestilence of even being considered seriously by the Chicago thugs for membership in their circus. Hillary Clinton and Hillary Clinton supporters were insulted once again. But we are happy about this latest insult. This latest Obama insult confirms once again our view of Obama and makes our opposition much easier. NObama. NOvember.

Once again, with Obama the jokes write themselves. The McCain campaign will illustrate the silliness of the Biden in full very soon."

That's as afar as I got - I was afraid of the stoopit being contagious if I spent too much time there.

Does NO ONE have the cheesecake chick pic? Now is the perfect time...

 
newmoonpuppyhead 2008-08-24 01:13:20 AM  
slobarnuts: Hillyis44 is a Republican operation.

I've said it in another thread.

That's why you can't post there. All that shiat is posted by one guy. Even the chick that you always catch posting stupid shiat (like the cheesecake thing). All the same guy.

Anyway, i Just check the page source ragekage ; the ads aren't there.

<!-- masthead content begin -->
<h1>Hillary Is 44</h1>
<!-- masthead content end -->


Ahhh. Glad to know McCain is above it all.

/snicker

 
Kenny B [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 01:26:53 AM  
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Aar1012 [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 01:27:19 AM  
And yet they are still offended that he didn't offer it to her! What is wrong with people?!? Pick one!

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 01:28:06 AM  
Benevolent Misanthrope: I hate to say it, but my jaw dropped. I don't know why this cognitive disconnect from such a farked up group surprised me, but it did.

Christ - I used to think they were crazy. Now I know they're just a special kind of stupid.


it's a republican front operation. they have nothing to lose.

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 01:34:11 AM  
This is actually painful to watch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWX5u69hmzY

/not a rr
//or is it?

 
newmoonpuppyhead 2008-08-24 01:34:44 AM  
Aar1012: And yet they are still offended that he didn't offer it to her! What is wrong with people?!? Pick one!

It's a Republican-owned website run by one operative.

 
Phil Moskowitz 2008-08-24 01:34:52 AM  
Is the joker who founded that site being funded by republicans? What a perfect vector of sabotage.

 
Bacontastesgood 2008-08-24 01:35:52 AM  
I actually had a nightmare last night - not a normal occurrence for me - that Hillary and her minions somehow stole the nomination at Denver. Obama was beaten and dejected, and it was all legal and the media fell right in to cover the travesty. I woke up feeling nauseous, then relieved when I realized it was all just a dream.

It was weird having a nightmare about politics. Very weird. But damn scary, let me tell you. I really hope tonight will be just a vampire or that I have cancer or something.

 
Louder And More Dissonant 2008-08-24 01:40:39 AM  
Bucky Katt: Benevolent Misanthrope: I hate to say it, but my jaw dropped. I don't know why this cognitive disconnect from such a farked up group surprised me, but it did.

Christ - I used to think they were crazy. Now I know they're just a special kind of stupid.

it's a republican front operation. they have nothing to lose.


I do rather hope that Hillary (and Bill) give convention speeches that utterly pull the teeth of this sort of thing.

"I support our nominee wholeheartedly, and am scandalized that anyone would give any credence to my name being attached to the sort of scurrilous attacks the right-wing conspiracy is putting out there", that kind of thing.

I would not bet on that, but I am hoping for it, just for the sake of public decency if nothing else.

 
Shrugging Atlas 2008-08-24 01:40:44 AM  
I hate that place. That zoo. That prison. That reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the FAIL, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste their fail and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it.

 
Shrugging Atlas 2008-08-24 01:44:37 AM  
Ought to change their name to hillaryisnteven44vp.com

 
newmoonpuppyhead 2008-08-24 01:46:09 AM  
Bucky Katt: This is actually painful to watch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWX5u69hmzY

/not a rr
//or is it?


Unfortunately, I think he'll be our next president. This is America, after all.

/yeah, I've given up hope for us

 
Brown Sauce 2008-08-24 01:48:37 AM  
I can has cheesecake?

farm2.static.flickr.com

 
WFern 2008-08-24 01:51:18 AM  
Dear god. They've come full circle and begun consuming their own tail. It's like a work of art.

 
Buggleton 2008-08-24 01:54:25 AM  
Awesome! I'd almost forgotten about the pack of harpies that make hillaryis44 so much fun to read.

 
WFern 2008-08-24 01:55:53 AM  
Kenny B: [claw machine]

That gave me a bigger laugh than was probably deserved. Bless you.

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 01:56:19 AM  
Louder And More Dissonant: Bucky Katt: Benevolent Misanthrope: I hate to say it, but my jaw dropped. I don't know why this cognitive disconnect from such a farked up group surprised me, but it did.

Christ - I used to think they were crazy. Now I know they're just a special kind of stupid.

it's a republican front operation. they have nothing to lose.

I do rather hope that Hillary (and Bill) give convention speeches that utterly pull the teeth of this sort of thing.

"I support our nominee wholeheartedly, and am scandalized that anyone would give any credence to my name being attached to the sort of scurrilous attacks the right-wing conspiracy is putting out there", that kind of thing.

I would not bet on that, but I am hoping for it, just for the sake of public decency if nothing else.


it would be decent of them, but i agree it's unlikely

 
andrewagill 2008-08-24 01:58:05 AM  
Brown Sauce: I can has cheesecake?

farm2.static.flickr.com


The one on the right has a definite Children of the Corn look to her.

 
erik-k [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-08-24 01:59:40 AM  
Battle of the Fail: 4chan.org vs hillaryis44.org

ejksdesktop.homelinux.com

 
lolmadillo 2008-08-24 02:00:14 AM  
the sad reality is - with a likelihood of four senators on the ballot, clinton could actually slingshot up the senate totem pole...

 
andrewagill 2008-08-24 02:01:32 AM  
Bucky Katt: it would be decent of them, but i agree it's unlikely

I think there's a fair chance that Hillary might say it, but I don't think there's any chance that Bill will.

Bill has nothing to lose by being bitter. Hillary does.

 
Brown Sauce 2008-08-24 02:10:20 AM  
www.destructoid.com

Starring Hillaryis44 as "The Corkster!"

 
thatvoiceguy 2008-08-24 02:22:30 AM  
hillaryis44 may be run by republican shills, but real pro-HRC Obama-haters are out there (new window).

 
Louder And More Dissonant 2008-08-24 02:22:58 AM  
andrewagill: Bill has nothing to lose by being bitter. Hillary does.

"Eighteen million of you honored my wife with your votes; I ask you all to join her in honoring our party's nominee, who will lead us together to victory."

That's hard?

 
EdgeRunner 2008-08-24 02:25:55 AM  
Obama and McCain can't be allowed to run for President, only Hillary can save us from destruction. Need proof? I lit a sterno can inside a chicken wire cage, and at no point did the cage lift off and achieve altitude. This proves that fire cannot counter gravity, so rockets are an illusion and the moon landings were faked.

And why were they faked? Because the government doesn't want you to know the moon really is made of cheese, or more accurately, cheesecake. Yes, that's right! The tides, the proper rotation of the Earth, the transformation of werewolves, a great many things on this stupid man-world are all dependent on cheesecake, a precious resource which is solely controlled and possessed by Hillary's loyal cultist followers. If we lose their support, we lose cheesecake, and then we lose the planet and everyone dies!

I can't wait till this happens. When everyone's dead, Obama will look SOOOOO dumb for wanting to be President! I bet his political career will be FINISHED! Stupid man-world man with his manlike mannishness!

/be honest, does this tinfoil hat make my butt look big?

 
Buggleton 2008-08-24 02:26:53 AM  
McCain should come immediately out this morning, and in no-nonsense fashion, announce: "It's Portman. Have a nice day."

i511.photobucket.com

 
Aar1012 [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 02:29:50 AM  
newmoonpuppyhead: Aar1012: And yet they are still offended that he didn't offer it to her! What is wrong with people?!? Pick one!

It's a Republican-owned website run by one operative.


But you and I both know that someone, somewhere was happy for .4 seconds when they found out that Clinton wasn't the VP but after that .4 second time frame passed they were livid that she wasn't selected. You could hear the rants and the vast amounts of cheesecake crumbs hitting the floor for miles.

 
Flying Lasagna Monster 2008-08-24 02:31:43 AM  
coont
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mesohorny 2008-08-24 02:37:37 AM  
I do feel sad for them just a tiny bit.

Your eyes will tear up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82qCwLX9piE


who am i kidding fark em.

 
Falcc 2008-08-24 02:38:59 AM  
In response here is VP pick Joe Biden talking to Hillary's supporters about his drafting the Violence Against Women Act.

images.icanhascheezburger.com

/I worked hard on it so even if it sucks I keep posting
//Although Biden would probably regret the bill if he went on that site

 
Cadaviar 2008-08-24 02:50:04 AM  
Pestilential Chicago thug circuses? Jesus.

I think it's strange that they are jumping on Biden's disagreements with Obama. McCain doesn't even agree with himself half the time. He's all over the map and calendar with his positions.

Romney is apparently the VP front runner and he's said things about McCain like: "He's virtually indistinguishable from Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama on a number of major issues our country faces".

Maybe it'll be Pawlenty! Pawlenty has said "I'd stand with President Bush if his approval rating was 2 percent." Sounds like a match!

/Though McCain wouldn't flinch even at 1%.

 
andrewagill 2008-08-24 03:05:58 AM  
Louder And More Dissonant: "Eighteen million of you honored my wife with your votes; I ask you all to join her in honoring our party's nominee, who will lead us together to victory."

That's hard?


Seems to be hard for Bill.

 
Hollie Maea 2008-08-24 03:21:43 AM  
I saw one of the regular posters on his44 once posting in a thread on ESPN.com Needless to say, it was a bit hard to take his opinion seriously.

 
Eddie_Dean_NY [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 04:05:47 AM  
The persecution complex of some of the PUMAs out there is staggering. They love to scream "We've been told to sit down and shut up while the men decide." Lady, it's not always about just what you want, most of the time the world does not revolve around you and your issues.

I didn't think I had that many ex-girlfriends out there.

 
Six_By_Nine 2008-08-24 08:16:12 AM  
EdgeRunner FTW

 
Marla Singer's Laundry [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 08:58:23 AM  
Brown Sauce: Starring Hillaryis44 as "The Corkster!"

HAHAHA

 
Hilarity_N_Sues [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 08:59:32 AM  
Wow, they went all Groucho on the Dems. "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."

 
chipspastic 2008-08-24 09:04:21 AM  
Hillary doesn't want Obama's sour grapes anyway.

 
mcwebe0 [TotalFark] 2008-08-24 09:10:19 AM  
Bucky Katt: This is actually painful to watch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWX5u69hmzY

/not a rr
//or is it?


I love that video. Thanks for the memories.

Brown Sauce: Starring Hillaryis44 as "The Corkster!"

Hey, Corky was a well-intentioned, nice, even relatively high-functioning person with a mental handicap. hillaryis44 is a bunch of (or one) malicious, psychotic nutjobs. Don't insult Corky by comparing him to hillaryis44.

Buggleton: McCain should come immediately out this morning, and in no-nonsense fashion, announce: "It's Portman. Have a nice day."

Would consider voting for this ticket. Likelihood of VP being president very high.

 
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