I wouldn't mind a border collie as a mayor if I didn't have to look at the Mayor's anus every time he turned around.

The residents of Lajitas, Texas (pops) laugh at your inferior mayors.

Candidates for the office may be humans or animals but not except ducks or geese

subby: "Border collie on ballot in northern KY. town. Fark."

why did that piss you off?

Yaaaaaaaaay Kentucky!

four legs good. 2 legs baaaaad.

justafarkingchef: four legs good. 2 legs baaaaad.

that joke makes the voices scream at me

...but not ducks or geese

THAT'S RACIST

...Speciesist?

Woof, Woof. Woof.

/My name is Oddball and I approve this message.

The collie humps peoples' legs less often than the human candidates.

its because the people of Rabbit Hash have a combined chromosome count of 7

INCEST IN KENTUCKYSTAN!!

Why was the word fark randomly interjected in that headline?

at least make sense.


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In other words, former/present lovers.

but not ducks or geese

Cry fowl.

And the Democratic candidate is a Shih Tzu with no experience who promises "change" if we can only get rid of all the hunting dogs.

Sorry, had to do it.

DRTFA but I assume this is Rabbit Hash? Best place to go Rabbit Hashing is you know what I mean. Nice drive, and the "town" is full of dogs. I often go there to drink a beer by the riverside and watch the sun set while playing with a pack of happy dogs. It's my zen place.

the aflac duck cries fowl play as our winged brethren banned from mayorships.

Having had a border collie for several years I would trust her judgement over the elected officials in my city. And she is far more ethical.

Yeah Mayor Daley, I'm looking at you.

My bad, it's way south of me. Rabbit Hash has had a dog, a pig and I think a mule as mayoral candidates in the past.

I hear you must be a bard to be mayor of Bardstown, KY.

Border Collies are a lot smarter than Black Labs.

The also have indefatigable amount of energy.

because ducks and geese are plants.

TripSixes: because ducks and geese are plantsa flight risk.

FTFY

schatzie: Yeah Mayor Daley, I'm looking at you.

I noticed that nowhere in the city does the word "Chicago" appear without "Richard M. Daley, Mayor" right after it. Is that some kind of law? He even wrote his name on the trash cans at MDW.

One wants a mayor with some balls, but those kinds are always humping something.

My border collie would be a better candidate.

Yes Spartan Manhandler, you noticed correctly.

It's like a personality cult. I was surprised that while he was in China for the Olympics he didn't take a couple of days to go visit North Korea and get more tips on how its done.

Having been to Rabbit Hash a number of times, I feel I can safely say that the Border Collie is perfectly qualified to manage their affairs.

"Alright! We'll give some land to the n*ggers and the ch*nks...but no ducks or geese!"

Border collie would make a better sheriff. Good at following the laws and herding ( not hurting ) the lawbreakers.

From the article: "Candidates for the office may be humans or animals but not ducks or geese."

What the... those narrow-minded bastards!



Change we can believe in!

Since Border Collies are probably smarter than 60% of the politicians in Kentucky, why not?

Add a Yellow lab and Black lab to the '08 Canine party ticket for the President. You can't lose!

What about attractive and successful African-Americans?


/I love the Fark filter...

LordJiro: ...but not ducks or geese

THAT'S RACIST

...Speciesist?

No, racist would be right since apparently this targets avians. Were it specifically targeting a species within the genus, then it would be speciesest.

God, I normally use that sort of semantics for humans, not animals...

Been done. Here is our Mayor with our human mayor.

How does this affect the arguement that allowing gays to marry will pave the way for humans marrying animals?

I guess in this town it's OK for an animal to marry humans.

Obviously the people of this town know ducks and geese are evil. They should extend that rule to exclude fish as well, especially pilot fish.

My Border Collie/Shepherd would make a far better leader than our current mayor.

Then again, so would this ant crawling across my coffee table.

Did the opposition candidate run a smear campaign about the border collie's association with sheep?

the_be_sharps: The residents of Lajitas, Texas (pops) laugh at your inferior mayors.

That article was a real winner in my book.... we could make a thread of it and have fun.

/probably been done, not always here.

Good ol' Rabbit Hash making an appearance on FARK. I live about 20 miles northeast of there.

/Never been there despite the close proximity
//Need to venture down there sometime and give my support for the possible mayor
///Will pick up a t-shirt

Rabbit Hash is a fine cycle riding destination. Have a cold beer from the general store, sit by river. Not bad.

It is, after all, the center of the universe (new window).

elkboy: Candidates for the office may be humans or animals but not except ducks or geese


Candidates for the office may be humans or any animal s but not except ducks or geese

Humans are animals. It's amazing how many people don't know that.