No contest.

That's a beautiful springer spaniel

R.A.Danny: That's a beautiful springer spaniel

The dogs ain't bad, either.

Skail: The dogs ain't bad, either.

I hear one is a real biatch

FTFA: She also learned to take on men. "Carla is the hunter, not the hunted," says a man who knew her in her teens. "She is a female womanizer."

in other words, she's a slut

Bucky Katt: FTFA: She also learned to take on men. "Carla is the hunter, not the hunted," says a man who knew her in her teens. "She is a female womanizer."

in other words, she's a slut

Doesn't that make her a manizer? I mean, unless she IS a womanizer, in which case... lesbogiggity.

Bloody William: Bucky Katt: FTFA: She also learned to take on men. "Carla is the hunter, not the hunted," says a man who knew her in her teens. "She is a female womanizer."

in other words, she's a slut

Doesn't that make her a manizer? I mean, unless she IS a womanizer, in which case... lesbogiggity.

I like that word "lesbogiggity" and from now on plan to use it at least once per day

Karl Lagerfeld, welcome to the 50's.

Bucky Katt: FTFA: She also learned to take on men. "Carla is the hunter, not the hunted," says a man who knew her in her teens. "She is a female womanizer."

in other words, she's a slut

Men are playboys and womanizers. Women are whores and sluts.

Got it. /Massive eyeroll

Bucky Katt: FTFA: She also learned to take on men. "Carla is the hunter, not the hunted," says a man who knew her in her teens. "She is a female womanizer."

in other words, she's a slut

It's idiots like you who make women afraid to express their sexuality. And guess what? When women are afraid of their sexuality, MEN LOSE TOO.

So, as a man, I would ask you to kindly shut the fark up and stop ruining it for the rest of us.

mikeandeichmann: Bucky Katt: FTFA: She also learned to take on men. "Carla is the hunter, not the hunted," says a man who knew her in her teens. "She is a female womanizer."

in other words, she's a slut

It's idiots like you who make women afraid to express their sexuality. And guess what? When women are afraid of their sexuality, MEN LOSE TOO.

So, as a man, I would ask you to kindly shut the fark up and stop ruining it for the rest of us.

It's really good to the sexual revolution has progressed to this point in 50 years. (No, I'm not farking around; I'm serious.)

*starts a slow clap for mikeandeichmann*

Dwight_Yeast:

It's really good to the sexual revolution has progressed to this point in 50 years. (No, I'm not farking around; I'm serious.)

Agreed. Unfortunately you still have holdouts who think a woman, in being comfortable enough with her sexuality to enjoy it as she sees fit, is somehow deserving of names that cut down her worth as an individual.

Let's hope that breed is dying out, eh?

mikeandeichmann: Bucky Katt: FTFA: She also learned to take on men. "Carla is the hunter, not the hunted," says a man who knew her in her teens. "She is a female womanizer."

in other words, she's a slut

It's idiots like you who make women afraid to express their sexuality. And guess what? When women are afraid of their sexuality, MEN LOSE TOO.

So, as a man, I would ask you to kindly shut the fark up and stop ruining it for the rest of us.

Screwing everything in sight is "expressing your sexuality?" OK, if you say so.

KeatingFive:
Screwing everything in sight is "expressing your sexuality?" OK, if you say so.

Please point to any evidence that Carla Bruni screwed everything in sight. "Womanizer" can mean a number of things, and none of those things are necessarily "screwing everything in sight." I want you to tell me where you got that impression, because currently you just look like an asshat who immediately jumped to that conclusion because you read about a strong woman who didn't conform to your rigid and myopic notions of how a woman should act.

But you know what? Even if she did fark everyone in sight...even if she was out every night trolling for dick in whatever dark club she came across...who the hell is she hurting, and why are you so compelled to judge her? This is a smart and successful woman who has accomplished quite a lot in her life (more than you or I will, most likely), and you want to degrade her simply because she likes sex? Are you really that base?

Chicks dig it when you call them creatures.

//and chicks.

Bucky Katt: in other words, she's a slut

With men it's being a "player" and it's positive. With women it's being a "slut" and it's negative. Some of the most blatant sexism left.

Carla Bruni is awesome.

I repeat:

That red dress pic is beautiful.

/did not RTFA

mikeandeichmann: It's idiots like you who make women afraid to express their sexuality. And guess what? When women are afraid of their sexuality, MEN LOSE TOO.

So, as a man, I would ask you to kindly shut the fark up and stop ruining it for the rest of us.

I second this!

Quit calling chicks sluts and whores, because dammit...we're not getting enough action from sluts and whores. The ratio is too small.
Now, if you stop calling them sluts and whores, then more women will be more comfortable with actually being sluts and whores. Which will expand our pool of access to sluts and whores beyond those that are fee or video based.
So please, have some respect for slutiness and whorishness, so that we too may some day get laid.
For free.
Without having to boot up anything.

/respect; more than a means to an end

is she on top of the le louvre?

nevermind. should read the captions more carefully.

Next time, Subby, link to an article, not a freaking book-length biography. Or at least warn people. Fascinating as it was, I kept paging down and it just would not end.

Lost_in_Korea: Next time, Subby, link to an article, not a freaking book-length biography. Or at least warn people. Fascinating as it was, I kept paging down and it just would not end.

www.thepokylittlepuppy.com
www.curiousgeorge.com
www.goldenbooks.com

Even I would destroy that.

Now THAT....is a woman

Lost_in_Korea: Next time, Subby, link to an article, not a freaking book-length biography. Or at least warn people. Fascinating as it was, I kept paging down and it just would not end.

You should bribe those men holding a gun to your head and make for the river.

Huh. The author is pretty hot, too. :\

Damn...Fark has a graphic for Vanity Fair?

Can we get ones for Redbook, Allure, Vogue and W?

Skail: Huh. The author is pretty hot, too.

That's Tim Russert's widow. Go for it.

Holy crap Katt, nice haul.

Gulper Eel: Skail: Huh. The author is pretty hot, too.

That's Tim Russert's widow. Go for it.

So you're saying she's available...

Karl Lagerfeld on Carla Bruni: "She speaks many languages. It must be an embarrassment for the wives of other heads of state to see this beautiful creature who can wear anything nothing and speak like that."

FTFY

I'd elect her.

Hey Karl, you're a moron.

Speaker2Animals: Lost_in_Korea: Next time, Subby, link to an article, not a freaking book-length biography.

www.thepokylittlepuppy.com
www.curiousgeorge.com
www.goldenbooks.com

snert

I'd surrender to her.

RemyDuron: With men it's being a "player" and it's positive. With women it's being a "slut" and it's negative. Some of the most blatant sexism left.


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