I think I threw up a little.

20 years ago? Sure. Today, DO NOT WANT.

As if the "New Hotness" pop divas are anything to speak of.

The first thing I thought of when I read the name she's given her tour is "Don't Pour Sugar On Me" by Def Leppard.

Eww. How about the "Delouse Me" tour?

dj4aces: The first thing I thought of when I read the name she's given her tour is "Don't Pour Sugar On Me" by Def Leppard.

Would the album then be called Hysterectomy?

Looking at that picture; with varicose veins on her skinny legs. She reminds of a small pet dog that I had when I was a high-schooler and the dog was so old that when strangers would be at the house, the dog would bark loudly and would not even move, it would just bark and would go back to sleep.

That's just sad, she should've retired 10 years ago.

That's just sad, she should've retired 10 20 years ago.

That's better.

Saborlas: As if the "New Hotness" pop divas are is anything to speak of.

FTFY.

Madonna never was talented

/even when she "went there"

It's not fair to say Madonna was never talented. But when someone spends so much of their career focusing on their physical appearance and sex appeal, it's only natural to expect diminishing returns as that person grows older.

The show, billed as a musical mishmash of "gangsta pimp," Romanian folk, rave, and dance - was an homage to Madonna's continuous reinventions over the past three decades.

Kinda like Techno bingo nights at St. Agatha's.....

Nothing wrong with staying trim and in shape into your golden years, but thinking you're as hot as a nubile girlie just makes you look pathetic.

Sticky Sweat is more like it .....

I very rarely say this, but I honestly don't think I would fark that woman

I will say that she does look pretty good for her age..... but then again her age is 50 so that's not really saying much.

Hundreds of gay men will be so pleased with this news.

Does she have any other fan base?

"Trail Mix Minx" Tour

I saw her on the Blonde Ambition tour back in the day. She lip-synced about 90% of the show.

/plus she's a shiatty guitar player

Stopped being relevant almost 25 years ago.

Mugato: Eww. How about the "Delouse Me" tour?



How about the "Frog Legs" tour?

/"how about no", while we're at it

Amid a four-act show at Cardiff's packed Millennium Stadium, a video interlude carried images of destruction, global warming, Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler, Zimbabwe's authoritarian President Robert Mugabe - and U.S. Senator John McCain



Ridiculous coont, you're not helping.

Madonna is good,
but she is no King Sunny Ade.

How about the "Frog Legs" tour?

Good grief that woman has a hardcore case of dismorphia.

It's all fine & good to be toned but YACK, she looks ill.

LiveNation coughed up $120 million on the belief that Madonna is bankable and will return a profit. Epic FAIL.

I got a friend whose goal in life was to one day go down on Madonna. That's all he wanted, that was all. To one day go down on Madonna.

And when my friend was 34 he got his wish in Rome one night.
He got to go down on Madonna. In Rome one night in some hotel.

And ever since he's been depressed, 'cause life is shiat from here on in.
And all us friends just shake our heads and say "Too soon, too soon, too soon." He went down on Madonna too soon. "Too young, too young, too soon, too soon."

/it ain't bragging if it's true

Uzzah: I got a friend whose goal in life was to one day go down on Madonna. That's all he wanted, that was all. To one day go down on Madonna.

And when my friend was 34 he got his wish in Rome one night.
He got to go down on Madonna. In Rome one night in some hotel.

And ever since he's been depressed, 'cause life is shiat from here on in.
And all us friends just shake our heads and say "Too soon, too soon, too soon." He went down on Madonna too soon. "Too young, too young, too soon, too soon."

/it ain't bragging if it's true

I suspect he now looks something like this (might be NSFW for some)

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