Fortunately, the psychic won the lottery moments later.

Now subby you have no proof the psychic didn't see it coming. Whats to say they didn't simply put themselves where they were meant to be at that time.

Heh. I walk to work each day, and have to pass a little psychic shop on the way.

One day a few months ago, I decided to walk home for lunch. On my way back, I was passing by just as she opened her front door.

"Oh. Hi! Are you my one o'clock," she asked.

"Wouldn't you know?," I replied....

I'm no psychic but
"Hey, you forgot your wallet!":
Words I'll never say

"At least one person was shot inside the European Psychic"

Who is this European Psychic and how many people did she have inside of her?

Fiction Fan: Fortunately, the psychic won the lottery moments later.

No, won the lottery the day before.

/isn't it ironic?

I went to get my palm read, but first I wrote something on it to see if she would read that too

holiday_inn_in_cambodia: I went to get my palm read, but first I wrote something on it to see if she would read that too

Did you write your past on there just to confuse her?

As crime scene investigators were inspecting the scene a pickup truck and an SUV collided head-on directly in front of the shooting scene.

FTFA it seems to me that this European Psychic is a magnet for trouble. I'd keep away and not apply directly to the forehead.

myalias1845: holiday_inn_in_cambodia: I went to get my palm read, but first I wrote something on it to see if she would read that too

Did you write your past on there just to confuse her?

A friend showed me a picture and said "this is a photo of me when i was younger". EVERY photo is of you when you were younger.

"this is a photo of me when i'm older"... fark you, let me see that camera. whats it look like?

Are there more palm readers in Florida, California and Hawaii since they have more palms?

Still waiting for some gypsy references

The more interesting story on that page was the Hot Pocket Recall.

This poster says: Still waiting for some gypsy references

yeah I hope we don't get gyped out of those references

European Psychic shot during robbery, didn't see it coming.

FTFY

This totally shatters my faith in european psychics.

American Psychics are soooo much better. Wouldn't happen to an American Psychic.
Go America! Woo Hoo.


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How is this weird at all? Everyone already knows they're all frauds, this should be obvious to any with an IQ above 85.

"Shoot me NOW!"

There was a "psychic" in town a few years ago who used to have a sign near the road that said "Pyschic".

We used to call her the piss chick.

"Now that you mention it... I did have a premonition that I would be penetrated today. I just thought it would be something else."

interesting. i drove by there last night about 9:15 and wondered why all the cop cars were there.

I read that as European Psychic snot ...