Yay!!!!! hahahahahahahahahaha

ooops. I mean:

hahahahahahha

Were there fleas around the corner strapped to photos of Bob Barr and Ralph Nader?

How about McKinney?

Where was "Raid" when it was needed?

DamnYankees: How about McKinney?

She smoked it.

You laugh at CNN. You say to yourself "this doesn't have any bearing on anything." You say "not only is this not news, but it takes away time from more meaningful and informative stories." You think this is the end of the road for television journalism.

But I tell you this:

That McCain roach cheated. There's a scandal here.

A scandal that goes all the way to the top.

The "New Jersey Pest Management Association" is just a cover; a front; the empty bodega for something much more sinister.

Consider this: a quick donor lookup for the company spokesman Len Douglen (or Leonard Douglen, depending on the source) reveals he has not donated money to any candidates. Neither has his PR council, Alan Caruba. Why don't they appear on any donor reports?

BECAUSE THEY DON'T EXIST.

Here is a map of Livingston, New Jersey, where this so called "organization" runs their PO Box.

Notice anything?

It's only an hour or so away from The Pine Barrens- the perfectly place to hide a BODY if one wished.

Perhaps the body of the person who rigged the back of the folded card on the Obama Roach so it would drag behind it, while the McCain roach had it lifted above the tail.

And did I see a toothpick? A weight of some kind on the back of the Obama Roach card?

This is a conspiracy.

You are all sheep if you don't see it.

SHEEP!

golf clap

Well played CtrlAltDelete

CtrlAltDelete: SHEEP!

Lawl. A +1 to you good sir.

CtrlAltDelete

Ok that made me choke on my popcorn.

well done

Holy fark. Those people cared way too much about that stupid roach race that doesn't mean anything.

Pretty sure that if that whole event and everybody at it had been gassed to death the average IQ in that state would've gone up at a few points.

/the Obama roach's stupid sign was dragging on the ground at the back, not a fair race at all

This thread would be a lot more entertaining... on weed.

OMG!!! That's animal abuse!

/Don't really care.

I heard the McCain roach spent five years in a Red Chinese prison.

Best use of the "Stupid" tag in ages.

Well, I'm not voting now.

Obama probably smoked his roach.

What?

Ummmm, okay.

???

The McCain roach thought there were going to be pancakes for the winner!

The Obama roach clearly did not have a tele-prompt or directions from the very beginning and couldn't handle it on his own. I call BS.

McCain/Cockroach '08!!!

CtrlAltDelete: That McCain roach cheated. There's a scandal here.

The insinuation that a roach with a picture of John McCain, a former prisoner of war, cheated is outrageous.

CtrlAltDelete: The "New Jersey Pest Management Association" is just a cover; a front; the empty bodega for something much more sinister.

The president and CEO of NJPMA is listed as someone named Gregor Samsa.

McCain Cheated! His roach wasn't old enough!

Danger Avoid Death: CtrlAltDelete: The "New Jersey Pest Management Association" is just a cover; a front; the empty bodega for something much more sinister.

The president and CEO of NJPMA is listed as someone named Gregor Samsa.


Some people are squirrel-handed. Gregor is a weird name.

The McCain roach, who incidentally, spent five-and-a-half years as a prisoner of war, had absolutely no home-field nor natural habitat advantage. None whatsoever.

Aha... and how many hotels does the McCain roach own?

CtrlAltDelete -- jesus christ it takes some kind of patience to type something that wonderful. A+

pnjunction: Holy fark. Those people cared way too much about that stupid roach race that doesn't mean anything.

Pretty sure that if that whole event and everybody at it had been gassed to death the average IQ in that state would've gone up at a few points.

/the Obama roach's stupid sign was dragging on the ground at the back, not a fair race at all

Actually, this kind of raises the level of discourse of your average American presidential race.

/and the Obama roach lost because it didn't have any prior roach racing experience and therefore didn't know how to lead
//Or so I'm told.

Larry Mahnken: CtrlAltDelete: That McCain roach cheated. There's a scandal here.

The insinuation that a roach with a picture of John McCain, a former prisoner of war, cheated is outrageous.

POW!

Ctrlaktdelete you are a fool. Your story is a smoke screen for the real truth and you bought it hook line and sinker. Or maybe you're on of THEM spreading the roach propaganda.

We're through the looking glass, here, people!

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Aha... and how many hotels does the McCain roach own?

I lawl'd.

In the future, all presidents will be decided in this way.

Look for the Lou Dobbs rant blasting the Madascar cockroaches for taking jobs away from any number of qualified New Jersey cockroaches.

Goofball_Jones: In the future, all presidents will be decided in this way.

You know, that may work out better than our current system.

Obama roach's sign was falling off and dragging behind him... it slowed him down. I call fouuuuul. :(

Some may scoff at this 15th Quad-Annual Roach Derby, some may say it means nothing. But you probably don't know that this Roach Derby, held at Rutgers University every Presidential Election since 1941, has been correct predicting the outcome of the Presidential election... 80% of the time! (p0p)

You also probably don't know that the Vice President Roach Derby, run right after the POTUS derby, was also won by the Republican roach. The Republican ticket swept the derbys, and not even with the Republican VP nominee yet being named.

80% Correct Prediction rate!

Start shaking in your boots Obama sheeple!

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Trubl is...

they ain no roaches roun heah !

Samalander: Obama roach's sign was falling off and dragging behind him... it slowed him down. I call fouuuuul. :(

I'd say the roach that looked up and saw an elephant ready to trample it was more afraid than the one who saw a donkey.

The Ron Paul roach voted not to run.

All kinds of fail.

-10/0

syrynxx: The Ron Paul roach voted not to run.

Roaches are not mentioned in the Constitution.

worry not, by feb 2k9,
we'll be calling one of them a roach.

Goofball_Jones: In the future, all presidents will be decided in this way.

Yeah. Only two bugs to work out of this system. That's a definite improvement.

I honestly can not believe CNN put this on their site...

Cnn is even blocked on my TV and at my firewall.

"joe Biden is a pro-RIAA, anti-privacy, free internet foe, and soon to be one mouse-click away from the Presidency"


// found one !

ROACH !

This is the sort of thing that Conan O'Brien does on Late Night. It's funny there. CNN? Not so much.

Thraeryn: This is the sort of thing that Conan O'Brien does on Late Night. It's funny there.

What? Racing animals is seriously business. It's nothing to joke about.