That would explain why he has only been getting 12 holes in one per golf outing than his usual 18.

"The son may not be there"

I've been saying it all along. Nobody that short could father a child.

...not Kim himself but a dummy...
...Rumors of a dummy Kim began circulating after the summit...

I swear they must have written that article just to set up a punchline.

At least it's not as bad as the time the Klingons discovered Emperor Kahless had been replaced by a hologram wearing mobile emitter technology.


/just finished re-reading that book
//enjoyed it, especially Riker's scenes

2.5cm?

So he changed his shoes?

King Kong is dead?

No way. No one else could possibly be that crazy. And if they were they'd never admit it.

Though he MIGHT be a clone...hm....

You know, North Korea's about the only country I could buy this happening in.

Not dead...just ronery.

Are there really that many bizarre-looking dwarves in North Korea?

Lifts.

Fiction Fan: At least it's not as bad as the time the Klingons discovered Emperor Kahless had been replaced by a hologram wearing mobile emitter technology.


/just finished re-reading that book
//enjoyed it, especially Riker's scenes

Wow, you must be a blast at parties.

Gyrfalcon
No way. No one else could possibly be that crazy. And if they were they'd never admit it.

My immediate thought was this. At least the first part. Then I was too tired to look for a picture of Dr. Evil to hotlink to.

myalias1845: Fiction Fan: At least it's not as bad as the time the Klingons discovered Emperor Kahless had been replaced by a hologram wearing mobile emitter technology.


/just finished re-reading that book
//enjoyed it, especially Riker's scenes

Wow, you must be a blast at parties.

Says the guy farking at 3:30am on a saturday night?

/Leave trekkie alone!

Bearing Lil' Kim's constellation of magnificent, nay -- supernatural accomplishments in mind, I'm certain that growing 2.5 cm was a small matter.

/Self-reliance!!
//send food aid.

mikeandeichmann: Are there really that many bizarre-looking dwarves in North Korea?

See above, clones. Kim Jong Il is the only person in the world who is crazy enough, narcissistic enough, and wealthy enough to have been spending his nation's money for the last 30 years to Xerox himself 10,000 times for just such an emergency.

Nevermind the fact that the Japanese have a burning hatred for the Koreans which is eclipsed only by... the burning hatred the Chinese have for the Koreans.

Korea: the Poland of Asia

That is my life right there...

mikeandeichmann: Are there really that many bizarre-looking dwarves in North Korea?


Well due to the population has a whole total lack of food in the last 40 years, is it really that much of a wonder?

A little bit of my Pyongyang just died.

myalias1845: Fiction Fan: At least it's not as bad as the time the Klingons discovered Emperor Kahless had been replaced by a hologram wearing mobile emitter technology.


/just finished re-reading that book
//enjoyed it, especially Riker's scenes

Wow, you must be a blast at parties.

I picture Fiction Fan scratching his head and saying, "What are parties?"

If this is the case, why not use his death to institute reforms and fix the country? It's working for Cuba ... somewhat.

/A guy can dream, can't he?

You can tell an individual person's height from orbit?

mikeandeichmann: myalias1845: Fiction Fan: At least it's not as bad as the time the Klingons discovered Emperor Kahless had been replaced by a hologram wearing mobile emitter technology.


/just finished re-reading that book
//enjoyed it, especially Riker's scenes

Wow, you must be a blast at parties.

Says the guy farking at 3:30am on a saturday night?

/Leave trekkie alone!

First off, I'm a girl. Secondly, I'm stuck at work.

/still a total dork, I confess...afterall I am on Fark

BakaDono: You can tell an individual person's height from orbit

with declassified satellites that were launched in the 80s you can read the time off a person watch standing under a skylight in a shopping mall, i am sure with the newer birds you can tell how big of cock the guy that's with your wife while you are work has through a building.

myalias1845: mikeandeichmann: myalias1845: Fiction Fan: At least it's not as bad as the time the Klingons discovered Emperor Kahless had been replaced by a hologram wearing mobile emitter technology.


/just finished re-reading that book
//enjoyed it, especially Riker's scenes

Wow, you must be a blast at parties.

Says the guy farking at 3:30am on a saturday night?

/Leave trekkie alone!

First off, I'm a girl. Secondly, I'm stuck at work.

/still a total dork, I confess...afterall I am on Fark

You're not a total dork. I know, because I'm one, and you're never at any of the meetings.

myalias1845: mikeandeichmann: myalias1845: Fiction Fan: At least it's not as bad as the time the Klingons discovered Emperor Kahless had been replaced by a hologram wearing mobile emitter technology.


/just finished re-reading that book
//enjoyed it, especially Riker's scenes

Wow, you must be a blast at parties.

Says the guy farking at 3:30am on a saturday night?

/Leave trekkie alone!

First off, I'm a girl. Secondly, I'm stuck at work.

/still a total dork, I confess...afterall I am on Fark

Mental note: check profile before using gender specific pronouns.

Dwight_Yeast: Nevermind the fact that the Japanese have a burning hatred for the Koreans which is eclipsed only by... the burning hatred the Chinese have for the Koreans.

Korea: the Poland of Asia

Yeah! But there is hope for common ground... all three hate the Vietnamese

mikeandeichmann: myalias1845: mikeandeichmann: myalias1845: Fiction Fan: At least it's not as bad as the time the Klingons discovered Emperor Kahless had been replaced by a hologram wearing mobile emitter technology.


/just finished re-reading that book
//enjoyed it, especially Riker's scenes

Wow, you must be a blast at parties.

Says the guy farking at 3:30am on a saturday night?

/Leave trekkie alone!

First off, I'm a girl. Secondly, I'm stuck at work.

/still a total dork, I confess...afterall I am on Fark

Mental note: check profile before using gender specific pronouns.

It's also fun to notice she's hot.

He choked on some Kimchee?

Danger Avoid Death: myalias1845: mikeandeichmann: myalias1845: Fiction Fan: At least it's not as bad as the time the Klingons discovered Emperor Kahless had been replaced by a hologram wearing mobile emitter technology.


/just finished re-reading that book
//enjoyed it, especially Riker's scenes

Wow, you must be a blast at parties.

Says the guy farking at 3:30am on a saturday night?

/Leave trekkie alone!

First off, I'm a girl. Secondly, I'm stuck at work.

/still a total dork, I confess...afterall I am on Fark

You're not a total dork. I know, because I'm one, and you're never at any of the meetings.

That's because I'm too busy reading Star Trek books and farking.

What happened to Saddam's doubles? Anyone know? Saw some site way before the war started and it pretty much "proved" he had doubles appearing on his behalf.

One of 'em had bigger ear lobes IIRC.

What happened to them and how does the Coalition of the Willing know they executed the right guy I must know.

DNA testing is for chumps.

subby

i rord

Danger Avoid Death: I picture Fiction Fan scratching his head and saying, "What are parties?"

DUH... parties are small groups of adventurers, usually banded together to fight some sort of larger monster that requires the combination of their skills.

/LIGHTNING BOLT

myalias1845: mikeandeichmann: myalias1845: Fiction Fan: At least it's not as bad as the time the Klingons discovered Emperor Kahless had been replaced by a hologram wearing mobile emitter technology.


/just finished re-reading that book
//enjoyed it, especially Riker's scenes

Wow, you must be a blast at parties.

Says the guy farking at 3:30am on a saturday night?

/Leave trekkie alone!

First off, I'm a girl. Secondly, I'm stuck at work.

/still a total dork, I confess...afterall I am on Fark

The sound of every guy here clicking on your profile is deafening.

myalias1845: Danger Avoid Death: myalias1845: mikeandeichmann: myalias1845: Fiction Fan: At least it's not as bad as the time the Klingons discovered Emperor Kahless had been replaced by a hologram wearing mobile emitter technology.


/just finished re-reading that book
//enjoyed it, especially Riker's scenes

Wow, you must be a blast at parties.

Says the guy farking at 3:30am on a saturday night?

/Leave trekkie alone!

First off, I'm a girl. Secondly, I'm stuck at work.

/still a total dork, I confess...afterall I am on Fark

You're not a total dork. I know, because I'm one, and you're never at any of the meetings.

That's because I'm too busy reading Star Trek books and farking.

Damn! T.D. Emeritus status! I'm sorry for doubting you. Please don't tell the Grand High Federation Empire Council of the Nine Rings.

I couldn't take another Atomic Wedgie.

The article can'a be true. He is OK. The IOC verified the passport.

Lumoclear: He choked on some Kimchee?

myalias1845: Danger Avoid Death: myalias1845: mikeandeichmann: myalias1845: Fiction Fan: At least it's not as bad as the time the Klingons discovered Emperor Kahless had been replaced by a hologram wearing mobile emitter technology.


/just finished re-reading that book
//enjoyed it, especially Riker's scenes

Wow, you must be a blast at parties.

Says the guy farking at 3:30am on a saturday night?

/Leave trekkie alone!

First off, I'm a girl. Secondly, I'm stuck at work.

/still a total dork, I confess...afterall I am on Fark

You're not a total dork. I know, because I'm one, and you're never at any of the meetings.

That's because I'm too busy reading Star Trek books and farking.

Okay, first, what book is this? B) Is there an audio book of this in MP3 because the only times I really get to 'read' a book any more is the audio version at work.

Next, I've been conducting the meetings, and I haven't seen you two their lately. I'm looking at the role call sheet on my iPhone and it's totally blank next to your names.

/going through all the Doctor Who audio books and radio plays currently
//can watch 4 seconds of a TNG episode and know the episode title, the season, basic plot, and interesting trivia on that episode
///~I~ have a girlfriend, the TNG knowledge doesn't impress her

Great Janitor: Next, I've been conducting the meetings, and I haven't seen you two their lately. I'm looking at the role call sheet on my iPhone and it's totally blank next to your names.

I go by Gandalf Tiberius at the meetings.

Approves.

Danger Avoid Death: mikeandeichmann: myalias1845: mikeandeichmann: myalias1845: Fiction Fan: At least it's not as bad as the time the Klingons discovered Emperor Kahless had been replaced by a hologram wearing mobile emitter technology.


/just finished re-reading that book
//enjoyed it, especially Riker's scenes

Wow, you must be a blast at parties.

Says the guy farking at 3:30am on a saturday night?

/Leave trekkie alone!

First off, I'm a girl. Secondly, I'm stuck at work.

/still a total dork, I confess...afterall I am on Fark

Mental note: check profile before using gender specific pronouns.

It's also fun to notice she's hot.

What he said.

navyjeff: Approves.

Dave's not here.

Danger Avoid Death: Great Janitor: Next, I've been conducting the meetings, and I haven't seen you two their lately. I'm looking at the role call sheet on my iPhone and it's totally blank next to your names.

I go by Gandalf Tiberius at the meetings.

What a coincidence, I go by Emporer Kahless

/think I've been outted for really knowing nothing of Star Trek...or is it Star Wars?...

jake_lex: You know, North Korea's about the only country I could buy this happening in.

Ditto. And it's not like some plastic surgery on someone who resembles the guy in the first place to make appearances even more equal, would be hard to come by.

emperor.

Arklop: Not dead...just ronery.

yes, i would imagine he's very ronery right now...in hell

myalias1845: Danger Avoid Death: Great Janitor: Next, I've been conducting the meetings, and I haven't seen you two their lately. I'm looking at the role call sheet on my iPhone and it's totally blank next to your names.

I go by Gandalf Tiberius at the meetings.

What a coincidence, I go by Emporer Kahless

/think I've been outted for really knowing nothing of Star Trek...or is it Star Wars?...

I have knowledge of both and I always make use of it. Friday night I was at a wedding reception (even I make it to the odd party every so often...) and I was trying to get the DJ to play the Imperial March instead of the wedding march. When the bride found out she said, "Fark, that would have been ~SO~ much better!" Then I found a few others who were Star Trek fans, so we talked.

BEST MOMENT: The groomsmen walk out onto the 'stage', then the bride and bridesmaids are up there. As soon as they are all there and the moment the bride took her place and turned to face the groom, my cellphone rang. The ringtone was the victory tune from the Final Fantasy games. There was some laughter. I chuckled, the bride was laughing, so it was good.

If there's any country this is possible, it's N. Korea. You don't need to go to space to find aliens, just go north of the 38th parallel. Murderousness aside, The Kims and the Khmer Rouge have to take the prizes for most lunatic regimes in history - both commie, BTW.