cue Henry Mancini.....

Sighhhhh...

Samson. Samson the ugly-ass baby elephant to you, smitty.

This isn't funny. Where is the farking funny?

Help.

"...Do I look like an elephant to you?"

/Hotlinked

So reading the article is not required prior to submitting it?

Benevolent Misanthrope: Sighhhhh...

Samson. Samson the ugly-ass baby elephant to you, smitty.

Yeah, I was thinking of that too.

/It's still cute, though

elephants rule

pops

Lenny_da_Hog: cue Henry Mancini.....




Ah, Mancini. The mascot's best friend.

Sampson is my second-favorite elephant from Baltimore.

That's right...we don't want a headline about an animal born in a zoo unless it is referred to as 'ugly-assed'. All future subby's please take note. Thank you.

Elephants should not be kept in captivity.

I want to talk to Samson! (new window)

I`ve been told I look like an elephant,,,,,,,from the waist down.

Why do people throw in the "p" in "Sampson". They do it with "hampster" too! Are they the left over p's from when they butcher the word pumpkin into "punkin?"

Who was the father?

I used to volunteer at a small city zoo (Santa Ana). There is nothing more humbling to the human experience than to spend a bunch of time amongst our fellow animal species to realize humans aren't so special.

Elephants are teh awesome.

daverrod: Elephants should not be kept in captivity.

Look, a baby republican!

ohhhh. Nice and tender.

I'll take mine with a nice rosemary dry rub, maybe with some risotto on the side.

And fresh bread. Hot and straight from the oven.

When is someone going to break the news to him that he is in Baltimore?

Big deal. Post this on Fark again when he's able to use apples to do calculus.

No, no, I'm fairly sure the Samsons elephant was called Stampy.

/DNRTFAE

Johnny Mash: No, no, I'm fairly sure the Samsons elephant was called Stampy.

/DNRTFAE

Who are the Samsons? Some cheap-ass knock-off? Dare I say, the Chinese version? Underage and spelled wrong?

How can you misspell a name when it's already spelled-out for you in black & white, right there in the article?

Cute elephant tho.

HONDOWAYNE: I`ve been told I look like an elephant,,,,,,,from the waist down.

All you gotta do is unstrap that burlap sack full of shiat from your ass and you can at least pass for a baboon.

HBK: talk to

+10000

Does Oscar know that Felix had a baby?

ronaprhys: Johnny Mash: No, no, I'm fairly sure the Samsons elephant was called Stampy.

/DNRTFAE

Who are the Samsons? Some cheap-ass knock-off? Dare I say, the Chinese version? Underage and spelled wrong?

You're thinking of The Samsungs, and they're from Korea.

Actually so are the Simpsons

When's the last time anything good has come from Baltimore?

Hopefully the little elephant doesn't get stolen.

Baby elephant? Intravenous Cutty Sark stat!

daverrod: Elephants should not be kept in captivity.

Agreed. While most other zoos are working on phasing out elephant exhibits this place is breeding them.

That's going to take a lot of barbecue sauce.

Me & Samson, went to the store.
And ol' Samson, left craters in the floor.

/Forgets who sings that

I didn't see Sampson mentioned. Samson.

Johnny Mash: No, no, I'm fairly sure the Samsons elephant was called Stampy Sampy.

/DNRTFAE

FTFY

kill it

I was able to play with three baby elephants in Thailand a few years ago. They are like big puppies that will accidentally knock you to the ground. Man they were cute!
I love elephants.

Benevolent Misanthrope: Sighhhhh...

Samson. Samson the ugly-ass baby elephant to you, smitty.

Your Comment.....

I would have named him Stampy!

Captain Coffee: I was able to play with three baby elephants in Thailand a few years ago. They are like big puppies that will accidentally knock you to the ground. Man they were cute!

That sounds rather awesome.

....would like to have a word with Sampson.

if you like baby elephants, might i suggest catching an episode or 2 of Elephant Diaries on the animal planet. great show, but sometimes a little heartbreaking.